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Messican My Introduction - 01-24-2019, 02:15 AM
Since it is customary for new users to introduce themselves to the other users I will do so. I am tacoboy14, a man who does not understand where this Earth went so wrong, but hopes to correct it. I have 4 wives and 32 GOD-LOVING, heterosexual sons. My favorite BIBLE verse is Mein Kampf Volume 2.Despite my name having "boy" in it, I am in fact a fully-grown man. My 14th-favorite son helped me set my account up, as I did not wish to use the internet for too long since it is the tool of the, forgive me for such vulgarity, Jews, and should not be utilized by such CHRISTIAN men as myself. The younger generation has found ways to make it better, though, which is why it is ok for my son to use it as long as he follows the LAWS of morality. I hope I may contribute to this community to help eliminate HOMOSEXUALITY and EVIL.
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Default Re: My Introduction - 01-24-2019, 04:24 AM
Great. Another messicant God-mocker. How did you get pass the Wall?
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Default Re: My Introduction - 01-24-2019, 06:53 AM
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Since it is customary for new users to introduce themselves to the other users I will do so. I am tacoboy14, a man who does not understand where this Earth went so wrong, but hopes to correct it. I have 4 wives and 32 GOD-LOVING, heterosexual sons. My favorite BIBLE verse is Mein Kampf Volume 2.Despite my name having "boy" in it, I am in fact a fully-grown man. My 14th-favorite son helped me set my account up, as I did not wish to use the internet for too long since it is the tool of the, forgive me for such vulgarity, Jews, and should not be utilized by such CHRISTIAN men as myself. The younger generation has found ways to make it better, though, which is why it is ok for my son to use it as long as he follows the LAWS of morality. I hope I may contribute to this community to help eliminate HOMOSEXUALITY and EVIL.
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Prayer Re: My Introduction - 01-24-2019, 06:23 PM
I was raised Landover in a townhouse within walking distance of the campus. I am no mocker. Just ask Rev. John Hames who baptised me into this faith.
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Default Re: My Introduction - 01-24-2019, 07:37 PM
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I was raised Landover in a townhouse within walking distance of the campus. I am no mocker. Just ask Rev. John Hames who baptised me into this faith.
When - as in, what year?

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Messican Re: My Introduction - 01-24-2019, 07:38 PM
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Since it is customary for new users to introduce themselves to the other users I will do so. I am tacoboy14, a man who does not understand where this Earth went so wrong, but hopes to correct it. I have 4 wives and 32 GOD-LOVING, heterosexual sons. My favorite BIBLE verse is Mein Kampf Volume 2.Despite my name having "boy" in it, I am in fact a fully-grown man. My 14th-favorite son helped me set my account up, as I did not wish to use the internet for too long since it is the tool of the, forgive me for such vulgarity, Jews, and should not be utilized by such CHRISTIAN men as myself. The younger generation has found ways to make it better, though, which is why it is ok for my son to use it as long as he follows the LAWS of morality. I hope I may contribute to this community to help eliminate HOMOSEXUALITY and EVIL.
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I was raised Landover in a townhouse within walking distance of the campus. I am no mocker. Just ask Rev. John Hames who baptised me into this faith.
Are you claiming to be an illegal immigrant hiding somewhere n Freehold?!? Oh my goodness, do we really have a Mexican rapist, murderer, and drug dealer in our sleepy town?!? I hope you are lying (in, fact, I'm pretty sure you're lying, as God would never allow such atrocity in our Christian community), but just in case, I am calling ICE right now!

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Messican Re: My Introduction - 01-25-2019, 03:10 AM
Son, thank you for confirming beyond the shadow of a doubt that we need a border wall.

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Default Re: My Introduction - 01-25-2019, 03:13 AM
Bretheren,

Sometime people are so eager to impress us that they exaggerate a little. Or a lot. Sometimes they claim legal impossibilities, like having as many wives as King Solomon. Or they want to impress us with their manliness so they claim to have more children than the Saudi Royal Family.

This of course is a sin, but repentance is possible.

So, Tacoboy, let's start over.

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