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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
03-26-2007, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
Most of the hard-core punk rock music that my son listened to before his timely suicide is garbage. However, a positive message can be found here and there if you look for it. Some recommended tracks for Christian™ teens:
Bad Brains - "Don't Blow Bubbles"
"Jah" didn't create AIDS any more than did Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny, but this song affirms the virtues of God's cleaning agent in an urgent yet upbeat way. Required listening for rebellious young homers!
Aryan Disgrace - "Faggot In The Family"
See above. The music is still a bit crude and screamy for my tastes (I much prefer the wholesome croon of Bing Crosby or the Gaede twins) but the lyrics deal earnestly with the anguish any Christian feels upon discovering that the sin of homerism has tainted his bloodline.
SOD - "Speak English Or Die"
The title says it all, no? A great tune to blast when (legally) mowing down wetbacks at the Rio Grande.
Minor Threat - "Guily Of Being Saved"
Was that the title? I can't remember—it was either "saved" or a close synonym.
That about covers it, I think. If there's anything else of value to be found within the genre, I haven't heard it, nor do I much care to.
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I'd not heard of Aryan Disgrace, but I'm quite surprised that you'd forget these Godly Young Republicans:
Why, it even came out on the NRA label!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
03-26-2007, 11:51 PM
What snazzy raincoats! Most bands would throw a hissy fit rather than perform in bad weather—not those guys, by the look of it. They must be Warmed From Within by Jesus!
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
03-30-2007, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
I'd not heard of Aryan Disgrace, but I'm quite surprised that you'd forget these Godly Young Republicans:
Why, it even came out on the NRA label!
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ku klux klan.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
03-30-2007, 07:01 PM
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
03-30-2007, 10:37 PM
Ku Klux Klan.....playing pop music?
Good grief, the world must be ending.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
03-30-2007, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by roserougesang
Ku Klux Klan.....playing pop music?
Good grief, the world must be ending.
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They're dressed as Teutonic Knights, not Klansmen.
Really, now.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
03-31-2007, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by roserougesang
Ku Klux Klan.....playing pop music?
Good grief, the world must be ending.
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Excellent observation Sister. I'm glad you are here.
Have you accepted JESUS as your Saviour? Have you begun a generous tithing plan to GOD's Favorite Church?
If not, please do so immediately. Your very life depends on it!
With L ve, Sister Thumper
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
04-04-2007, 05:30 PM
Oh GLORY!
I was cleaning out Tater's room today and came across THIS!
It's been years since I've heard it. I had almost forgotten about it. What a treasure and a pleasure to come across it again.
Let me know if you'd like a copy Brothers and Sisters!
(That's some hairdo on that Sister. I might have to try that out on Sister Lateefah sometime)
L ve, Sister Thumper
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
04-06-2007, 03:55 PM
Hey people. That music seems pretty snazzy.
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Reason: minor spelling mistakes
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
04-06-2007, 04:11 PM
How about the KKK took my baby away - The Ramones classic song!
Anything by ACDC, Black Sabbath, Alice Cooper and the crazy world of arthur brown brilliant!
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
04-06-2007, 06:37 PM
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How about the KKK took my baby away - The Ramones classic song!
Anything by ACDC, Black Sabbath, Alice Cooper and the crazy world of arthur brown brilliant!
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Bozo, how exactly would any of that be True Christian™ music?
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-12-2007, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
PRAISE! GLORY!!
I wanted to start a thread with our favorite True Christian™ music recommendations.
Here are but a few of mine:
Brother's and Sister's please feel free to add your favorites for everyone's listening pleasure.
Delighted, Sister Thumper
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Heaven's choo-choo? Would that be Jesus' babymaker?
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-15-2007, 02:48 PM
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Heaven's choo-choo? Would that be Jesus' babymaker?
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No, judging by the daughter's grimace of delight, I believe that would be Mr Crawford's babymaker!
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-17-2007, 04:41 AM
None of this is on Guitar Hero I or II. Therefore it is crap.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-17-2007, 04:47 AM
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None of this is on Guitar Hero I or II. Therefore it is crap.
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I'm not Christian, but A-freaking-men. Guitar Hero = pure ownage. *highfives*
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-17-2007, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
PRAISE! GLORY!!
I wanted to start a thread with our favorite True Christian™ music recommendations.
Here are but a few of mine:
Brother's and Sister's please feel free to add your favorites for everyone's listening pleasure.
Delighted, Sister Thumper
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LOL I saw these album covers on a list of the best album covers of ALL TIME!!!....at the time i was wondering why so many of them appeared to be christian... NoW I kNoW!! LOL
FOMC, ROTFL!!
funniest thing I have read all day, thanks for the laugh *giggle* i needed that.. LOL!
oh btw, my favorite albums are these:
umm....I can't think of any off the top of my head right now, but please; be sure to check back soon, and I will most definitely have posted some more.
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nything by ACDC, Black Sabbath, Alice Cooper and the crazy world of arthur brown brilliant!
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YaY! I agree with you!!!
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-18-2007, 01:40 AM
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I'm not Christian, but A-freaking-men. Guitar Hero = pure ownage. *highfives*
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Sah-weeeeeet!! *high-fives* Like Guitar Hero says: YOU ROCK!
Not only do I play the guitar for it, but I sing along with the songs. Haha!
"Woman" by Wolfmother, "Radium Eyes" by Count Zero, and "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath -- those are my JAMS.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-18-2007, 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted by GothicDragon
LOL I saw these album covers on a list of the LAMEST!! album covers of ALL TIME!!!....at the time i was wondering why so many of them appeared to be christian... NoW I kNoW!! LOL
FOMC, ROTFL!!
funniest thing I have read all day, thanks for the laugh *giggle* i needed that.. LOL!
oh btw, my favorite albums are these:
umm....I can't think of any off the top of my head right now, but please; be sure to check back soon, and I will most definitely have posted some more.
YaY! I agree with you!!!
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-18-2007, 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Bernal
Sah-weeeeeet!! *high-fives* Like Guitar Hero says: YOU ROCK!
Not only do I play the guitar for it, but I sing along with the songs. Haha!
"Woman" by Wolfmother, "Radium Eyes" by Count Zero, and "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath -- those are my JAMS.
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I love Guitar Hero, even though I'm not that good. I'm getting better though. I wish I could sing along with the songs. My singing voice = X_x
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-18-2007, 03:23 PM
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STOP CHANGING MY SIGNATURE AND POSTS!!!! (delete them if you need to but STOP CHANGING THEM!!!)
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I'm sorry, did someone edit your previous post to make it appear as though you liked unspeakably queer "music"? Tell me what wholesome albums you originally listed and I'd be glad to change it back for you.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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