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Default Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music - 07-21-2007, 09:35 AM

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No, i'm happy with my birth date. The golden years? What golden years? If I can hear them on the radio, it's fine for me. Angry? at what? I have probaly one of the best lifestyles in the world.
How many times a month do you leave the house?
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No life? haha, right, keep telling yourself that. Led Zep arn't santic, that is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard you say.
Then why did they put a subliminal backwards dedication to "their sweet Satan" in their music?


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Default Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music - 07-22-2007, 04:51 PM

Everyday. I'm either dealing with customers, hunting, attending school, or just out in general. I don't like being inside.

Eh? Thats in stairway to heaven, right? geeezh. one band makes a turn of the centary, and I detect someone is annoyed at their succss?
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Default Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music - 07-22-2007, 05:37 PM

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Eh? Thats in stairway to heaven, right? geeezh. one band makes a turn of the centary, and I detect someone is annoyed at their succss?
And I detect someone has either been at the scrumpy, or else has been growing some very naughty weeds out in the back field. Nothing else would explain the post above.


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Default Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music - 07-22-2007, 05:44 PM

I see. I think I'm going to carry on listening to rock music.
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Default Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music - 07-23-2007, 02:43 AM

May I introduce to you all, a fellow Floridian, Mr. John R. Butler


John R. Butler is a Southwest Florida musician/singer/songwriter/forward-slash user. Gross Exaggeration Monthly magazine called him "perhaps the most important songsmith of his--and any other--generation."

Butler has played on stages before thousands of audience members all over the country...just before having been ejected by security, in order that the scheduled acts could get started.

Butler's 13-year-old dog Robbie travels with him throughout the U.S., basically because he has no other choice. Butler loves puppies, sunsets, sharing and caring and all that other romantic crap.

His breakthrough song, "The Hand of the Almighty" has been played on radio stations throughout the country and has become an underground hit among progressive clergy, divinity students and church janitors.

Listen as he praises: Hand of the Almighty
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Default Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music - 07-23-2007, 08:13 AM

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May I introduce to you all, a fellow Floridian, Mr. John R. Butler


John R. Butler is a Southwest Florida musician/singer/songwriter/forward-slash user. Gross Exaggeration Monthly magazine called him "perhaps the most important songsmith of his--and any other--generation."

Butler has played on stages before thousands of audience members all over the country...just before having been ejected by security, in order that the scheduled acts could get started.

Butler's 13-year-old dog Robbie travels with him throughout the U.S., basically because he has no other choice. Butler loves puppies, sunsets, sharing and caring and all that other romantic crap.

His breakthrough song, "The Hand of the Almighty" has been played on radio stations throughout the country and has become an underground hit among progressive clergy, divinity students and church janitors.

Listen as he praises: Hand of the Almighty
Sir, thank you, but any record album with one of those "parents advisory" stickers on them are off limits for any True Christian.

I've been enjoying Perry Como lately, despite the fact that he was a damned mary worshiper. He could whip out quite the jungle rythm when called upon, I can tell you!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music - 07-23-2007, 08:17 AM

Christian music puts gas to my car hahahaha
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Default Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music - 07-23-2007, 09:19 AM

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Christian music puts gas to my car hahahaha
No, Godly American soldiers slaughtering ragheads for Christ put gas in your car, my special needs friend.


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Default Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music - 07-23-2007, 02:04 PM

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Sir, thank you, but any record album with one of those "parents advisory" stickers on them are off limits for any True Christian.
Does that go for books too?



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Default Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music - 07-25-2007, 03:21 AM

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Oh GLORY!

I was cleaning out Tater's room today and came across THIS!

It's been years since I've heard it. I had almost forgotten about it. What a treasure and a pleasure to come across it again.

Let me know if you'd like a copy Brothers and Sisters!

(That's some hairdo on that Sister. I might have to try that out on Sister Lateefah sometime)

Lve, Sister Thumper
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Does that go for books too?

Obviously it was stuck on there by some liberals for a cheap laugh. The mockery they make of the Bible is shameful


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Default Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music - 07-25-2007, 10:49 AM

Look at this one. I think it was a really great come back, considering I didn't like their 90's career.
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Look at this one. I think it was a really great come back, considering I didn't like their 90's career.
Is this the same Slayer who you bone-headedly insist aren't Satanic (or "santic", as you put it)? Either way, that looks like an awful waste of a lot of good chocolate sauce. Just imagine the cakes that Sister Thumper could have topped with all that chocolate sauce if your long-haired friends hadn't decided to use it for their naughty pranks?


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Default Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music - 01-13-2008, 02:10 PM

Finally, some "Rap" music that Jesus would like!



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music - 01-14-2008, 03:49 PM

Friends,

I bring you the timeless sound of "The Braillettes" struck blind that they may not witness the perfidy of worldly things yet in their hearts praising The Lord.

I'm reminded of "And I will bring distress upon men, that they shall walk like blind men, because they have sinned against the LORD: and their blood shall be poured out as dust, and their flesh as the dung." Zep:1:17:

These fine young maidens await the second miraculous touch of the Hand of The Lord and, stoically bear no ill will - I refer you to the third track from the bottom - "That's What He Did for Me".

For the unsaved out there, think, I beg you for your soul's sake, to think what The Lord God Almighty can do for you if you only accept him fully, wholly, Holy, into your hearts.





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Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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I bet a lot of you didn't know that your uncle Nobar can sing. This pic was taken at one of the Landover field trips to help save the sinners at one of our local malls.

I only got to sing one song at this stop because we had additional destinations to go to. I usually play "Take My Hand, Precious Lord" when I'm put on the spot to play; it's such a great song and makes a great impression on all who hear it.

Quote:
Take My Hand Precious Lord

Precious Lord, take my hand
Lead me on,
Let me stand
I'm tired, I am weak I am worn
Through the storm, through the night
Lead me on to the light
Take my hand precious Lord, lead me home

When my way grows drear precious Lord linger near
When my life is almost gone
Hear my cry,
Hear my call
Hold my hand lest I fall
Take my hand precious Lord, lead me home

When the darkness appears and the night draws near
And the day is past and gone
At the river I stand
Guide my feet,
Hold my hand
Take my hand precious Lord, lead me home

Precious Lord, take my hand
Lead me on,
Let me stand
I am tired, I am weak, I am worn
Through the storm, through the night
Lead me on to the light
Take my hand precious Lord, lead me home
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Default Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music - 02-13-2008, 07:32 PM

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until I discovered that he was a CRIPPLE!!!
oh no...What the hell is wrong with you?!
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Pastor Ezekiel said someone else is a cripple, not himself. There is nothing at all wrong with Pastor Ezekiel.


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Default Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music - 02-14-2008, 06:44 PM

No i mean what the hell is wrong with him that he thinks crippled people are imorral, or what ever he thinks.
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I have some more records I found while doing the spring cleaning!






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