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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-10-2018, 07:59 AM

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Well, I don't really agree with this sentiment. I personally believe all humans, normal-sized or not, black or white, gay or straight, religious or secular, are entitled to a right to life and liberty.
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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-10-2018, 07:05 PM

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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-10-2018, 09:24 PM

You'd think someone who calls himself a Femnazi (sic) Kiwi would have better taste (if not more sense) than to give himself the username of a cartoon cat, what with cats being among the chief predators of native New Zealand birds.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Rebuke Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 01-10-2019, 02:19 AM

Two years ago a midget couple came into my lobby. I burst out laughing at how ridiculous those little munchkins looked. They ended up cursing at me and stomping out the door on their angry little feet. It was so hilarious. Job 8:21 comes to mind.

Reading this thread, I'm relieved I didn't let them rent a room. Who knows what devilish mischief those wicked little gremlins would've gotten up to? For one thing, they put on goofy costumes and pose for sculptures in order to violate Exodus 20:4. I always smash every "garden gnome" I see.


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Jesus Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 01-13-2019, 09:35 PM

Brother Dennis,


I wish you had known our Midge Murphy. I can't recall what year she was healed of her midgetry, but it was a glorious day. Many visitors to our site were skeptical that the Lord removed her diminutivation, but True Christians™ never doubt the abilities of our God.


I recall someone calling us out, saying that as a midget themselves, God had not healed them, so how could He heal Midge? Obviously not enough faith was the answer. Also, some people are so caught up in sin the Lord cannot look upon them (Habakkuk 1:13). While He could heal them without looking or even with one Hand tied behind His Back, he chooses not to, and that's ok with me.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Jesus Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 01-13-2019, 10:34 PM

When faced with Matthew 6:24, most dwarves choose to serve the latter. They are too obsessed with digging deep in the ground (to be nearer to Satan, perhaps) in pursuit of diamonds, gold, and silver for filthy lucre's sake (Titus 1:11). If this she-dwarf managed to stop sharpening battle axes in between swilling tankards of ale and actually picked up a Bible and accepted Christ, it is a sign of His greatness. Glory be to God! Only through Him can the negro become white, the midget become tall, and the soul become saved!


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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 01-16-2019, 04:47 AM

It seems our great country is under attack both from the outside and inside. The unclean Mexicans are trying to crash through our border to the south and now there is a group call "Little People of America" that is organized to subvert our Biblical heritage.

As others here have pointed out, the Bible tells us we are to push aside and condemn those who are disfigured or look different. This many seem unkind but we really have no choice. Midgets fall clearly into the category of people the Bible condemn.

Instead of reading the Bible and treating it as God's word, however, the midgets are picking a fight with Jesus and all those like us who love Him. These short people need to back off:

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Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 01-16-2019, 09:27 AM

Well nice to see even the retardeds can find love too. Would anyone seriously object if we rounded them up, dressed them as Oompa Loompas and used them for light labor around the Christian home?


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Bible Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 01-17-2019, 03:06 AM

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Well nice to see even the retardeds can find love too. Would anyone seriously object if we rounded them up, dressed them as Oompa Loompas and used them for light labor around the Christian home?
Leviticus 21:20 only says that dwarves may not profane God's altar with their malignant presence. They are all heathens, so enslaving them is justified by Leviticus 25:44. Since God is fine with severely beating slaves (Exodus 21:21) because they are property, I doubt He would have a problem with the owners dressing them in silly costumes. However, I should point out that Willy Wonka is a filthy, Satanic piece of trash that Jesus does not approve of.


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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 01-17-2019, 08:58 AM

It's true, some time in the 70's, PC Hellywood got hold of the story and inserted that sheep-humping Jew, Gene Wilder as the titular character.

I will commend however the unadulterated original book that correctly shows Mr. Wonka to be a Godly overseer of the natural slave order with packs of black nigdgets doing the dirty work:



It's a shame this otherwise righteous tale of sin-tempted children getting the full brunt of Godly punishment for their prideful actions (as it is in real life) got butchered over the various retellings (Unlike a certain Book we all know and love.)


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I will commend however the unadulterated original book that correctly shows Mr. Wonka to be a Godly overseer of the natural slave order with packs of black nigdgets doing the dirty work:
While negro pygmies being put in their rightful place is certainly far less offensive than mythological dwarves, the book still fails to glorify Jesus.

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It's a shame this otherwise righteous tale of sin-tempted children getting the full brunt of Godly punishment for their prideful actions (as it is in real life) got butchered over the various retellings (Unlike a certain Book we all know and love.)
You're mistaken there. The authentic Bible was personally dictated by God to the scribes of King James I in 1611. The numerous other translations and "various retellings" since then have "butchered" God's holy word (Deuteronomy 4:2) and tricked millions into serving Satan and damning themselves to Hell.


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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 01-17-2019, 05:36 PM

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While negro pygmies being put in their rightful place is certainly far less offensive than mythological dwarves, the book still fails to glorify Jesus.
It's true, the book would be a lot more fun if it was a Bible factory, and replaced Willy Wonka with Donald Trump.


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You're mistaken there. The authentic Bible was personally dictated by God to the scribes of King James I in 1611. The numerous other translations and "various retellings" since then have "butchered" God's holy word (Deuteronomy 4:2) and tricked millions into serving Satan and damning themselves to Hell.
Oh yes, that's what I meant to infer. Pardon, I might have been being a bit sarcastic with that anecdote.


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Trump Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 01-19-2019, 04:34 AM

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It's true, the book would be a lot more fun if it was a Bible factory, and replaced Willy Wonka with Donald Trump.
Of course! What were Barack Obama, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, etc. doing before their presidential runs? Working as senators, governors, Cabinet secretaries, and other boring stuff.


And what was Trump before he ran? A reality TV star! He's far more qualified to be a movie character than they are. And also President.


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