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Happy Birthday Basilissa, May the LORD Bless you -
05-07-2019, 03:43 PM
Happy Birthday to an Angel on Earth!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,395
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: Happy Birthday Basilissa, May the LORD Bless you -
05-07-2019, 05:04 PM
My most chaste and pure sister
May this day bring Jesus closer to you
Your loving friend for aye
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Happy Birthday Basilissa, May the LORD Bless you -
05-07-2019, 05:50 PM
Happy birthday, young lady. I am sure you have a busy day ahead, tending to your husbands needs so he can appreciate you.
While I have always felt giving a gift to lady puts her in a position of obligation, I would never want to have you feel uncomfortable feel the need to return in kind. So I did not get you a gift other than my prayers that you will be with child soon and that your husband is blessed with a male.
So make your husband a special meal tonight. Show God you are happy He enabled you to be a good wife.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Posts: 8,762
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
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Re: Happy Birthday Basilissa, May the LORD Bless you -
05-07-2019, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Happy birthday, young lady. I am sure you have a busy day ahead, tending to your husbands needs so he can appreciate you.
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Has the wedding already taken place? My invite must have been lost in the post.
Warmest greetings to you on your birthday, Sister. My prayers are always with you.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Innkeeper for Christ
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,730
Join Date: Dec 2018
Location: Not hacked by Mossad
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Re: Happy Birthday Basilissa, May the LORD Bless you -
05-07-2019, 07:00 PM
Happy birthday from the Lukes clan! As we True Christians™ are GUARANTEED longevity (Proverbs 4:10), here's to many happy returns. Have a blessed day!
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Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Under the watchful eye of my husband
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Re: Happy Birthday Basilissa, May the LORD Bless you -
05-08-2019, 12:26 AM
I hope you have a wonderful birthday, Sister!
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Happy Birthday Basilissa, May the LORD Bless you -
05-08-2019, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Has the wedding already taken place? My invite must have been lost in the post.
Warmest greetings to you on your birthday, Sister. My prayers are always with you.
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I've always assumed any True Christian™ lady was married or engaged.
All of my daughters have been engaged and soon there after married once they 'flowered'.
I hear our own Pastor Ezekiel Flint and the ever demure Miss Daisy are planning a wedding as we speak.
Here is a picture of one of my daughters on her engagement day (A few weeks back, I think).
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: Happy Birthday Basilissa, May the LORD Bless you -
05-08-2019, 02:31 AM
Thank you all for your warm wishes. I spent the day the way Good Lord intended, which means praying all the time (1 Thess 5:17).
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Has the wedding already taken place? My invite must have been lost in the post.
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Dearest Sister, if when we set the date for the wedding, you'll be the first one to know!
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
I've always assumed and True Christian™ lady was married or engaged.
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Very happily engaged. Eventually Soon to be married!
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Posts: 10,328
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Re: Happy Birthday Basilissa, May the LORD Bless you -
05-08-2019, 04:34 AM
Happy Birthday, Dear Sister!
It never ceases to amaze me that you are quite close (60%) to male intelligence while being a mere female. Hopefully, this will all soon be over, as you enter the Sacred Matrimony and engage in marital duties until menopause (unless Jesus comes more quickly).
Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Posts: 59
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Canada
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Re: Happy Birthday Basilissa, May the LORD Bless you -
05-08-2019, 04:36 AM
Happy birthday to you!
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Happy Birthday Basilissa, May the LORD Bless you -
05-08-2019, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Thank you all for your warm wishes. I spent the day the way Good Lord intended, which means praying all the time (1 Thess 5:17). Dearest Sister, if when we set the date for the wedding, you'll be the first one to know!
Very happily engaged. Eventually Soon to be married!
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I'll have the chicken and will be attending with my twin nieces, Mandi and Sandi.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: Happy Birthday Basilissa, May the LORD Bless you -
05-08-2019, 06:56 PM
Dear Sister, as age gnaws away at your calcium depleted bones and sterility robs you of purpose it warms my heart that Jesus is one year closer to taking you out of the equation of life on this sinful Earth
Did you ever marry? I guess it doesn’t matter now.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
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Posts: 389
Join Date: May 2012
Location: In bed with my fag boyfriend
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Re: Happy Birthday Basilissa, May the LORD Bless you -
05-08-2019, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Dear Sister, as age gnaws away at your calcium depleted bones and sterility robs you of purpose it warms my heart that Jesus is one year closer to taking you out of the equation of life on this sinful Earth
Did you ever marry? I guess it doesn’t matter now.
YIC
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You’re a terrible, terrible person.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Innkeeper for Christ
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,730
Join Date: Dec 2018
Location: Not hacked by Mossad
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Re: Happy Birthday Basilissa, May the LORD Bless you -
05-08-2019, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by FreeFromBrains
You’re a terrible, terrible person.
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Wrong. The Bible tells us that a woman can only be saved through childbearing (1 Timothy 2:15). If Sister Basilissa fails to bear a soldier for Christ, she will have wasted the life God granted her, and her damnation will be something to celebrate (Revelation 11:10). As it is, she's engaged to be married (not that this is any of your business), and we'll all be praying for her to conceive immediately after the wedding. If God wants that to happen and it does, then her eventual death means she will leave behind this sinful world and ascend into paradise to be with God! If you're calling a True Christian a horrible person, then you're calling Jesus a horrible person! Enjoy Hell, blasphemer.
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