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I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED! -
03-22-2012, 07:51 PM
You've all heard Brother Trent whine about his so-called post-tramatic-stress-disorder. Well, I have the real thing. Today, while waiting for my driver to fill up at the gas station, I overheard a shocking conversation between a father and child. It went like this:
"Daddy, why are those two men holding hands?"
"Because they love each other, like me and your Mommy do"
"Oh. Can we get ice cream?"
UNBELIEVABLE! I was constantly scanning, head-on-a-swivel, trying to spot the perverts, but they must have already made their getaway - these homos were engaging in the origional meaning of hit-and-run, rather than their usual. Maybe they used the back door, nothing new to them. Anyway, but then I had remembered that I'm not in Utah, where you can have gays arrested for holding hands.
I don't even know what I did next, the rest of the day was just a blur. I don't want to sleep, I know I'll have nightmares. WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!
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Re: I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED! -
03-22-2012, 08:05 PM
Oh that's just SICK. I'd say so much more, but i'm going to leave it at: I'm going to go pray now.
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Re: I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED! -
03-22-2012, 08:08 PM
Jeb,
I am sorry you and your driver Carlos have been subjected to this kind of outrageous behavior. Carlos has always seemed like a nice young man, and polite in the way he carries your luggage. Both of you really deserve better than this.
The rest of this should take Jeb's story has a warning. If it can happen in his REAL American state, it can certainly happen in yours. The radical gay agenda is out to destroy traditional family values and they will stop at nothing to do it.
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Re: I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED! -
03-22-2012, 08:30 PM
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Jeb,
I am sorry you and your driver Carlos have been subjected to this kind of outrageous behavior. Carlos has always seemed like a nice young man, and polite in the way he carries your luggage. Both of you really deserve better than this.
The rest of this should take Jeb's story has a warning. If it can happen in his REAL American state, it can certainly happen in yours. The radical gay agenda is out to destroy traditional family values and they will stop at nothing to do it.
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I've seen it happen. There's a reason I walk around with my headphones anymore- I don't have to hear things that make me sick.
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03-22-2012, 10:23 PM
I'm more appalled at the lack of instruction given to the kid than at the faggots existing at all.
What is the father thinking just leaving it at that. If my kids saw a faggot we'd be on our knees praying and going over the relevant Bible verses to reinforce their revulsion for the back door pokers.
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03-23-2012, 03:02 AM
Oh Brother Thurmond, you poor thing! This must be what it's like to grow up in war ravaged countries.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED! -
03-27-2012, 12:49 PM
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Jeb,
I am sorry you and your driver Carlos have been subjected to this kind of outrageous behavior. Carlos has always seemed like a nice young man, and polite in the way he carries your luggage. Both of you really deserve better than this.
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Carlos? Oh, he hasn't been driving me for a while. He was getting uppity with all his "but that's a disabled parking space" and "but red means stop" yadda yadda. So I called the INS on him. New driver is called Pedro or something.
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Re: I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED! -
03-27-2012, 02:35 PM
What kind of sick bastard tells his SON that two weirdos holding hands is OK? That child should be immediately removed from that dangerous situation and placed in a True Christian™ foster home so he'll grow up normally.
YiC,
Zech
P.S. Hey Jeb, I hope you got a reward for turning in Carlos.
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03-27-2012, 03:26 PM
You people are just weird they are just two people just like us and deserve the same rights as you or anybody does regardless of what you or your bibal says come on people we are in the 21s century, and by the way people have been doing that for cenrurys long befor your bibel was even maide
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03-27-2012, 03:29 PM
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You people are just weird they are just two people just like us and deserve the same rights as you or anybody does regardless of what you or your bibal says come on people we are in the 21s century, and by the way people have been doing that for cenrurys long befor your bibel was even maide
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They have exactly the same rights as me. God would burn me forever, too, if I broke His laws.
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Re: I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED! -
03-27-2012, 04:02 PM
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You people are just weird they are just two people just like us and deserve the same rights as you or anybody does regardless of what you or your bibal says come on people we are in the 21s century, and by the way people have been doing that for cenrurys long befor your bibel was even maide
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Really? please name an historical culture were effeminate behavior was considered acceptable in adult men. I hope you are not going to push some nonsense about period pagans being into hugs and kisses in the face of stories like Beowulf.
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Re: I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED! -
03-28-2012, 04:01 AM
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Listen, punk: I know what "blessed be" means. It's WITCHCRAFTS! This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!
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In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!
Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.
In Jesus name I pray..
Amen
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03-28-2012, 05:08 AM
They were probably trying to get a rise out of everyone around them. Most homosexuals get quite a bit of satisfaction from it. I believe that one of the main causes for homosexuals- children rebelling and trying to get the disciplinary attention they deserve and need.
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Re: I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED! -
03-28-2012, 02:55 PM
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Really? please name an historical culture were effeminate behavior was considered acceptable in adult men. I hope you are not going to push some nonsense about period pagans being into hugs and kisses in the face of stories like Beowulf.
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The gyptians had orgies that had man on man and femal on femal, and pharaohs Akhenaten was bi, also manny of the Romans were gay or bi.
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03-28-2012, 03:08 PM
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The gyptians had orgies that had man on man and femal on femal, and pharaohs Akhenaten was bi, also manny of the Romans were gay or bi.
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And they are all dead and in Hell like all queers
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them
Think about it.
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Re: I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED! -
03-28-2012, 03:47 PM
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The gyptians had orgies that had man on man and femal on femal, and pharaohs Akhenaten was bi, also manny of the Romans were gay or bi.
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Bravo. Excellent effort to under cut your own argument; Akhenetan was a monotheist and many people see his worship of a one god along with Zoroastrianism as the first revelation of Christianity.
I strongly suggest you don't look to the ancient Egyptians as a source for your paganism because you will end up just finding Jesus there. Unless you want to believe there was some absolute quarantine between Egpytian and Isralite culture for about 3,000 years.
Meanwhile back to European paganism. Now were is three idea pagan; Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Beowulf. These were consider examples of manly, pagan behavior. Yes one of them is most likely mythological, but Beowful was considered a role model. Please show me how these three men share any the values you claim to embrace.
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Re: I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED! -
03-28-2012, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
You've all heard Brother Trent whine about his so-called post-tramatic-stress-disorder. Well, I have the real thing. Today, while waiting for my driver to fill up at the gas station, I overheard a shocking conversation between a father and child. It went like this:
"Daddy, why are those two men holding hands?"
"Because they love each other, like me and your Mommy do"
"Oh. Can we get ice cream?"
UNBELIEVABLE! I was constantly scanning, head-on-a-swivel, trying to spot the perverts, but they must have already made their getaway - these homos were engaging in the origional meaning of hit-and-run, rather than their usual. Maybe they used the back door, nothing new to them. Anyway, but then I had remembered that I'm not in Utah, where you can have gays arrested for holding hands.
I don't even know what I did next, the rest of the day was just a blur. I don't want to sleep, I know I'll have nightmares. WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!
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Brother, I feel only sympathy for you, but I think you've lost sight of the real victims here-the child. If you, a strong Christian have been traumatized, imagine how that young, naive child must feel. Clearly, the poor thing is in shock, and can't even muster a disgusted reaction.
I think we should all pray for Brother Jeb, and even more for the child he saw.
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Re: I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED! -
03-29-2012, 03:04 PM
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Bravo. Excellent effort to under cut your own argument; Akhenetan was a monotheist and many people see his worship of a one god along with Zoroastrianism as the first revelation of Christianity.
I strongly suggest you don't look to the ancient Egyptians as a source for your paganism because you will end up just finding Jesus there. Unless you want to believe there was some absolute quarantine between Egpytian and Isralite culture for about 3,000 years.
Meanwhile back to European paganism. Now were is three idea pagan; Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Beowulf. These were consider examples of manly, pagan behavior. Yes one of them is most likely mythological, but Beowful was considered a role model. Please show me how these three men share any the values you claim to embrace.
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Yes Akhenean was a monotheist but like i said he was bi he hade a wife and a boyfriend, but on top of that he worshiped the sun god Amon which is the fist name of Amon Ra or Re.
well Beowulf was known to fight naked and to sleep with men as well as women, and Julius Caesar had sevral sex slaves regardless of Shakespeares play he was a rather man whore lol, but you got me on Alexander the Great i know a lot about him im a big fan and frome what i could tell he was as straite as me
so thanke you for the knowledg that i see you have, vary surprising concidering your pic tell me you are a member of the Ku Klucks Klan known to be completly ignorint
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Re: I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED! -
03-29-2012, 03:32 PM
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Yes Akhenean was a monotheist but like i said he was bi he hade a wife and a boyfriend, but on top of that he worshiped the sun god Amon which is the fist name of Amon Ra or Re.
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That wasn't my question. Richard the Lionhearted was a bi-sexual, does that make Richard the Lionhearted a pagan?
Perhaps you are mistaking pagan for libertine.
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well Beowulf was known to fight naked and to sleep with men as well as women, and Julius Caesar had sevral sex slaves regardless of Shakespeares play he was a rather man whore lol, but you got me on Alexander the Great i know a lot about him im a big fan and frome what i could tell he was as straite as me
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Re: I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED! -
03-29-2012, 03:38 PM
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That wasn't my question. Richard the Lionhearted was a bi-sexual, does that make Richard the Lionhearted a pagan?
Perhaps you are mistaking pagan for libertine.
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no that does not make him bi but he was a greedy man who wanted power but that is beside the point and how am i an idiot explain pleas.
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