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Default Re: It's not me torturing you, it's my inability to make a valid argument - 01-07-2019, 01:44 AM

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It's so sad when a vehicle for praise and worship, such as dance, is diverted to serve the homosexual agenda. I was very suspicious about the dress-code claims and sure enough the danseurs and danseuses can't even agree among themselves what the "code" is or if it exists at all.


APPROPRIATE DANCING

Her name is unimportant.
But she was proud of her old Dad's achievement, his willingness and commitment to the promises of God.
She saw him returning home and loved him.
How natural for her to celebrate God's faithfulness!
Judges 11:32-34 Jephthah passed over unto the children of Ammon to fight against them; and the LORD delivered them into his hands. And he smote them from Aroer, even till thou come to Minnith, even twenty cities, and unto the plain of the vineyards, with a very great slaughter. Thus the children of Ammon were subdued before the children of Israel. And Jephthah came to Mizpeh unto his house, and, behold, his daughter came out to meet him with timbrels and with dances: and she was his only child; beside her he had neither son nor daughter.
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Obededom had been looking after the Ark of God following some awkwardness involving the Philistines.
Its rightful place was not with them but with The Israelites and David rejoiced in its passage!
II Samuel 6:12b-15 David went and brought up the ark of God from the house of Obededom into the city of David with gladness. And it was so, that when they that bare the ark of the LORD had gone six paces, he sacrificed oxen and fatlings. And David danced before the LORD with all his might; and David was girded with a linen ephod. So David and all the house of Israel brought up the ark of the LORD with shouting, and with the sound of the trumpet.
God would never have accepted these praise and worship, celebrating His Perfect Love and the protection of His Just Law, if either of them were doing transgender ballet movements or dressed up like they were on toadstool juice. The Philistines? Probably did it all the time - certainly absconding with The Ark had some unfortunate consequences for them. My earlier links refuted the claims about dress codes: original codes? How far back do you go?
Furry/brony/EMO/gay,
Gothtards prancing all the way,
Could never learn the steps as planned
If their costumes had been banned.
Now that we've seen what some of those costumes are and had the types of ballet explained in unnecessarily lurid detail can there be any doubt? Their dress-codes have nothing to do with God.

There's only one way to "know what they are doing" without looking in through a window and that's to actually be in there with them.
They cant agree nowadays no but back in the 19th and 20th centuries they agreed on black and white for men. The dancing isnt the problem it's the liberal instructors screwing the rules of ballet up
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They cant agree nowadays no but back in the 19th and 20th centuries they agreed on black and white for men. The dancing isnt the problem it's the liberal instructors screwing the rules of ballet up
The problem is ballet world is filled with faggots. Get out of there before it gets to you. I mean, right now.


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The problem is ballet world is filled with faggots. Get out of there before it gets to you. I mean, right now.
I dont think they are going to get to me. Since they failed to get me in public school then they are going to fail here to I'm sure of it
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Default Re: It's not me torturing you, it's my inability to make a valid argument - 01-08-2019, 07:42 AM

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The problem is ballet world is filled with faggots. Get out of there before it gets to you. I mean, right now.
We've seen the standard of "dress codes" whether they exist or not. Black and white for men? Yes, there was an example of that:
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The main point here is that something's attracting this poster to hang out at ballet joints where men in black & white bodysuits may be found, something altogether opposed to what God has commanded in The Bible. Other than black & white garb, it's a mystery to me how anyone kicked out for wearing pink would learn to do a ballet in pink (which includes pink tutus) and yet there those ballets are!
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I've been wanting to say something about this for a very long time but I usually don't get the courage to say this.

The tribulation is upon us. It hasn't started yet but I will. Right now at this very moment satanic people are in the world governments who are apart of a conspiracy to create a new world order, they have been trying to do this since America was founded.


Who do you think killed JFK who do you think killed Martin Luther king jr or ghandi or anybody else. The illuminati are working torwards to set up the anti christ's throne. Dont even get me started on agenda 21


Look I'll try and finish this up and say what I want to say, their is a reason why I joined this website, I joined because I needed to find a holy place that existed on the internet (which is scarce by the way.)


If we all dont wake up the lost people and dont realize who the enemies of christ are then we are already lost. The great tribulation is upon us. The rapture is upon us and if we dont wake them up they will end up in hell.


I know this post will be mocked to oblivion but I just needed warn believers thank you and God bless
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I was going to ask how you thought your introduction was going. There've been quite a few replies and you seemed to be attempting reasonable responses. Then I got to your latest effort
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I've been wanting to say something about this for a very long time but I usually don't get the courage to say this. The tribulation is upon us. It hasn't started yet but I will. Right now at this very moment satanic people are in the world governments who are apart of a conspiracy to create a new world order, they have been trying to do this since America was founded. Who do you think killed JFK who do you think killed Martin Luther king jr or ghandi or anybody else. The illuminati are working torwards to set up the anti christ's throne. Dont even get me started on agenda 21 Look I'll try and finish this up and say what I want to say, their is a reason why I joined this website, I joined because I needed to find a holy place that existed on the internet (which is scarce by the way.) If we all dont wake up the lost people and dont realize who the enemies of christ are then we are already lost. The great tribulation is upon us. The rapture is upon us and if we dont wake them up they will end up in hell. I know this post will be mocked to oblivion but I just needed warn believers thank you and God bless
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I was going to ask how you thought your introduction was going. There've been quite a few replies and you seemed to be attempting reasonable responses. Then I got to your latest effort
I meant to say that it's going to happen soon.
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I meant to say that it's going to happen soon.
Of course it will be soon, dear. Jesus Himself said that 2000 years ago. We just have to wait patiently, because what is "soon" for Him, may not necessarily be "soon" for us simple mortals.
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Of course it will be soon, dear. Jesus Himself said that 2000 years ago. We just have to wait patiently, because what is "soon" for Him, may not necessarily be "soon" for us simple mortals.
Yes, remember what the Bible says:
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For a thousand years in thy sight are but as yesterday when it is past, and as a watch in the night. - Psalm 90:4
That means for God, it's only been a couple of days. Hardly a blip in the universe.


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My soul, wait thou only upon God; for my expectation is from him. He only is my rock and my salvation: he is my defence;
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Yes, remember what the Bible says:

That means for God, it's only been a couple of days. Hardly a blip in the universe.
Indeed! I do agree, though, that these words were written 2000 years ago specifically for our generation:

Matthew 16:27-28
27 For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works.
28 Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.

And yes, I know, every generation of Christians in the last 2000 years thought the same - that Jesus was speaking directly to them through this passage - but while they all were wrong, this time, I'm sure this must be it!
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I know! The great tribulation might not happen for thirty more years thirty more years may mean longer to God than it does to Gods creation
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I know! The great tribulation might not happen for thirty more years
Or fifty, or hundred, or three thousand, or a few billion...
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Piece of cake Re: It's not me torturing you, it's my inability to make a valid argument - 01-12-2019, 07:55 PM

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Or fifty, or hundred, or three thousand, or a few billion...I am not entirely sure if I am following your logic, here. Are you alluding to 2 Peter 3:8?
I know I just said thirty years as one predictive guess as it probably wont be that and it might be a hundred more years.
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I know I just said thirty years as one predictive guess as it probably wont be that and it might be a hundred more years.
Or a billion years. The point is, that making any predictions is futile (Matthew 24:36).
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Default Re: It's not me torturing you, it's my inability to make a valid argument - 01-13-2019, 12:04 AM

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The great tribulation might not happen for thirty more years
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it might be a hundred more years.
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The foot is upon the little.(adjective). fawn.

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Or a billion years. The point is, that making any predictions is futile (Matthew 24:36).
I guess your right. Nobody knows but God
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Default Re: It's not me torturing you, it's my inability to make a valid argument - 01-13-2019, 04:00 AM

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Default Re: It's not me torturing you, it's my inability to make a valid argument - 01-13-2019, 04:39 AM

I want you all to know that I have high functioning autism. However I'm a normal person in public. I never said this in my introduction. However it's not severe so I can continue preaching the word and among other things. Thanks
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Watermelon Re: It's not me torturing you, it's my inability to make a valid argument - 01-23-2019, 06:23 AM

I'm asking for a prayer request here since I cant post it in the prayer requests. Due to the government shutdown my food stamps will be cut. Please pray that this doesnt happen :/ I'm kind of nervous
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Mooselimb Re: It's not me torturing you, it's my inability to make a valid argument - 01-23-2019, 06:28 AM

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I'm asking for a prayer request here since I cant post it in the prayer requests. Due to the government shutdown my food stamps will be cut. Please pray that this doesnt happen :/ I'm kind of nervous
Well I wont lose them but they will be cut. So prayers would be nice. Thanks
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