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Default Volunteers For Protesting Filth Needed - 10-05-2023, 01:25 PM

I propose at least 100 men of good standing in the Church shall arrive at and protest peaceably (note to self - check open-carry laws in Californication) and form a cordon at all roads leading into and out of this area. Their duty will be to hand out tracts emphasising all forms of self-degradation to those trying to enter the area, and to counsel those leaving.

My proposal comes after finding Mrs Bathfire slumped in her chair (no doubt through shock) with this page open on her lap-top.



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I propose at least 100 men of good standing in the Church shall arrive at and protest peaceably (note to self - check open-carry laws in Californication) and form a cordon at all roads leading into and out of this area. Their duty will be to hand out tracts emphasising all forms of self-degradation to those trying to enter the area, and to counsel those leaving.

It's California, Brother Bathfire. You can walk around in publc naked and have gay sex right there on the street, but you can't carry a gun openly or concealed. (The concealment part might be hard to accomplish if one is naked, I suppose.)


Mind you, if some clever person could invent a firearm that looks like a sex toy, the Californicator government might grant an open-carry exemption for such a weapon. After all, they have priorities.


Sodomy must be protected and encouraged above all else. It's all the Liberals think about. I'm surprised any of them are able to conceive children, to be frank.


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Default Re: Volunteers For Protesting Filth Needed - 10-05-2023, 06:28 PM

In all my travels to minister and spread the gospel, I have seen many things that appeal to my spirit. Warm family gatherings at church picnics, baptismal services by gently flowing streams, etc.

When I come through an area of glory holes, I always stop and partake of the chance to fill that hole. To share the milk of the Word is a blessing indeed. As my newfound brother Jason told me, if you can't find a Baptist church in which to spread seeds of faith, make your own holy hole to fill the need, wherever you are. Kneel there and partake of the fellowship of men who are blessed with large portions of faith. I pray that you experience your own private glory hole, where you can be filled and running over with big blessings. Amen, Jason?


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In all my travels to minister and spread the gospel, I have seen many things that appeal to my spirit. Warm family gatherings at church picnics, baptismal services by gently flowing streams, etc.

When I come through an area of glory holes, I always stop and partake of the chance to fill that hole. To share the milk of the Word is a blessing indeed. As my newfound brother Jason told me, if you can't find a Baptist church in which to spread seeds of faith, make your own holy hole to fill the need, wherever you are. Kneel there and partake of the fellowship of men who are blessed with large portions of faith. I pray that you experience your own private glory hole, where you can be filled and running over with big blessings. Amen, Jason?
LOLZ Amen Lar !! Amen & looking 4ward to taking those baptist blessings to the Eagle on W. 28th next weekend !!!




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It's California, Brother Bathfire. You can walk around in publc naked and have gay sex right there on the street, but you can't carry a gun openly or concealed. (The concealment part might be hard to accomplish if one is naked, I suppose.)
It's only certain parts of California where people walk around dangling their private parts, notably San Francisco and the Los Angeles area (notably West Hollywood). I'm in Redding, California studying miracle healing ministry. People here are (with a few exceptions) pretty normal.

I believe that God caused the perverts and idolators and Jews to gather into enclaves so that, when he gives San Francisco and West Hollywood the Sodom and Gomorrah treatment, the True Christians™ will be spared.

BTW I have a message for the sodomites in SF and LA: If you're going to flaunt your sinful lifestyle, fine. It just makes it that much easier for God to spot you when the moment of reckoning for your sins arrives. But, for Heaven's sake, if you're going to wear a miniskirt, please, I beg you, shave your legs.


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Default Re: Volunteers For Protesting Filth Needed - 10-08-2023, 02:57 PM

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It's only certain parts of California where people walk around dangling their private parts, notably San Francisco and the Los Angeles area (notably West Hollywood). I'm in Redding, California studying miracle healing ministry. People here are (with a few exceptions) pretty normal.

I believe that God caused the perverts and idolators and Jews to gather into enclaves so that, when he gives San Francisco and West Hollywood the Sodom and Gomorrah treatment, the True Christians™ will be spared.
I thought California is going to break off and fall into the sea. That's kinda what I was hoping for anyway.

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BTW I have a message for the sodomites in SF and LA: If you're going to flaunt your sinful lifestyle, fine. It just makes it that much easier for God to spot you when the moment of reckoning for your sins arrives. But, for Heaven's sake, if you're going to wear a miniskirt, please, I beg you, shave your legs.
X 1000! There are still standards, people, even in this sinful day and age.


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