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Default Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus? - 11-09-2016, 05:50 PM

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I didn't intend to, my apologies. I just thought it wasn't right to say that about the Lord if the age of Jesus is debatable. I guess I got off track of what I was trying to say. Would you be able to forgive me?
There is no debate. The Holy Bible is right, and those who disagree are wrong. What's so difficult about that concept?


You'll have to wait for Mrs. Rogers to forgive you. I'll reserve my own forgiveness to see if you deserve it or not (Matthew 7:6).


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Default Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus? - 12-20-2016, 10:55 PM

Hello, just to get straight to the point, there is no piffleing god, stop believing that there is one and stop trying to think that when you die some guy in a white beard will send you to a magical place. get real you dumbasses
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Default Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus? - 12-20-2016, 11:00 PM

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Hello, just to get straight to the point, there is no piffleing god, stop believing that there is one and stop trying to think that when you die some guy in a white beard will send you to a magical place. get real you dumbasses


Good day to you, potential-child-of-God!


Please make a post for yourself in the Introduction Sub-Forum. There you can create your own thread, and go on at length as to why you just aren't sure yet whether you can trust Jesus with your tender heart. (You can.)


It will be such a joy to get to know you and share the Love of the Lord with you.


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Default Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus? - 12-20-2016, 11:17 PM

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Hello, just to get straight to the point, there is no piffleing god, stop believing that there is one and stop trying to think that when you die some guy in a white beard will send you to a magical place. get real you dumbasses
Hello FukGod,

This must be one of the least polite introductions ever. What are you trying to accomplish by merely showing up and insulting people? And why would you do such a thing in the first place?


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Default Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus? - 10-15-2018, 08:00 PM

thank you, jesus couldnt have been 30 to do everything he could he has to be at least 50, exactly what my priest showed my when i was 8 using special toys!
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Default Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus? - 10-15-2018, 08:40 PM

I agree good brethren, are you also apart of the Black Bible Union?


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Default Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus? - 10-16-2018, 01:56 AM

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I agree good brethren, are you also apart of the Black Bible Union?
Dear Shenanigans, why on earth would any True Christian™ want to associate with an organization which name implies close encounters with, you know, people of lesser races?

We congregate in places that are white clean, and try to purge folks of lesser races from mingling with us - just like this Godly woman:
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ST. LOUIS, MO, (KMOV/CNN) - D’Arreion Toles was returning home from a late night at the office when a tenant who lived on the third floor of Elder Shirt Lofts in St. Louis, MO, created a roadblock.
“Please move, ma’am,” Toles told the woman blocking his entrance to the building.
“Do you live here,” the woman said in response, even though Toles had already told her he lived in the building.
In cellphone video he recorded, Toles showed a key fob, moved past the woman and took an elevator to the fourth floor.
The woman followed.
“Did this really just happen to me? It did happen to me. I’m really taken away, at the moment,” Toles said in reflection of the incident.
His video shows the woman standing outside his door after he uses his key to enter his downtown loft.
“Have a good night, ma’am. Don’t ever do that again. You look pretty stupid,” Toles told the woman. “And my name is Mr. Toles.”
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Default Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus? - 10-16-2018, 02:10 AM

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I agree good brethren, are you also apart of the Black Bible Union?
I thank Jesus every day for blessing us with Mayor Hold who works tirelessly to protect us citizens of Freehold from unions. It's one of the most comforting things one finds on the sign that greets them as they enter the city - hours of church service, homeschool group meetings, and no freeloading unions allowed!


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Default Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus? - 10-16-2018, 10:41 PM

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I agree good brethren, are you also apart of the Black Bible Union?
He might be a part of it, or he could be apart of it.



I love black Bibles. They are so beautiful, especially when the edges of the pages trimmed and gold, and it has a beautiful gold cross on the cover.


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My soul, wait thou only upon God; for my expectation is from him. He only is my rock and my salvation: he is my defence;
I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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