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Default Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-13-2010, 10:05 PM

Hello lovely True Christians, wrong Christians and Atheist negros,

I want to tell you something, which is an very important topic for me.

I want to speak about defecate or making poo.

When you defecate every day, there is no danger for you.
The poo is so small that you have no feelings while doing it. But when you do it every 5 or 6 days, the poo gets so big and much that it could give you some feelings which are wrong and could send you into the hellfire!

1.kor 6,9:
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Gays like to wait weeks before they do it!!

Yes, they wait weeks before they defecate. Because when they have no other man to do sodomy,they wait weeks and then when they go to toilett they get an orgasm because of their prostate

Psalm 139:2:

139:1 O lord, thou hast searched me, and known me.
139:2 Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off.
139:3 Thou compassest my path and my lying down, and art acquainted with all my ways.
139:4 For there is not a word in my tongue, but, lo, O LORD, thou knowest it altogether.
139:5 Thou hast beset me behind and before, and laid thine hand upon me.


So my advice is to defecate every day and you have no problems with this subject.
Keep in mind that god is everywhere!

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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-13-2010, 10:12 PM

Could somebody please move this into the mens section? I don't think it's something us women need to see.

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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-13-2010, 10:13 PM

Edit: Sister B.I.G., I'm wondering if it actually belongs in the Straight for Jesus forum!


This is a disgusting post. Next you will be suggesting that the Bible condones defecation as an expression of affection.

Song of Solomon 5:4
My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.

I will have you know that the Lord personally refreshes the bowels of the True Christian™, so there is nothing to worry about . . . for us.

Philemon 1:20
Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord.

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As for you, I'm not sure. Maybe you need to worry about such things. Are you often tempted by the thought of other men's engorged tallywhackers penetrating your posterior and pounding your prostate?


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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-13-2010, 10:14 PM

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Hello lovely True Christians, wrong Christians and Atheist negros,

I want to tell you something, which is an very important topic for me.

I want to speak about defecate or making poo.
Shouldn't this have been in 'the Men's section only'?

As far as the Men of Landover are concerned, True Christian™ women never do number two.


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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-13-2010, 10:25 PM

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Could somebody please move this into the mens section? I don't think it's something us women need to see.

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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-13-2010, 10:26 PM

As an Officer of the Law, I'm quite familiar with all the kind of sicko stuff that gays are into.

It follows that any man who would stick his tallywhacker in another man's behind is a scat freak.

I've often been asked to give talks at local schools to warn kids about the dangers that homosexuals pose to them. I always make sure I hand out plenty of copies of this comic by Dick Hafer, which deals in-depth with the kind of depravity we in Law Enforcement must confront when busting fags.
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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-13-2010, 10:32 PM

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This is a disgusting post. Next you will be suggesting that the Bible condones defecation as an expression of affection.
I would never do that. This post is just an expression of my considerations.
I say sorry to all TrueChristians who disslike this post. Forgive me, i am unworthy.
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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-13-2010, 10:37 PM

Excrement has always played a very important role in the Bible.

Most so-called Christians don't understand how important poop is to our SAVIOR, but you can get a better idea by studying His word, and taking this quiz.



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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-13-2010, 10:37 PM

Disgusting filthy post. True Christain™ men don't get excited on the toilet. I always have a spare Bible on the tank anyway and make the most of my time reading scripture.

If having a bowel movement gives you homosexual thoughts, why not just have a colostomy and you'll never have to worry about it again?

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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-13-2010, 10:43 PM

I don't know for sure so maybe one of our ex-gay True Christians™ hear can elaborate on this but I heard that gays really like to take large dumps because supposedly poop inside your rectum feels the exact same as a penis or a dildo. Is there anyone here that can confirm this? I also heard they like to use their sphinx muscles to push and pull the poop up and down as to stimulate arousal and feel like actual boner fide gay sex action.

So can anyone confirm this? I may or may not have had gay stuff in my life but if it did I was too passed out drunk or one GHB or sedatives so I cant remember anything about it.




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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-13-2010, 10:47 PM

Thank you for your post bob4good. This seems an very interesting Quiz. I think i gather the familie and then we try to solve the quiz
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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-13-2010, 11:10 PM

The proper True Christian protocol for bathroom activities can be found in the following threads:

Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil! By Wash O'Hanley.

Praising GOD in the Bathroom By me.



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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-13-2010, 11:28 PM

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I had not brought this up before as it seemed indelicate. But since the subject has reared its ugly head, I will address the topic. Part of my Ex-Gay© surgery that resulted in my impotence involved the voluntary removal of my colon and the surgical closure of my anus. I believe I was the first person ever in the state of Iowa to have a voluntary rectumectomy.

Truth be told, my anus and colon were in terrible shape at the time anyway, due to the thousands of erect penises that I had taken into my backside during my years as a filthy power bottom size queen. It was actually just a matter of time before everything in that area ceased to function anyway, but I decided to nip the problem "in the bud", as it were,

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I don't know for sure so maybe one of our ex-gay True Christians™ hear can elaborate on this but I heard that gays really like to take large dumps because supposedly poop inside your rectum feels the exact same as a penis or a dildo. Is there anyone here that can confirm this? I also heard they like to use their sphinx muscles to push and pull the poop up and down as to stimulate arousal and feel like actual boner fide gay sex action.

So can anyone confirm this? I may or may not have had gay stuff in my life but if it did I was too passed out drunk or one GHB or sedatives so I cant remember anything about it.
When I was in the grips of my sodomania and had a functioning lower GI tract, the only thing I liked better than receiving a good pounding from several overly endowed homos was passing a large amount of feces. As was stated earlier in this thread, I would not empty my bowels for days at a time. While I was building up a good load, I would eat pounds and pounds of oat bran, peanuts, popcorn, and brown rice pasta.

When I could no longer take the strain, I would take a large dose of pure mescaline and make my way to the bathroom. As the first waves of horrifying hallucinations began, I would also dose myself with amyl nitrate and nitrous oxide. At this point my bowels would loose themselves almost of their own accord. Suffice to say that this would often lead to quite a mess.

At the time I believed I was enjoying myself, but in reality I was destroying a part of my body by using it in a manner that the Lord never intended. I praise Jesus every time I empty a colostomy bag that He saw fit to come into my life when He did. Otherwise, I could at this very minute be lying on the cold tile of my bathroom floor, semi conscious and hallucinating, covered in my own excrement.


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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-14-2010, 06:51 PM

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I want to speak about defecate or making poo.

When you defecate every day, there is no danger for you.
The poo is so small that you have no feelings while doing it. But when you do it every 5 or 6 days, the poo gets so big and much that it could give you some feelings which are wrong and could send you into the hellfire!


Gays like to wait weeks before they do it!!

Yes, they wait weeks before they defecate. Because when they have no other man to do sodomy,they wait weeks and then when they go to toilett they get an orgasm because of their prostate

So my advice is to defecate every day and you have no problems with this subject.
Keep in mind that god is everywhere!

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SHIT!!!! This is good stuff! Not surprised that this thread is from a German - for some reason you guys are expert in this topic

But WTF! Seriously... what are you talking about? I would like to see the doctor who did tell you this was correct!!!!

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It follows that any man who would stick his tallywhacker in another man's behind is a scat freak.

I've often been asked to give talks at local schools to warn kids about the dangers that homosexuals pose to them. I always make sure I hand out plenty of copies of this comic by Dick Hafer, which deals in-depth with the kind of depravity we in Law Enforcement must confront when busting fags.
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I don't know for sure so maybe one of our ex-gay True Christians™ hear can elaborate on this but I heard that gays really like to take large dumps because supposedly poop inside your rectum feels the exact same as a penis or a dildo. Is there anyone here that can confirm this? I also heard they like to use their sphinx muscles to push and pull the poop up and down as to stimulate arousal and feel like actual boner fide gay sex action.

So can anyone confirm this? I may or may not have had gay stuff in my life but if it did I was too passed out drunk or one GHB or sedatives so I cant remember anything about it.
Have you ever tried not to take a dumb for so many days??? Its painful, very painful... and that is not good in that region of the body

I do not say someone never had done anything like this for their enjoyment, but its normal, so its kinda unseroius to bring it up

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I had not brought this up before as it seemed indelicate. But since the subject has reared its ugly head, I will address the topic. Part of my Ex-Gay© surgery that resulted in my impotence involved the voluntary removal of my colon and the surgical closure of my anus. I believe I was the first person ever in the state of Iowa to have a voluntary rectumectomy.
It seem you were pretty far out and you did some major things to get back to the world. Big Respect.

But seroiusly, why did you not just stop being doing it? You did some pretty big things to change your body... i belivie faith is in the mind more than the body...!
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I looked at every post in this thread, I have that puke taste in my mouth.
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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-14-2010, 08:39 PM

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SHIT!!!! This is good stuff! Not surprised that this thread is from a German - for some reason you guys are expert in this topic
But WTF! Seriously... what are you talking about? I would like to see the doctor who did tell you this was correct!!!!

Please discuss the issue with seriousness. Making fun about everything dont give you a place in heaven.


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14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.


And i want to thank Professor Bessemer for his honest descriptions. I can imagine that it is not easy to share such personal experiences.
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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-14-2010, 11:59 PM

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Please discuss the issue with seriousness. Making fun about everything dont give you a place in heaven.
This issue is not serious.
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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-15-2010, 12:44 AM

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This issue is not serious.
Friend, I can assure you that the topic of human waste is very serious indeed. It has caused me grief that I cannot hope to make you understand. My previous post on the topic was worded as simply and as clinically as I could for decencies sake. What I could not convey was the amount of both emotional and physical pain and suffering that my battle with auto-erotic fecophillia caused me.

I was hopelessly addicted to exotic bowel movements. Whether it was a prodigious amount, a strange color or consistency, or even a particular odor, I always wanted a more intense experience. This drove me to eat stranger and stranger foods, to seek out bizarre ingredients in frightening foreign markets, and to alternately starve or gorge myself, depending on the particular "kick" I was looking for.

The final straw came after I had eaten nothing but Moroccan food, aged sharp cheddar cheese, and habenero peppers for four days straight. I had limited my liquid intake to six ounces of lime juice per day, so I was extremely dehydrated. I could feel nearly all of my internal organs spasming as I mixed up a new drug cocktail of my old stand by mescaline, but with a kicker of butazamine and 2CB. But this time I had gone too far.

As the powerful hallucinogens began to alter my perceptions, I could feel something was wrong. The mass I had created in my intestines was too intense. It seemed angry and alive, and as hard as a diamond! I lost consciousness before I even made it into the bathroom. And when I awoke in a daze with my loins seemingly on fire, the sticky puddle I was lying was not feces, but blood. I had just enough time to dial 911 before I slipped into a coma.

A few days later, when I regained consciousness, I convinced the doctors to perform my rectumectomy. Never again would I "chase the dragon" of fecophillia. It was during my recovery that I found the Lord. There is something glorious about having a large section of your digestive tract removed, something that brought me at least to understand the love of Jesus Christ! Glory!


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Hello lovely True Christians, wrong Christians and Atheist negros,

I want to tell you something, which is an very important topic for me.

I want to speak about defecate or making poo.

When you defecate every day, there is no danger for you.
The poo is so small that you have no feelings while doing it. But when you do it every 5 or 6 days, the poo gets so big and much that it could give you some feelings which are wrong and could send you into the hellfire!

1.kor 6,9:
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Gays like to wait weeks before they do it!!

Yes, they wait weeks before they defecate. Because when they have no other man to do sodomy,they wait weeks and then when they go to toilett they get an orgasm because of their prostate

Psalm 139:2:

139:1 O lord, thou hast searched me, and known me.
139:2 Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off.
139:3 Thou compassest my path and my lying down, and art acquainted with all my ways.
139:4 For there is not a word in my tongue, but, lo, O LORD, thou knowest it altogether.
139:5 Thou hast beset me behind and before, and laid thine hand upon me.


So my advice is to defecate every day and you have no problems with this subject.
Keep in mind that god is everywhere!

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"Atheist negros" hmmmmm he hates the blacks and the gays it seams, he properly also hate the jew and is located in Germany hmmm....
Well he seams to be really into poo so he must be German.


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I had not brought this up before as it seemed indelicate. But since the subject has reared its ugly head, I will address the topic. Part of my Ex-Gay© surgery that resulted in my impotence involved the voluntary removal of my colon and the surgical closure of my anus. I believe I was the first person ever in the state of Iowa to have a voluntary rectumectomy.

Truth be told, my anus and colon were in terrible shape at the time anyway, due to the thousands of erect penises that I had taken into my backside during my years as a filthy power bottom size queen. It was actually just a matter of time before everything in that area ceased to function anyway, but I decided to nip the problem "in the bud", as it were,



When I was in the grips of my sodomania and had a functioning lower GI tract, the only thing I liked better than receiving a good pounding from several overly endowed homos was passing a large amount of feces. As was stated earlier in this thread, I would not empty my bowels for days at a time. While I was building up a good load, I would eat pounds and pounds of oat bran, peanuts, popcorn, and brown rice pasta.

When I could no longer take the strain, I would take a large dose of pure mescaline and make my way to the bathroom. As the first waves of horrifying hallucinations began, I would also dose myself with amyl nitrate and nitrous oxide. At this point my bowels would loose themselves almost of their own accord. Suffice to say that this would often lead to quite a mess.

At the time I believed I was enjoying myself, but in reality I was destroying a part of my body by using it in a manner that the Lord never intended. I praise Jesus every time I empty a colostomy bag that He saw fit to come into my life when He did. Otherwise, I could at this very minute be lying on the cold tile of my bathroom floor, semi conscious and hallucinating, covered in my own excrement.
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