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Default I was raped by a ghost! - 10-04-2010, 12:27 AM

How you doing? I am afraid I may have had a run in with a spirit or poltergeist at one point in my life.

As all of you who read my introduction know, I spent several years in jail before I became a Christian for letting a 16 year old perform in many of my pornographic movies. It was a very dark time in my life and I don't like to talk candidly about it. While I was staying in California State Prison, Los Angeles County I experienced paranormal activities on a variety of occasions that have led me to believe that the cell in which I was incarcerated was occupied by an entity not of this world.

It was a Tuesday night, I remember this because it was chili night. It was around Halloween time and my cell mate, Big Ray Ray the Pedophile and I spent that evening reading ghost stories from a book, and they were very scary indeed. He then shut the book and told me about a prisoner that had been locked up in our cell years before either of us were incarcerated in that prison. His name was Clyde but everyone knew him as The Mason Jar Rapist because in the 1950s he went around raping people with a mason jar. After he was put in jail the raping didn't stop, and many inmates were raped by him. One day all the gangs of the prison got together and vowed that they were going to do to him what he had done to so many other people. So one day they cornered him in the gym, pulled him pants down and raped him in the ass with a mason jar until his rectum was loose and sounded like the mouth of a cave. He never walked right ever again and died soon after. Every once in a while you can still hear the sound of The Mason Jar Rapist and his wispy rectum walking the halls of that prison, particularly in cell 2A... WHICH HAPPENED TO BE OUR CELL! It also turned out that the night Big Ray Ray told me this story was the anniversary of the day he got raped.

At 9 o'clock it was lights out and we were locked in our cell the night. Lights out. I was on the precipice of falling into sleep's embrace when I felt something most peculiar. All I can really say, because the details are now fuzzy for me, is that what felt like the cold hand of a disembodied spirit was removing my pants and pulling down my underwear. Frozen in terror with my eyes clamped shut I was too scared to move or do anything about it. Pretty soon he had my pants completely off, he climbed onto my back and nibbled on my ear for a bit, I could feel the bulge in his pants against my leg. I was terrified. I tried to scream out but I had no voice. He pulled his member out of his pants and I could feel it as it slithered between my butt cheeks. I clenched my teeth and prepared for the penetration I was about to endure.

That ghost humped me all night, and it was the most horrific 7 hours of my life. I got through it by praying to God, a figure I hadn't had in my life for over 30 years, to help me. God never intervened but I realized that I had been such a bad man in my life that this was probably his way of punishing me. The ghost humped me over and over for hours, his deathly-cold member shredding my fragile rectum to pieces. When he was done my bed sheets were covered in blood and shit and semen, which was odd because up until then I never realized that ghosts could cum.

At one point I finally passed out from all the raping and blood loss and when I came to Big Ray Ray was standing over me, asking what had happened. I told him and he also became afraid; there was no doubt between either of us that The Mason Jar Rapist had visited our cell that night and made me his next victim.

In the wake of my violation I tried to join a support group for people that had been raped in my prison but they didn't accept me because no one believed that a ghost had raped me. Once out of jail I tried to join a group for people that had run-ins with ghosts but no one believed that a ghost was capable of rape. Finally, in 2005 I made my own support group for people that have been raped by ghosts. I am still the only member but I hope that one day others who have been penetrated against their will by a ghost will join me.

So if you don't believe in ghosts just think about me getting anally penetrated by a ghost in my jail cell that grave October night. Just think about that translucent ethereal being slowly guiding his penis through my butt cheeks like a snake through a garden and tell me that ghosts don't exist. Think about me biting my lip until it was bloody and torn up as the ghost of a deceased rapist made me his next victim.

My name is Rick 'Magma' Bocchino and I was raped by a ghost.


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Default Re: I was raped by a ghost! - 10-04-2010, 04:24 AM

They are called succubi/succubus demons Brother. They rape innocent men, women and children. I think they are the souls of dead black men who didn't make it to Heaven.

I'm sorry you had this terrible experience. I'll pray for you and your backside to be healed.




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Default Re: I was raped by a ghost! - 10-05-2010, 01:29 PM

Are you serious? My friend.. you were sharing a cell with a Pedophile, a man whom had presumably raped children. Do you not think he was the one who
'slithered between your(my) butt cheeks'? I think it would be more probable that it was indeed the man who had the history of sexual abusing a person than a ghost.
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Default Re: I was raped by a ghost! - 10-05-2010, 03:29 PM

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Are you serious? My friend.. you were sharing a cell with a Pedophile, a man whom had presumably raped children. Do you not think he was the one who
'slithered between your(my) butt cheeks'? I think it would be more probable that it was indeed the man who had the history of sexual abusing a person than a ghost.
He wasn't a child, so that hardly makes sense. I think it would be more probably that it was indeed the ghost who had the history of sexually abusing adult males than the man who had no history of sexually abusing adult males. Do you even think before you type?


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Default Re: I was raped by a ghost! - 10-05-2010, 04:40 PM

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Are you serious? My friend.. you were sharing a cell with a Pedophile, a man whom had presumably raped children. Do you not think he was the one who
'slithered between your(my) butt cheeks'? I think it would be more probable that it was indeed the man who had the history of sexual abusing a person than a ghost.
My friend, we have a first person account of ghost and you just dismiss it. This is like you atheists UFOs, the Lochness Monster and Big Foot. Every time someone is raped by a space alien, giant Scottish water monster or ape man in the Pacific North West you atheists try to come up with some explanation like someone is a costume or the witness is a pervert. Can't you atheists be more open minded and consider supernatural explanations?



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Default Re: I was raped by a ghost! - 10-05-2010, 05:30 PM

Rick, I can understand you shame and horror. My ex-eldest daughter (I guess she would be about 35 now) told me of the Hell-O-ween night she was raped by ghoulish ghosts. She had been on a date at Church (dressed as a Puritan Grandmother) and late that night, about 7:30PM when the party broke up she began the walk home.
She claimed a Devilish apparition took hold of her and repeatedly raped her for five hours. When she arrived home after midnight, I gave her the switching of a lifetime. When asked where she had been, she said she was at the party.
Knowing this to be a lie, I took out the family KJV Bible, and placed it in her hands. I had her hold it over her head and told her she must hold it there for the same number of hours as she had been late. I told her God would be by her side, and help her if she were telling the truth.
Well, not twenty minutes in, the girl dropped the book. She dropped the KJV right on the marble floors - Oh the humanity! Having just about had it with her, I trotted her off to a year at the Landover Baptist Military Academy for Jesus, hoping they would get her to snap out of it and get with the program.
Not three months later, the school calls to tell me she was pregnant! Pregnant with a Devil child. The school of course, had no option but to expel her. She came home to a firm talking to.
I locker her in her menstrual shack and when I went to check on her soon there after (certainly no more than eight months passed) she was gone! The Devil had come for his whore and bastard child.
So in all Rick, I can imagine what you went through. I do hope you saw a Pastor to ensure no Devil spawn was residing in your rectum.



As a side note, her date has also disappeared (right around the time our ex-daughter was expelled from the LBMA). We are pretty sure he did not fall down an abandoned well.


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Default Re: I was raped by a ghost! - 10-09-2010, 09:37 PM

That wasn't a ghost.. sorry.
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Default Re: I was raped by a ghost! - 10-09-2010, 10:20 PM

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That wasn't a ghost.. sorry.

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Default Re: I was raped by a ghost! - 10-10-2010, 08:32 PM

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They are called succubi/succubus demons Brother. They rape innocent men, women and children. I think they are the souls of dead black men who didn't make it to Heaven.

I'm sorry you had this terrible experience. I'll pray for you and your backside to be healed.
Just to point this out, arn't Subbuci Female demons and Incubi the males?
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Default Re: I was raped by a ghost! - 10-20-2010, 02:38 AM

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They are called succubi/succubus demons Brother. They rape innocent men, women and children. I think they are the souls of dead black men who didn't make it to Heaven.

I'm sorry you had this terrible experience. I'll pray for you and your backside to be healed.

Hahaha, very funny. Succubus/Incubus are demons from hell who have sexual encounters with woman and men. The most well-known succubi is Lilith.
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Hahaha, very funny. Succubus/Incubus are demons from hell who have sexual encounters with woman and men. The most well-known succubi is Lilith.
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Default Re: I was raped by a ghost! - 10-21-2010, 01:54 AM

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They are called succubi/succubus demons Brother. They rape innocent men, women and children. I think they are the souls of dead black men who didn't make it to Heaven.

I'm sorry you had this terrible experience. I'll pray for you and your backside to be healed.
Simply out of curiosity and with a sense of regret of what is to come why do you think it was African, or dark skinned, males who didn't reach the eternal paradise you believe exist that committed this most...odd act.


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Default Re: I was raped by a ghost! - 11-13-2010, 09:20 PM

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How you doing? I am afraid I may have had a run in with a spirit or poltergeist at one point in my life.

As all of you who read my introduction know, I spent several years in jail before I became a Christian for letting a 16 year old perform in many of my pornographic movies. It was a very dark time in my life and I don't like to talk candidly about it. While I was staying in California State Prison, Los Angeles County I experienced paranormal activities on a variety of occasions that have led me to believe that the cell in which I was incarcerated was occupied by an entity not of this world.

It was a Tuesday night, I remember this because it was chili night. It was around Halloween time and my cell mate, Big Ray Ray the Pedophile and I spent that evening reading ghost stories from a book, and they were very scary indeed. He then shut the book and told me about a prisoner that had been locked up in our cell years before either of us were incarcerated in that prison. His name was Clyde but everyone knew him as The Mason Jar Rapist because in the 1950s he went around raping people with a mason jar. After he was put in jail the raping didn't stop, and many inmates were raped by him. One day all the gangs of the prison got together and vowed that they were going to do to him what he had done to so many other people. So one day they cornered him in the gym, pulled him pants down and raped him in the ass with a mason jar until his rectum was loose and sounded like the mouth of a cave. He never walked right ever again and died soon after. Every once in a while you can still hear the sound of The Mason Jar Rapist and his wispy rectum walking the halls of that prison, particularly in cell 2A... WHICH HAPPENED TO BE OUR CELL! It also turned out that the night Big Ray Ray told me this story was the anniversary of the day he got raped.

At 9 o'clock it was lights out and we were locked in our cell the night. Lights out. I was on the precipice of falling into sleep's embrace when I felt something most peculiar. All I can really say, because the details are now fuzzy for me, is that what felt like the cold hand of a disembodied spirit was removing my pants and pulling down my underwear. Frozen in terror with my eyes clamped shut I was too scared to move or do anything about it. Pretty soon he had my pants completely off, he climbed onto my back and nibbled on my ear for a bit, I could feel the bulge in his pants against my leg. I was terrified. I tried to scream out but I had no voice. He pulled his member out of his pants and I could feel it as it slithered between my butt cheeks. I clenched my teeth and prepared for the penetration I was about to endure.

That ghost humped me all night, and it was the most horrific 7 hours of my life. I got through it by praying to God, a figure I hadn't had in my life for over 30 years, to help me. God never intervened but I realized that I had been such a bad man in my life that this was probably his way of punishing me. The ghost humped me over and over for hours, his deathly-cold member shredding my fragile rectum to pieces. When he was done my bed sheets were covered in blood and shit and semen, which was odd because up until then I never realized that ghosts could cum.

At one point I finally passed out from all the raping and blood loss and when I came to Big Ray Ray was standing over me, asking what had happened. I told him and he also became afraid; there was no doubt between either of us that The Mason Jar Rapist had visited our cell that night and made me his next victim.

In the wake of my violation I tried to join a support group for people that had been raped in my prison but they didn't accept me because no one believed that a ghost had raped me. Once out of jail I tried to join a group for people that had run-ins with ghosts but no one believed that a ghost was capable of rape. Finally, in 2005 I made my own support group for people that have been raped by ghosts. I am still the only member but I hope that one day others who have been penetrated against their will by a ghost will join me.

So if you don't believe in ghosts just think about me getting anally penetrated by a ghost in my jail cell that grave October night. Just think about that translucent ethereal being slowly guiding his penis through my butt cheeks like a snake through a garden and tell me that ghosts don't exist. Think about me biting my lip until it was bloody and torn up as the ghost of a deceased rapist made me his next victim.

My name is Rick 'Magma' Bocchino and I was raped by a ghost.





Hell is full of arseholes like you. your a beastie basturt who will get his come upance soon enough
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Default Re: I was raped by a ghost! - 11-13-2010, 09:52 PM

Think about it, you were sharing cell with a PERVERT in JAIL... It's obvious that you got raped by your cellmate, and I'm not trying to deny the fact that ghosts exist.
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Default Re: I was raped by a ghost! - 11-19-2010, 05:47 AM

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Hell is full of arseholes like you. your a beastie basturt who will get his come upance soon enough
Why are you attacking this man for being raped?


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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: I was raped by a ghost! - 07-29-2020, 04:46 PM

We've been hearing about this at Landover Baptist more and more lately and I think I can speak for everyone when I say Obama is to blame. The rate at which he invited demons into the nation is astounding. We know that so-called "spirit husbands" and "spirit wives" are really demons infecting Americans in their sleep. They cause lady-problems and are the reason some men can't successfully keep "it" up. Men, the answer is not to hit your member with a hammer and yell to your lady friend to hop on quick before the swelling goes down. The answer is PRAYER!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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We've been hearing about this at Landover Baptist more and more lately and I think I can speak for everyone when I say Obama is to blame. The rate at which he invited demons into the nation is astounding. We know that so-called "spirit husbands" and "spirit wives" are really demons infecting Americans in their sleep. They cause lady-problems and are the reason some men can't successfully keep "it" up. Men, the answer is not to hit your member with a hammer and yell to your lady friend to hop on quick before the swelling goes down. The answer is PRAYER!





Dear Mary,


I apologize for being so stringent, but the rules clearly state men only.

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I apologize for being so stringent, but the rules clearly state men only.
Hello and back after your rather prolonged absence, sweetie!

Please remember that Sister Mary (that's Mrs. Etheldreda to you) is a Saved True Christian™ woman, while you are just an unsaved trash not really worthy of our attention.

Therefore, Sister Mary is beyond rebuke for someone like you. I hope you understand. I will pray for you.
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Dear Mary,

I apologize for being so stringent, but the rules clearly state men only.
Dear Miss Tack: Rather than presuming that a guest of should tell a beloved what she should be doing, might I suggest that you make your way over to our Introduction Forum, and post a proper introductory message, as we've so kindly requested? The link to that friendly forum is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Whilst there, please pay close attention to the simple requests that we've listed at the top of the page. Since you may very well miss them, I shall include them here, for your benefit:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We look forward to getting to you know here, at .


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