Oh dear. As I live in Godless England, I am all too familiar with this level of illiteracy. I will attempt a translation into human language, with annotations for clarity.
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Originally Posted by strictman
hello I am. a 66 yr old christian in Surrey uk,
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Hello. I am a 14-year-old schoolboy. I live in Surrey, England, directly under the flightpath to one or possibly both of London's airports. The dumping of fuel (and the consequences of fetal alcohol syndrome) explain the brain damage.
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Originally Posted by strictman
a believer in discipline for all,
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(except when it comes to doing his homework)
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Originally Posted by strictman
i I think everyone needs a little discipline in there their lives' lives
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I don't think he thinks this applies to him, though, however much his obese unmarried mom (29 next birthday) screams at him, so that should probably read "everyone else".
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Originally Posted by strictman
can help gif your in need
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Sorry, he has lost me with the "gif", and the absence of a subject. But I don't suppose it even made sense in his head, so it's not worth speculating about. It is all very sad.