[Larry Lee]

Lord knows we've prayed for Bristol. But this latest report is so over the top that even Jesus feels queasy.

It's reported today that Bristol told an MSM reporter that:

"[E]veryone should be abstinent or whatever, but it's not realistic at all."

The girl is obviously possessed of the Devil and needs a stern reprimand from her husband... If she had one!

Here's the link: http://gawker.com/5154805/bristol-pa...-what-mom-says. Don't read it.

[Brother Dan]

This harlot is probably why we don't have a God-fearing Vice President.

[Nobar King]

She certainly takes some of the blame.

[Nurse Clampett]

Govenor Palin should have done the Godly thing when she discovered Bristol was a fornicating harlot. Gunned her down in The Alaska Aerial Killing Program.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched

Govenor Palin should have done the Godly thing when she discovered Bristol was a fornicating harlot. Gunned her down in The Alaska Aerial Killing Program.

I am afraid you are right here; it was Palin's lack of tough love that has condemned this nation to a four year tribulation presidency.

[Brother Dan]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

I am afraid you are right here; it was Palin's lack of tough love that has condemned this nation to a four year tribulation presidency.

Surely, as the father, Todd deserves some of the blame here. Palin, righteous and Godly though she is, is still a woman after all. I think he needs to spend a little less time on the snow machine and a little more time making sure his daughters are keeping their legs closed.

[JennyD]

This little whore needs to be stoned, and not in the way she was when "Levi" got her into trouble!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Brother Dan

Surely, as the father, Todd deserves some of the blame here. Palin, righteous and Godly though she is, is still a woman after all. I think he needs to spend a little less time on the snow machine and a little more time making sure his daughters are keeping their legs closed.

I am willing to cut Todd some slack here Brother; he has to contend with multiple women and a justice system that coddles feminine misbehavior. If he properly disciplined his daughter doubtlessly those left coaster would have have prosecuted him on some trump up charges like "assault" or "murder"

[Brother Dan]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

I am willing to cut Todd some slack here Brother; he has to contend with multiple women and a justice system that coddles feminine misbehavior. If he properly disciplined his daughter doubtlessly those left coaster would have have prosecuted him on some trump up charges like "assault" or "murder"

I can see why he would be part of the Alaska Separatist movement then; they could enact some Godlier laws up there.

[Larry Lee]

Originally Posted by JennyD

This little whore needs to be stoned, and not in the way she was when "Levi" got her into trouble!

Stoned? as in Michael Phelps marijuana?

Actually, based on Bristol's chosen appellation for the bastard child "Tripp," I believe the little whore was drunk at the time of her total rejection of everything Jesus and her mother stands for.

From the Urban Dictionary:

2. Tripp

To engage in sexual intercourse with, usually while drunk or out of pure infatuation. Another word for having sex.

She got drunk and tripped with him after the party.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Are you sure she wasn't on acid, Brother Larry?

They call that "Tripping" too!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

It's not too late for Todd Palin to take the rod to that wayward harlot before she conceives another bastard.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I am still reeling over that little slut's brazen accusation (on FOX TV!?) that following the Word of God is "not realistic." NOT REALISTIC!!??

This, coming from the sweet pouting lips of the daughter of Sarah Palin?

Now we can see the Hand of God guiding His favorite country. Jesus KNEW what a slut that little girl is, and He knew that it was THE MOTHER'S FAULT!! Jesus gave us a halfbreed to guide us because Sarah Palin is an unfit mother!

I've been saying this all along. I hope you'll all pay more attention to my sermons from now on.

[Adam Nelson]

Like many of you I hate to have to speak ill here, but the problem all started with Bristol's parents, Todd and Sarah Palin.

This young woman was obviously not brought up properly, or she would not have not departed from the Righteous Path for the wild fields of carnal premarital impieties.

Why did she not have any morals? It's because her mom is tempted by lures of feminism. I think Sarah Palin is battling a feminism demon. For one, she works outside the home instead of being satisfied with making sure her kids are fed supper by 5pm and ensuring her daughter is not sneaking off with young, liberal hooligans to fornicate.

Then instead of taking a nice job as a secretary or maybe a charge nurse, she tries to go become the vice-president of our blessed United Sates. Unless woman is given an actual divine call as Joan of Arc claimed and is ready to live a life of celibacy without a family, there is no need for all this women trying to become president and ignoring their family nonsense.

Todd Palin should have put his snowboots down and demanded Sarah do some faith grounding things like bake pies, knit or even nod in agreement as he read Bible scriptures to the family every night. This sad interview is what happens when you let your wife run the show. They are just lucky their daughter did not catch AIDS or worse.

Say what you will about Barack Obama, but at least he put Hillary Clinton in her place by making her his personal secretary.

[JennyD]

This is becoming big news, Brother! One of the ladies emailed me this article. She said it was on AnnCoulter.com.

During the 2008 election, Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol was widely vilified by the Loony Left for following in their footsteps . . . Fornicating wildly, then bearing unwanted brats out of wedlock with no means of support. I and many Christian groups urged compassion for little Bristol, as surely she’d made a simple mistake, and had taken responsibility for her straying from God’s path.

We were wrong.

After months of silent shame befitting a trollop of her magnitude, this unrepentant harlot decided, without consulting with her parents (Thou shalt honor whom?), to set up an interview with Fox News’s Greta Van Susteren. The topic? Teen pregnancy and abstinence, from an expert on both subjects.

We’ve only used some small snippets of the interview. If you’re interested, the full transcript is available at:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,494205,00.html

VAN SUSTEREN: I don’t want to pry to personally, but I mean, actually, contraception is an issue here. Is that something that you were just lazy about or not interested, or do you have a philosophical or religious opposition to it or…

BRISTOL: No. I don’t want to get into detail about that. But I think abstinence is, like — like, the — I don’t know how to put it — like, the main — everyone should be abstinent or whatever, but it’s not realistic at all.

That’s right. Everyone should be abstinent or whatever. Unless, apparently, they’d rather not.

Does Bristol have any regrets?

VAN SUSTEREN: . . . did you have any sort of sense about, I wish that maybe this would happen a year or two from now, rather than now?

BRISTOL: Yes. Of course. I wished it would have happened in, like, 10 years so I could have a job and an education and be, like, prepared and have my own house and stuff. But he brings so much joy, I don’t regret it at all. I just wish it would have happened in 10 years, rather than right now.

Seems she didn’t wish it enough to say NO to Levi.

So, if it’s “not realistic at all” to remain abstinent, what then?

VAN SUSTEREN: How do you change [rising rates of teen pregnancy, without contraception]?

BRISTOL: To see stories like this and to see other stories of teen moms and just — it’s something that’s — I don’t know, just — you should just wait 10 years and it’d just be so much easier.

There it is. Don’t be like Bristol Palin. Just wait ten years, but don’t be abstinent, because abstinence is not realistic at all, and don’t use contraception, because that’s wrong.

What’s left?

How about Technical Virginity?

Is that something Bristol Palin would support? We may never know . . . but a new study indicates that Technical Virginity is also “not realistic at all”:

A survey examining sexual depraved practices of U.S. teens has undercut the notion that many engage in oral sex [that is, a form of sodomy] rather than [normal, heterosexual, married] intercourse to stay “technically” virgins, researchers said on Tuesday.

The researchers found about 55 percent of the teens said they had engaged in oral sex perversions but that this practice was far more common among those who also had engaged in vaginal sex fornication.

So, Bristol, can you make a recommendation for teens today?

BRISTOL: Not really, I don’t think.

We’d pretty much guessed that, dear.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by JennyD

This is becoming big news, Brother! One of the ladies emailed me this article. She said it was on AnnCoulter.com.

So, Bristol, can you make a recommendation for teens today?

BRISTOL: Not really, I don’t think.

I'm pretty sure Princeton will take her. They took that other bag of hammers.

[Larry Lee]

Originally Posted by JennyD

This is becoming big news, Brother! One of the ladies emailed me this article. She said it was on AnnCoulter.com.

Leave it to Ann to talk circles around a high school drop out.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

So, Bristol, can you make a recommendation for teens today?

BRISTOL: Not really, I don’t think.

I'm pretty sure Princeton will take her. They took that other bag of hammers.

Who are you referring to?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...versity_people
Not Michelle Obama, I hope.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Who are you referring to?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...versity_people
Not Michelle Obama, I hope.

No. Brooke Shields.

[Buford T Scoggins]

I'm as shocked as the rest of you that Bristol Palin - daughter of America's greatest governor - would go on Godly Fox News and imply that virginity until marriage is not realistic. Especially since Bristol is white (if she were a darkie, I could understand - they start having sex at age 6 months).

Fortunately, there is still hope for Bristol...

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