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African God Ignores Pope's Prayers - 12-31-2018, 12:18 AM

I noticed an interesting juxtaposition earlier while searching for news. Read the following two headlines.

Pope Francis prays for peaceful Congo vote


Violence, delays cast doubt on Congo election


For any Christian, the meaning of this is clear. Pope Francis prayed for something, and either God ignored him because he's a dress-wearing, Mary-worshipping, boy-raping, Satanist heathen faggot, or God, incensed that a dress-wearing, Mary-worshipping, boy-raping, Satanist heathen faggot dared to call himself God's messenger on Earth, intentionally caused the opposite to happen. Either way, it provides demonstrable proof that Pope Francis has no divinely-inspired power.


For a gathering of negroes (especially of the wild, pure-blooded African variety) without any whites around to provide adult supervision to take place without a single robbery, rape, or killing occurring is obviously an insane fantasy. Maybe that old pervert beaner Francis should set his sights a little lower, lest he lose even more respect in the eyes of his demented followers.


"Pope Francis prays for sun to rise tomorrow morning"


Then again, maybe we shouldn't encourage him. God might just make the opposite happen to spite that cultist lunatic.


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Default Re: God Ignores Pope's Prayers - 12-31-2018, 02:24 AM

Dear Friend,

Thank you for this piece of evidence. Turning to Creation Science, we can now assess once again the Spiritual state of Frances. To do this, we use the Handbook of True™ Data, as follows:

John 9:31
Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.

This is so strong evidence that the mass conversion of Catholicks is only a matter of time, the time that they unfortunately won't have (Revelation 22:20). For Frances, his 'prayers' are just a way of pretending to do something while doing absolutely nothing useful.

Of course, despite being a vile sinner, he will be in our thoughts and prayers.


Yours in Christ,

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Bible Re: God Ignores Pope's Prayers - 12-31-2018, 03:49 AM

Mass conversion, you say? That sounds so beautiful and Godly. Pope Francis reads a Bible for the first time in his wretched life. He accepts God's word and is baptized as a Christian. He chooses to be straight, starts wearing pants, takes a wife and fathers sons. He donates the Vatican gold to Godly televangelists like the Rev. Jim Osborne. In his last act as Pope, he commands his slavish followers to abandon their Satanic cult and become Baptists. Wops, beaners, and Irish abandon their ethnic ways. Priests and nuns leave the homosexual deathstyle and marry each other. Millions of statues and portraits of the Virgin Mary are piled up and burned.

Truly a beautiful fantasy.


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