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Default God Hates Bikinis; He is Sending Sharks - 02-06-2024, 03:35 PM

Even though we are still in Winter, we in Freehold are looking forward to a beautiful Spring and Summer. I'd like pass on a bit of information to our good citizens to keep you safe.

Many Freehold families like to vacation on the Coasts and even on tropical islands. Families should be aware shark attacks doubled from 2022 to 2023. We need to think rationally about these attacks to stay safe.

Sharks have plenty of penguins to eat so they are not attacking humans for food. The only other explaining for their behavior is that God is directing them to attack people. God warned us about nakedness and the scanty swimwear popular today. In Isaiah 47:30 He says, "thy shame shall be seen. I will take vengeance upon you.." God is sending sharks to punish swimmers for not properly covering their bodies.

Have a wonderful summer. Stay safe out there.

Deadly shark attacks doubled in 2023, global report finds (msn.com)


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: God Hates Bikinis; He is Sending Sharks - 02-06-2024, 05:41 PM

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Even though we are still in Winter, we in Freehold are looking forward to a beautiful Spring and Summer. I'd like pass on a bit of information to our good citizens to keep you safe.

Many Freehold families like to vacation on the Coasts and even on tropical islands. Families should be aware shark attacks doubled from 2022 to 2023. We need to think rationally about these attacks to stay safe.

Sharks have plenty of penguins to eat so they are not attacking humans for food. The only other explaining for their behavior is that God is directing them to attack people. God warned us about nakedness and the scanty swimwear popular today. In Isaiah 47:30 He says, "thy shame shall be seen. I will take vengeance upon you.." God is sending sharks to punish swimmers for not properly covering their bodies.

Have a wonderful summer. Stay safe out there.

Deadly shark attacks doubled in 2023, global report finds (msn.com)
This makes so much sense! Properly attired people are not appetizing to sharks. All that fabric in their teeth-- it's not as though they have access to dental floss.

But nearly naked people hardly have to be unwrapped at all.


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Default Re: God Hates Bikinis; He is Sending Sharks - 02-06-2024, 05:54 PM

Agreed Mr Mayor.


The Bible is pretty clear on Women's attire so I feel quite informed about the subject:


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Default Re: God Hates Bikinis; He is Sending Sharks - 02-07-2024, 07:11 AM

I think that it's time that women starts wearing burkini, which will also protect them from perverts.

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Default Re: God Hates Bikinis; He is Sending Sharks - 02-07-2024, 02:32 PM

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I think that it's time that women starts wearing burkini, which will also protect them from perverts.

Are you kidding? Look at how suggestive that is! I find that I am both offended and reassured that a Catholic priest would be posting such provocative images of the female form.


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Rebuke Re: God Hates Bikinis; He is Sending Sharks - 02-08-2024, 06:19 PM

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I think that it's time that women starts wearing burkini, which will also protect them from perverts.

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Are you kidding? Look at how suggestive that is! I find that I am both offended and reassured that a Catholic priest would be posting such provocative images of the female form.
Exactly so, dear Sister Handmaiden! Why, that outfit is practically clinging to that woman's lustful, libidinous hips. The garish colors are intended to draw attention to her form as she minces her way across the beach, enticing men with each step that she takes. One wonders why Mr. Rovagnati cannot see the obvious! Now, in my mother's day, the photo below shows how women dressed for bathing. I see no reason — none whatsoever — why this standard is not used in this day and age. Decency prevails, for Heaven's sake!





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