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Jesus returning both of us saved - 02-08-2019, 05:29 PM

a long time ago i joined this forum myself was saved at the time but my husband wasn't my husband now goes to church with me and is saved the reason i didnt come back here was i wanted to wait until a time when we where both saved thankfully we are now both saved and we both go to church every Sunday

anyway hi ?
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Default Re: returning both of us saved - 02-08-2019, 05:35 PM

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a long time ago i joined this forum myself was saved at the time but my husband wasn't my husband now goes to church with me and is saved the reason i didnt come back here was i wanted to wait until a time when we where both saved thankfully we are now both saved and we both go to church every Sunday

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Hi and a careful , dear? So, what is your favorite Bible verse, and where do you go to church?
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Default Re: returning both of us saved - 02-08-2019, 05:47 PM

Ephesians 6:10 -18 Armour of god

i go a church called saint Pauls and saint George
in Edinbiurgh they have praise and worship music at 7pm on Sundays
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a long time ago i joined this forum myself was saved at the time but my husband wasn't my husband now goes to church with me and is saved the reason i didnt come back here was i wanted to wait until a time when we where both saved thankfully we are now both saved and we both go to church every Sunday

anyway hi ?
I recall you from about 4 years ago when you wrote:
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Hello , my name is Ella , am 38 years old From Scotland.
Married but with no kids .
i was born into the Catholic church , married in the Catholic church to my husband who is an atheist .
When i was young i dabbled in the Occult , i now regret that .
I was a silly teenager at the time.
Sorry if my spelling is off or my grammar is off.
I have a learning disorder , i use a spell checker, but some times it don't work .

I joined this forum to learn more about Jesus .
My only teaching of Jesus was at School , but i dont remember much about it .
Just bible stories .
I have asked my husband in the past if he wanted to be saved
he said no , i have asked him again ,but i know the answer will be no
As I see that since then you have lost the use of capitalization and all punctuation, it is clear that God using you as an example of just what He can do – you serve as a warning to others. Whether being chosen in this way is a good thing or a bad thing, is a hot theological topic!

My stance is simple: The Bible is punctuated and has capitals, therefore we should use them.

Here’s why:

Jesus said Judas was a criminal.
Compare this with
“Jesus”, said Judas, “was a criminal.”

In the first we have something that simply was not true: without Judas there would have been no death from which Jesus could have risen, and without His rising from Death there would be no salvation.

In the second, we have the truth of the matter: Judas sided with the Chief Priests and Rabbis who said that Jesus was a criminal.

Moving on, let me put you right about this:
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You go to church with your husband. He does not go with you. It is a man’s duty to lead his wife, it is an abomination for a wife to lead a man.

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There are “churches” and then there are “churches”: some people see a Catholic “church” as a “church” when it is no more than a pagan temple for social gatherings of the godless. Whereas Landover Baptist Church is a “church” and a “Church” as it follows and preaches God’s word.

What is the name and denomination of your “church”?





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Default Re: returning both of us saved - 02-08-2019, 06:01 PM

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I recall you from about 4 years ago when you wrote:

As I see that since then you have lost the use of capitalization and all punctuation, it is clear that God using you as an example of just what He can do – you serve as a warning to others. Whether being chosen in this way is a good thing or a bad thing, is a hot theological topic!

My stance is simple: The Bible is punctuated and has capitals, therefore we should use them.

Here’s why:

Jesus said Judas was a criminal.
Compare this with
“Jesus”, said Judas, “was a criminal.”

In the first we have something that simply was not true: without Judas there would have been no death from which Jesus could have risen, and without His rising from Death there would be no salvation.

In the second, we have the truth of the matter: Judas sided with the Chief Priests and Rabbis who said that Jesus was a criminal.

Moving on, let me put you right about this:
You go to church with your husband. He does not go with you. It is a man’s duty to lead his wife, it is an abomination for a wife to lead a man.

And this remark is ambiguous
There are “churches” and then there are “churches”: some people see a Catholic “church” as a “church” when it is no more than a pagan temple for social gatherings of the godless. Whereas Landover Baptist Church is a “church” and a “Church” as it follows and preaches God’s word.

What is the name and denomination of your “church”?
Scottish Episcopal Church, and sorry about my Grammar, i will make its better
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Default Re: returning both of us saved - 02-08-2019, 06:06 PM

Hello. Isn't Pees and Gees one of those happy-clappy episs-poor-copalian churches?

<on edit - I see it is: your admission hadn't appeared when I typed that, which was in reply to Brother Bathfire's post>


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Default Re: returning both of us saved - 02-08-2019, 06:16 PM

Yes , its has praise and worship music , my husband takes me there at night on a sunday at 7pm .
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Default Re: returning both of us saved - 02-08-2019, 07:41 PM

This is most disturbing news. These “happy-clappy” churches are not churches, they are, as I warned above, “social clubs”. Singing, dancing, jumping about, etc. I don’t recall Jesus doing any of that stuff or even telling people to do that. Jesus was quite serious.

After Matthew 22:36-40, A Christian’s first Duty to God is to save souls, the most important verses are Mark 16:15; Matthew 28:18-20; Galatians 6:1-3.

How is it possible to save souls if only selected parts of the Bible are taught and preached? “Happy-clappy” churches have no serious theology. They have no relationship with Christianity -> 2Co:6:15: And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

The Bible is divided into two parts – The Old Testament, and the New Testament. All parts must be given equal weight.

The Old Testament is itself divided into four parts
(i) the creation and establishment of the earth as we know it and the loss of innocence which caused mankind to lose its immortality. There was no death
(ii) The drowning of the world’s population in the Flood and the re-establishment of the earth as we know it;
(iii) The establishment of The Holy Land following the Exodus, which involved the merciless slaughter of the godless heathens and pagans who were polluting the area and
(iv) The preparation of the arrival of the Messiah, which included various laws as seen in Deuteronomy and Leviticus all of which involved a well-deserved death sentence for such things as collecting sticks on the Sabbath and being homosexual.

The New Testament consists of four parts
(i) The birth of Christ
(ii) The Ministry of Christ, which introduces the concept of Hell: Luke 16:19–31; Matthew 13:24-43
(iii) The spread of His Word throughout the known-world
(iv) The Second Coming. - In which one third of the population of the earth will be killed.
It is this Second Coming that we look forward to and work towards and basically, apart from Everlasting Life, it is the best thing to look forward to, as long as you are among the Saved.

We worship God for two reasons:
(i) We wish mankind to have Eternal Life
(ii) He made us.
(iii) If we do not, we rot in an eternity of the fiercest pain.


Therefore, anything He did, must be right. We do not need to "cherry-pick" the "fluffy-bunny" parts and jump around singing and dancing: something that the Bible forbids:
M't:6:5: And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
M't:6:6: But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
M't:6:7: But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.
M't:6:8: Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.
M't:6:9: After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.





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