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Default 'sup - 06-28-2015, 07:25 AM
I'm a Christian and I'm really just here to debate on the supposed sinfulness of not wanting sex, that's right; I'm an asexual! In terms of further topics of discussion I also have an appreciation for the gothic subculture and, I don't know if you think it's sinful or not, but I also like steampunk.
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Default Re: 'sup - 06-28-2015, 08:46 AM
How can you have an appreciation for this "so called" goth subculture and still call yourself a Christian! You should know that goth is not a subculture, but a dangerous, perverted cult!......there are numerous reported cases of these deviants performing ritualistic, demonic sex acts, ultimately leading to murder!

Here's the proof:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.1603989

As for steampunk.....if it is affiliated with goth, then it must be just as bad. Instead of spending your time thinking about goth, and this steampunk nonsense, you should start devoting more of your time and energy on worshipping God and loving his only begotten son, Jesus Christ (who are also the same btw).

Lastly, we do not debate sexual abstinence or anything else on this forum. There is no debating God's law!

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Default Re: 'sup - 06-28-2015, 09:34 AM
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I'm a Christian and I'm really just here to debate on the supposed sinfulness of not wanting sex, that's right; I'm an asexual! In terms of further topics of discussion I also have an appreciation for the gothic subculture and, I don't know if you think it's sinful or not, but I also like steampunk.
welcome sir. i think asexuality is a very interesting topic and i think goth stuff is pretty cool too though i'm not either of those. but some of the members here don't like those things and love to debate so get ready for that. don't worry, they just like hazing the new guys. they are a very nice group and can be very silly sometimes. see ya in Heaven man.

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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Default Re: 'sup - 06-28-2015, 06:08 PM
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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