[Hairy Homer]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

And allow people to spread confusion.

A world-Class argument, Bobby-Joe. World-Class. I concede. Allowing people to spread confusion would never do!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Hairy Homer

I nearly missed this post. Who are you calling frustrated and prone to gratuitous violence you cheeky little sod? I'll give you gratuitous violence if you are not careful. That bow tie being an obvious target. How would you like it upside down or around the back of your neck?

Since when have I preached love and tolerance anyway? Can you find an example of it? Secular humanism and the old hippie "stick a flower up your nose while freaking out on bad acid" philosophies are not the same thing.

I call it the scratch-and-sniff test, scratch a homersecularist on the back and what do you smell? A Liebral, of course. These are the people that like to preach all kinds of "free speech" and "academic freedom", but are the first to disrupt Ann Coulter when she comes to their university to speak. And who are these Liebral academics and where did they come from? They are none other than the very "hippies" that you so fondly refer to that grew up during that era. They are the menace that has been perverting the minds of our young for the past 25 years.

You need to channel that anger into good works for the Lord. I know of some mooselimbs that are sorely in need of being dispatched.

[Hairy Homer]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

I call it the scratch-and-sniff test, scratch a homersecularist on the back and what do you smell? A Liebral, of course. These are the people that like to preach all kinds of "free speech" and "academic freedom", but are the first to disrupt Ann Coulter when she comes to their university to speak. And who are these Liebral academics and where did they come from? They are none other than the very "hippies" that you so fondly refer to that grew up during that era. They are the menace that has been perverting the minds of our young for the past 25 years.

You need to channel that anger into good works for the Lord. I know of some mooselimbs that are sorely in need of being dispatched.

I have to defer to your superior knowledge of these matters, Willie. I don't go about sniffing homersecularists or scratching their backs.

The liberals who disrupt Ann Coulter are not that old.

[Hairy Homer]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

How? They can't get pregnant that way, can they?

You insolent whelp! I'm as straight as an arrow, and I would never dream of carrying a "gene for homerism", as if such a thing could even exist.

No, one can't get pregnant. "that way", but some of them marry women or donate their seed to Lesbian friends.

Remember that even the Godly Dick Cheney had a gay daughter. It can happen to just about anyone.

And I thought you were English? Isn't talk of a straight Englishman a contradiction in terms? In my own experience of English Grammar and Public schools, the courses in theoretical and especially in pratical Sodomy were always amongst the most popular with young men. Not that I did them myself, of course.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Hairy Homer

I have to defer to your superior knowledge of these matters, Willie. I don't go about sniffing homersecularists or scratching their backs.

If you don't sniff homersecularists, then how do you have any idea what you smell like? I pity anyone in the same room as you.

The liberals who disrupt Ann Coulter are not that old.

No, they're impressionable children who're brainwashed (not to mention molested) by the ones who are.

Originally Posted by Hairy Homer

No, one can't get pregnant. "that way", but some of them marry women or donate their seed to Lesbian friends.

If they're married to women, they're obviously not real sodomites, they're just doing it because the homer-controlled media has made them think it's cool and trendy. They're still going to hell, but they're not pregnant. And artificial insemination has only developed in the last century or so, it wouldn't be enough to keep a gene going for the entire 6000 years of human existence.

Remember that even the Godly Dick Cheney had a gay daughter. It can happen to just about anyone.

You don't really think that Dick and Mary Cheney are related, do you? Even in the unlikely event that they were, it'd just prove that homerism is a choice and not genetic.

And I thought you were English? Isn't talk of a straight Englishman a contradiction in terms? In my own experience of English Grammar and Public schools, the courses in theoretical and especially in pratical Sodomy were always amongst the most popular with young men. Not that I did them myself, of course.

I wouldn't know, I misspent my youth from the ages of 13-17 (when Pastor Pistle took pity on me and bought me my first KJV Bible) passed out on a park bench from a surfeit of Buckfast. From that day to this, I've sworn unceasing vengeance on the Pope, and all who follow his Antichrist rule.

[WorthyOne]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

No friend, the child is making a choice to be a homer. This is not surprising because the child also chose not to be born white so there is no end to the evil of this demon possessed baby.

It's impossible to choose your race. DUH!

[Appendage]

That was a horrifying thing to look at. It is a wonder that whoever was watching over him took the time to take several pictures rather than scold the child relentlessly for giving a premature b***job to that doorstop! Parents truly ARE lacking any sense these days. It would not surprise me if the ones responsible for these photos were homers themselves, and encouraging their child to participate in such a terrible, satanic ritual. Disgusting.

[Andrew Shaw]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

Brothers and Sisters, we here at GOD's Favorite Church™ are very eager to stomp out sin before it begins.

The following are pictures on how to tell if your baby is going to be gay.

If you see any of these signs you have it neutered (as GOD commands) before it has a chance to grow up and sodomize other people.

We all know that GOD finds homers an abomination.

With Lve and Compassion, Sister Thumper

WOW. the baby is teething..they do that. its not gay. and telling you to kill a baby for teething..wow.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Originally Posted by Appendage

That was a horrifying thing to look at. It is a wonder that whoever was watching over him took the time to take several pictures rather than scold the child relentlessly for giving a premature b***job to that doorstop!

Why should the parent step in? Surely if Jesus wanted the act stopped, He would merely snap His majestic fingers and it would be stopped. What God does, let not man tear asunder! Documentation is entirely necessary for a full D.O.F. report, so they are very valuable. We must ensure that every sin is fully documented and analyzed.

Originally Posted by Appendage

Parents truly ARE lacking any sense these days. It would not surprise me if the ones responsible for these photos were homers themselves, and encouraging their child to participate in such a terrible, satanic ritual. Disgusting.

It is the parents' job to be watchful of all evil, to ensure that it doesn't enrapture the child and drag it down. Parents must be vigilant, but remember -- God is always in control. Who is man to step in to change His plan?

[Kazoo]

Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.

Why should the parent step in? Surely if Jesus wanted the act stopped, He would merely snap His majestic fingers and it would be stopped. What God does, let not man tear asunder! Documentation is entirely necessary for a full D.O.F. report, so they are very valuable. We must ensure that every sin is fully documented and analyzed.

Yes, we can then not only write angry letters of complaint to the sinners, but we can also provide an omniscient and all-knowing being with full documentation, stamped in triplicate. Genius!

It is the parents' job to be watchful of all evil, to ensure that it doesn't enrapture the child and drag it down. Parents must be vigilant, but remember -- God is always in control. Who is man to step in to change His plan?

You know, the other day I saw a car with the bumper sticker, "Why worry? God is in control."

...It had severe body damage. Gotta love the irony.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.

Why should the parent step in? Surely if Jesus wanted the act stopped, He would merely snap His majestic fingers and it would be stopped. What God does, let not man tear asunder!

Yeah, yeah! So why don't you guys leave the rest of us alone? If Jesus wants us to convert, he'll snap his majestic fingers.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Originally Posted by Joo

Yeah, yeah! So why don't you guys leave the rest of us alone? If Jesus wants us to convert, he'll snap his majestic fingers.

Didn't you know? We have to convert ourselves. Apparently god and Jesus have the power, but they just won't do it. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a bit lazy? *gasps*! The Fourth deadly sin of Acedia!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Joo

Yeah, yeah! So why don't you guys leave the rest of us alone? If Jesus wants us to convert, he'll snap his majestic fingers.

Jesus is perfectly happy to wad you up and drop-kick you worthless perverts into the flames of hell. Don't kid yourself fool. You can mock God all you like, but deep inside you KNOW you are condemned to wade in sulfur and suffer unspeakably painful tortures unless you change your ways.

Jesus is waiting for you to get down on your knees, nancy.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Jesus is perfectly happy to wad you up and drop-kick you worthless perverts into the flames of hell. Don't kid yourself fool. You can mock God all you like, but deep inside you KNOW you are condemned to wade in sulfur and suffer unspeakably painful tortures unless you change your ways.

Jesus is waiting for you to get down on your knees, nancy.

I'm not mocking him, I'm mocking the statement. It's a legitimate question, why does he need your help? He's an omnipotent being right? So why does he need help with anything? Or does he just want help? Oh but that would signify he has feelings of fatigue otherwise he wouldn't need/nor want help, and if he felt fatigue that would mean he isn't totally perfect.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Joo

I'm not mocking him, I'm mocking the statement. It's a legitimate question, why does he need your help? He's an omnipotent being right? So why does he need help with anything? Or does he just want help? Oh but that would signify he has feelings of fatigue otherwise he wouldn't need/nor want help, and if he felt fatigue that would mean he isn't totally perfect.

No, it is not a legitimate question. You are out to mock Jesus. You have clogged up our forum with these absurd "why why why" questions with no intention other than to make Christianity look foolish. Instead, you have only served to make yourself look foolish boy.

You are unsaved trash, and therefore have exactly zero ability to understand God or His mighty ways. Since you know that you are hellbound, you have chosen to try and take as many people with you as possible, and throwing these hissy fits is your way of "revealing the absurdity of Jesus". Well it just doesn't work.

Mock on, sinner. Jesus always wins.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

No, it is not a legitimate question. You are out to mock Jesus. You have clogged up our forum with these absurd "why why why" questions with no intention other than to make Christianity look foolish. Instead, you have only served to make yourself look foolish boy.

You are unsaved trash, and therefore have exactly zero ability to understand God or His mighty ways. Since you know that you are hellbound, you have chosen to try and take as many people with you as possible, and throwing these hissy fits is your way of "revealing the absurdity of Jesus". Well it just doesn't work.

Mock on, sinner. Jesus always wins.

Uh...right. Btw, why do I still have a neutral reputation? It doesn't make sense.

And why am I still under investigation? You guys already know I'm not a Christian.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Joo

Uh...right. Btw, why do I still have a neutral reputation? It doesn't make sense.

And why am I still under investigation? You guys already know I'm not a Christian.

Here we go again with the "why why why" chant....I'm sure nothing makes sense in your crazy upside down world without Christ.

The real question is, why do you keep coming back if you hate God so much? He has called you here for a reason, nancy.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Here we go again with the "why why why" chant....I'm sure nothing makes sense in your crazy upside down world without Christ.

The real question is, why do you keep coming back if you hate God so much? He has called you here for a reason, nancy.

If he's called me here for a reason, why don't you ask him what it is?

(Nice use of the same type of question you're complaining about btw.)

[Elmer Christianson]

Let's get this thread back on track:

Clue #101

[Kazoo]

Originally Posted by Elmer Christianson

Let's get this thread back on track:

Clue #101

Then kill 'em

You can change the character's appearance to that of a tellitubby and then impale it with a mace, bomb the heck out of it, set it on fire, etc. Should sate your sadistic desires. ^.^