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Default Pasta Zeek Need Us Agin! - 07-07-2009, 02:15 PM

Satan and dah evil folks over at the facebook seed fit to remove our beloved Pasta Zeek from postin the word of da Lawd yet agin!
Right now I is at the Staple Center in LA as a spokes-negro representing the colored folks of da South at the Michael Jackson Memorial Show but in between acts you sho can count on me fo my prayers!


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Default Re: Pasta Zeek Need Us Agin! - 07-07-2009, 04:24 PM

That's just awful of Facebook to do. We should never judge anyone ever for any reason whatsoever.
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Default Re: Pasta Zeek Need Us Agin! - 07-07-2009, 05:31 PM

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Satan and dah evil folks over at the facebook seed fit to remove our beloved Pasta Zeek from postin the word of da Lawd yet agin!
Right now I is at the Staple Center in LA as a spokes-negro representing the colored folks of da South at the Michael Jackson Memorial Show but in between acts you sho can count on me fo my prayers!

Pastor Zeke got kicked off FB again??? We must pray for him and pray for hell and eternal damnation for those who kicked him off!!!!
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Default Re: Pasta Zeek Need Us Agin! - 07-07-2009, 09:11 PM

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... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
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Default Re: Pasta Zeek Need Us Agin! - 07-07-2009, 10:05 PM

But it's okay to have child molestors on Facebook? Where do these people get their morals?

BTW, when I first saw the title of the thread, I thought it had something to do with that Pasta-worshipping FSM cult.



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Default Re: Pasta Zeek Need Us Agin! - 07-07-2009, 11:14 PM

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Default Re: Pasta Zeek Need Us Agin! - 07-07-2009, 11:21 PM

Yes, the rumors are true brothers and sisters. The atheistic jackbooted thugs over at Facebook have, for the second time this year, closed down my online outreach ministry to the nubile young God-mockers out there on the intertubes.

I would urge you all to complain, but I fear it would have no result other than to get your account deleted as well.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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Default Re: Pasta Zeek Need Us Agin! - 07-08-2009, 12:27 AM

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Yes, the rumors are true brothers and sisters. The atheistic jackbooted thugs over at Facebook have ...
I sympathize, Pastor Zeke. Those evil secular humanists are beyond redemption. Their repressive tactics know no bounds. They are so unlike us loving tolerant True Christians. They continue to try to turn the tables, accusing us of being intolerant just because we support war, torture and genocide against Muslims, liberals and other subhuman scum. I just don't understand how they can be so cruel.

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Default Re: Pasta Zeek Need Us Agin! - 07-08-2009, 08:32 PM

I'm guessin myself dat nobody gonna mess with an old negro ladies on da facebook lest day be accused of being a racist :-)


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