[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by LooseCaboose

I went to my local library and went to the fiction section. There was the bible. /end topics and christianity

/end your time on this forum

[Eon716]

Heathens such as those teenage hypocrites who plague this godly forum disgust me.

I, too, was once considered a delinquent, until I saw the loving light of God and sought to repent. His image revealed itself unto me in a dream, where I saw the glory of God and He urged me to end my evil ways. On the morning after, I summoned up the nerve to tell my mom, and she got scared and said, "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air!"

So I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "FR3SH" and it had dice in the mirror! If anything, I can say this cab is rare... But i thought "No, forget it... Yo homes! to Bel Air!"

I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cab, "Yo, homes! Smell ya later!"

I looked at my kingdom... I was finally there.
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air!

I hope my story bring these demonized helpless souls to the light.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by TigerWoods

I have a quote here.

Ever noticed how liberal Christians have to use all sorts of fancy translating and interpreting all the time? God is the greatest author ever, yet liberals believe He is too incompetant to write a book that can be understood without armys of self-appointed bureaucrats to translate and interpret His book for Him.

Explain how women are not equal again?

Explain, how the following bible passages don't exist again?

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Exodus 20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
(Women are property. Less valuable than a house but more valuable than slaves and livestock.)

Matthew 18:25 But forasmuch as he had not to pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, and his wife, and children, and all that he had, and payment to be made.
(Jesus considers women (and children) to be property that can be sold.)

1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
1st Corinthians 11:4 Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head.
1st Corinthians 11:5 But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.
1st Corinthians 11:6 For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.
1st Corinthians 11:7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.
1st Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
1st Corinthians 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
1st Corinthians 11:10 For this cause ought the woman to have power on her head because of the angels.

1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

1st Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2:10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
1st Timothy 2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
1st Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
1st Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord

Titus 2:3 The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
Titus 2:4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

1st Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
1st Peter 3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
1st Peter 3:3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
1st Peter 3:4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
1st Peter 3:5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:
1st Peter 3:6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.

[TigerWoods]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Ever noticed how liberal Christians have to use all sorts of fancy translating and interpreting all the time? God is the greatest author ever, yet liberals believe He is too incompetant to write a book that can be understood without armys of self-appointed bureaucrats to translate and interpret His book for Him.

Then why did you need your church to translate and edit the bible if God is the greatest author ever?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by TigerWoods

Then why did you need your church to translate and edit the bible if God is the greatest author ever?

We don't translate or edit the Bible. That's how you know we are True Christians™.

[Eon716]

Toasting in epic bread

[TigerWoods]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

We don't translate or edit the Bible. That's how you know we are True Christians™.

You use the King James Version, correct?

James gave the translators instructions intended to guarantee that the new version would conform to the ecclesiology...

"conform to the ecclesiology"
They had to change it to do this, yes?

[Eon716]

Irony:




Amidoinitrite?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by TigerWoods

You use the King James Version, correct?

James gave the translators instructions intended to guarantee that the new version would conform to the ecclesiology...

"conform to the ecclesiology"
They had to change it to do this, yes?

,..and? God was using King James as His Holy instrument, like a pen.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

,..and? God was using King James as His Holy instrument, like a pen.

Thank you Bobby-Joe! The moment words like "ecclesiology" start being thrown around my eyes tend to glaze over. ecclesihopebobbyjoecomealongandtakesover is more like it!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Thank you Bobby-Joe! The moment words like "ecclesiology" start being thrown around my eyes tend to glaze over. ecclesihopebobbyjoecomealongandtakesover is more like it!

You are welcome. That is why Christianity is good; we TRUE Christians help each other. Unlike the every-man-for-himself dog-eat-dog I-got-mine-forget-everyone-else attitude of the liberals.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

You are welcome.

I would thank you for welcoming me, but then some dirty-minded liberal would tell us to "get a room", as if we don't already have rooms.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

I would thank you for welcoming me, but then some dirty-minded liberal would tell us to "get a room", as if we don't already have rooms.

That's because the liberals project their own repressed homosexuality Brother. They are in complete denial about their lust for other men's backsides. They simply do not know how to be NOT gay like we TRUE Christians™ are.

(see you at this Wednesday's Circle of Brothers)