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Default Here's What Happens When Girls Get Jobs! - 02-23-2012, 05:55 AM

THIS is just the latest example of why girls should stay home and bake pies and babies for Christ. If you're tempted to follow the feminazi way, you'll turn into a pirate and get killed in some godforsaken sandlot where the men marry camels. And good riddance!

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Foreign correspondent Marie Colvin, 56, killed in Syria

American journalist Marie Colvin, who once called herself a “fireman for the world,” built a reputation as one of the most courageous foreign correspondents of her generation. Her black eye patch — which she had worn since being blinded in her left eye by shrapnel in Sri Lanka in 2001 — made her a recognizable figure during her frequent appearances on cable and broadcast networks internationally.


Hours before her death Wednesday at age 56 in the besieged city of Homs, Syria, Ms. Colvin was interviewed on American and British TV news programs. Speaking with CNN’s Anderson Cooper, she described the “horrific” experience of watching a 2-year-old Syrian boy die after a shelling by the Syrian military.

When Cooper pressed her on the propriety of publishing such graphic accounts, she was insistent: Media outlets must disseminate stories from war zones.

“That baby,” she said, “probably will move more people to think, ‘What is going on and why is no one stopping this murder in Homs that is happening every day?’”

Ms. Colvin was covering the ongoing armed insurrection in Syria for the Sunday Times of London, which announced her death. She died along with a French photographer, Remi Ochlik, 28, in what Sunday Times editor John Witherow described as a “devastating bombardment by the Syrian army.” At least two other journalists were wounded in the attack, which struck an improvised news media office.

The news came less than a week after Anthony Shadid, a former Washington Post correspondent, died of an apparent asthma attack while on assignment in Syria for the New York Times. At least five other journalists have been killed in the country since November, according to the Committee to Protect Journalists, a nonprofit organization that promotes freedom of the press.

Ms. Colvin grew up in New York and was deeply influenced by a writing class she took at Yale University with John Hersey, author of a landmark account of the 1945 atomic bombing of Hiroshima in Japan. His writings, along with those of war correspondent Martha Gellhorn, drew her to journalism.

In her 26-year career with the Sunday Times, Ms. Colvin reported from conflict zones on three continents. She eschewed news conferences and repeatedly risked her life to cover wars from the perspective of ordinary people, particularly women and children. In 1999, she was reportedly one of three journalists — all women — to remain in East Timor to cover the more than 1,000 refugees in a U.N. compound that was under attack by militias.

Some observers credited her reportage with saving the refugees. The United Nations had decided at one point to remove its peacekeepers, but Ms. Colvin’s reports made that position politically unsustainable.

“Craters. Burned houses. Mutilated bodies. Women weeping for children and husbands. Men for their wives, mothers, children,” she said in 2010 in London at a tribute to journalists killed on assignment. “Our mission is to report these horrors of war with accuracy and without prejudice.”

In her final dispatch, published Feb. 19 in the Sunday Times, Ms. Colvin described such horrors as she witnessed them in Homs.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Here's What Happens When Girls Get Jobs! - 02-23-2012, 03:42 PM

What does she expect when she angers God by disobeying his plan for women?


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She got in the way of God working.
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Default Re: Here's What Happens When Girls Get Jobs! - 03-09-2012, 11:16 AM

Mmmm.... such a good GENERALIZATION of ALL females. You know, I remember the last time I did what she did. I mean you know... because I am female? Here's an idea. How about you think about all of the women who have done good for this country. Is that why Hilary Clinton didn't win? Because she is a woman? I don't think God hates half of the population because they are women. I think he loves everyone. I mean, unless I read the wrong Bible. Forgive me if I did. Shameful of me. Here's why men shouldn't work: because they are men. See what I did there? Stereotypical biased power-language lacking assumption. I love it.
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Mmmm.... such a good GENERALIZATION of ALL females. You know, I remember the last time I did what she did. I mean you know... because I am female? Here's an idea. How about you think about all of the women who have done good for this country. Is that why Hilary Clinton didn't win? Because she is a woman? I don't think God hates half of the population because they are women. I think he loves everyone. I mean, unless I read the wrong Bible. Forgive me if I did. Shameful of me. Here's why men shouldn't work: because they are men. See what I did there? Stereotypical biased power-language lacking assumption. I love it.
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Mmmm.... such a good GENERALIZATION of ALL females. You know, I remember the last time I did what she did. I mean you know... because I am female? Here's an idea. How about you think about all of the women who have done good for this country. Is that why Hilary Clinton didn't win? Because she is a woman? I don't think God hates half of the population because they are women. I think he loves everyone. I mean, unless I read the wrong Bible. Forgive me if I did. Shameful of me. Here's why men shouldn't work: because they are men. See what I did there? Stereotypical biased power-language lacking assumption. I love it.
1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Somebody needs to go back to basics and actually read the Bible with an open mind, methinks.



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It must be hard being so lonely.

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Default Re: Here's What Happens When Girls Get Jobs! - 03-10-2012, 12:55 AM

You mean that's a woman?

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I was simply offering you my hand in genuine True Christian™ friendship.

It pains me so, that you have become so hardened to life that you misinterpretated an honest offer of True Christian™ love as vitriol and hate.

I hope God's awesome love comes into you, some day.

God's love is waiting, maybe just around the corner to penetrate your hardened soul so that you can finally feel love.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Don't be pained by my trust issues. I do have trust issues. I guess you could say I have been "diagnosed" with it. Anyways, thank you for your offering hand, and maybe when I wake up and realize that you hand of loving friendship is being offered, I will open up my hardened soul to accept it. In the meantime I will pretend I know what love is and wake up everyday without it until I am taught. Thank you.


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Default Re: Here's What Happens When Girls Get Jobs! - 03-12-2012, 03:15 AM

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Default Re: Here's What Happens When Girls Get Jobs! - 03-16-2012, 07:18 PM

That's so scary I'd never be so stupid as to try to go against what I'm meant to do and get a job. Ewwww I feel sick even having that enter my mind.
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Default Re: Here's What Happens When Girls Get Jobs! - 03-16-2012, 07:43 PM

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Ewwww I feel sick even having that enter my mind.
You think that is sick? What about gays?

Do you know what they get up to in public WCs?

That's right: cottaging

Picture the scene two men standing at the urinals (several positions separated (as is proper)). One is a young, supple, clean limbed, handsome young man with a life on heterosex in front of him. The other is a disgusting pervert: in his mid forties, a loner, keeps himself to himself.

The young buck happens to look to his left (always be away of the gayman!) and what does his see?

That's right: the perverted old queen is looking at his manhandle (no doubt wondering what it would feel like twixt his gums ).

This poor naive, supple (most likely athletic) young fellow can only mumble "um, hello?"

And that's all the pervert needs as a 'way in' (this appears to be gay slang for the predatory pervert). He looks straight into his young victims eyes and his power of gatheist power has the young quivering youth in his power.

Transfixed the poor soul is led into the cubicle and he is just another notch on the sodomite's anthology of atheist anal aggression.

The more I think about this scenario the sicker I feel. And I feel pretty sick, I can tell you!

All the best.


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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