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Mayor of Freehold
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Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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No Donald Trump Masks in Freehold -
10-21-2018, 09:43 PM
For some reason, there are still people in Freehold who celebrate Satan's day, Halloween. I do not approve of it.
But, for those who do, I have issued a directive to the Freehold PD that anyone wearing a mask depicting our beloved President be brought to Headquarters for questioning. If our staff is busy, it may be a while before you are free to go home. This is a serious warning.
Why would I issue such a directive you may ask? Because such a mask is disrespectful. I want Freehold to be the best and most Trump City in the U.S.A.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: No Donald Trump Masks in Freehold -
10-22-2018, 12:12 AM
Does this apply to people who keep cardboard cutouts of Donald Trump? Asking for a friend.
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: No Donald Trump Masks in Freehold -
10-22-2018, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleReader2231
Does this apply to people who keep cardboard cutouts of Donald Trump? Asking for a friend.
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I suppose it depends on what the friend is doing with these cutouts (and why multiple cutouts, instead of a single one, are necessary). While worshiping these cutouts would be rather over the board, I don't think that excessive touching (you know, embracing, squeezing, etc) would be considered healthy behavior, either.
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Re: No Donald Trump Masks in Freehold -
10-22-2018, 12:38 AM
It is saluted at every morning. I know he used to brag about it when he was at a Trump rally. He's my neighbor.
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Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Canada
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Re: No Donald Trump Masks in Freehold -
10-22-2018, 01:27 AM
I am not a fan of Donald Trump, and that mask looks awful. God, please forgive me for being judgmental.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: No Donald Trump Masks in Freehold -
10-22-2018, 01:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BibleReader2231
Does this apply to people who keep cardboard cutouts of Donald Trump? Asking for a friend.
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It applies to people who live in Freehold, as our dear Mayor explained. However, now I'm curious about who in my fair city has been harboring affection for Satan's Holy Day. I would like to know what the City Counsel will be doing to ferret out those who pose a threat to our Blessings by inviting demons into town. Surely this requires more than a passing check to see who has been ditching church or being lax on their tithing. This is our eternal lives at stake here!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: No Donald Trump Masks in Freehold -
10-22-2018, 08:21 AM
I can’t imagine anyone in Freehold having this mask for anything but showing reverence to the Donald.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,171
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: No Donald Trump Masks in Freehold -
10-23-2018, 03:45 AM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
I can’t imagine anyone in Freehold having this mask for anything but showing reverence to the Donald.
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The thing is, wearing a mask is disrespectful. I would not mind if parents bought their children large posters they could hold high while walking around Freehold. Children love President Donald so they would be happy to do this. Large posters of his image like this would be most respective:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: No Donald Trump Masks in Freehold -
10-23-2018, 08:21 AM
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you guys. I think it should be all Donald Trump masks, all the time. Donald Trump masks should be the most popular masks sold on Halloween, ever. Any kid with a Donald Trump mask who come to my door gets extra candy.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: No Donald Trump Masks in Freehold -
09-23-2019, 02:50 PM
After last years fiasco when EX VP Biden stopped in town and there were reports of him salivating in peoples ears, we have decided no Biden masks, even though they are terrifying. Please, lets stay with the ever popular Jesus on a stick, Hitler, Satan and Hillary costume, available as a mask or a complete outfit over at Miss Pickings Bible and Ten Cent Sundries (at the galleria at the God's Creations Mall, 2nd floor next to Big and Tall).
Witch Hunting licenses are also available for all men over the age of ten or anyone with a valid NRA card. Silver and above members of the Chrystal Cathedral™ will automatically receive license every male family member over the age of two as they enter Church on the sixth of October. Remember, no cheating! God is watching!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,171
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: No Donald Trump Masks in Freehold -
09-21-2020, 01:14 AM
If children and adults are going to participate in Helloween this year, pass on the Donald Trump masks. There are plenty of Joe Biden masks and using them to ridicule socialism and homer rights is an opportunity we should not pass up. Here is one:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Location: Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry, Redding, CA
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Re: No Donald Trump Masks in Freehold -
09-21-2020, 05:10 AM
Nobody should wear any kind of mask.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for Vice President in 2024
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Posts: 4,895
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
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Re: No Donald Trump Masks in Freehold -
09-21-2020, 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWJDnow
Nobody should wear any kind of mask.
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Oh, how this is exactly right, Dear! I couldn't agree with you more.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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