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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
05-22-2009, 02:30 AM
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Even more evidence that Pokemon is evil:
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I'm convinced. You can't argue with evidence like that!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
05-23-2009, 05:34 PM
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Looks like a bird eating a butterfly, to me:
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COOL!!! I want some of whatever you're smoking!!!
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Pokemon is amazing! ^_^ -
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Re: Pokemon is amazing! ^_^ -
02-11-2010, 10:16 PM
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Are you also happy about ridding the log flume to Hell?
At 16 you can still repent your sins Papist! It's not to late Jesus is waiting
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02-11-2010, 10:22 PM
this page is hialrious XD
why would God dam his people if he loves us? O.o think about that
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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
02-11-2010, 10:27 PM
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this page is hialrious XD
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Son, are you a retard?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
02-11-2010, 10:32 PM
who the hell do you think your talking too?!
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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
02-11-2010, 10:38 PM
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who the hell do you think your talking too?!
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Does your shoe fit?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
02-11-2010, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob Berith
who the hell do you think your talking too?!
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A retard. Didn't you read his posting? Are you also stupid?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
02-11-2010, 10:42 PM
pokemon is one of the best things ever created <3
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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
02-11-2010, 10:46 PM
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Son, are you a retard?
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Brother James take it easy on him he is a cathrelik, and most likely been drugged by pedophile priests. I know he is a bit old for the Pervert Priests, he might have been held captive under the stairs for many years.
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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
02-11-2010, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by eric the retard
pokemon is one of the best things ever created
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Please leave us alone and go prepare for being sodomized by satan for all eternity.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
02-11-2010, 10:52 PM
you guys are some serious fundamentalists XD
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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
02-11-2010, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by eric the retard
you guys are some serious fundamentalists XD
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Yes we are. We follow the KJV1611 Bible to the letter and we are very proud of that.
2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
02-11-2010, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by eric the retard
you guys are some serious fundamentalists XD
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Flattery will get you nowhere boy.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
02-11-2010, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by eric the retard
pokemon is one of the worst things ever created <3
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You are correct!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
02-11-2010, 11:02 PM
There is even a Rainbow pokemon! we all know rainbows are recruiting tools of those homers!
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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
02-11-2010, 11:03 PM
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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
02-11-2010, 11:05 PM
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its because of you pifflein extremists and fundamentalists that our world is being torn apart. so all of you can smd
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Did you see what you just wrote there? Don't you think you went a tad over the top there? Time to pray to Jesus friend. If you beg for forgiveness He will love even you.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families -
02-11-2010, 11:05 PM
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Dear Godmocking Maggot;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and obsessive masturbation to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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