[Ph0enix808]

10 reasons why football is a part of the gay agenda


#10. Coordinated outfits and matching accessories -- move past the matching uniforms and helmets -- but now there is coordinated gear to wear under your pads so your long sleeves match the uniform, colored athletic tape, arm pads, etc.

#9. A team of older men wearing striped outfits with yellow hankies blowing whistles and waving their arms . . . big ol' queens there.

#8. While everyone generally wears underwear that covers their entire rear, the undergarment designed for football is assless.

#7. Have you SEEN the tight, revealing metallic pants that the players wear ? ? ? ? Who do you think DESIGNED those puppies?

#6. When the ball goes out of the back of the endzone, you get a touch back (think about it for a minute -- it'll make sense).

#5. Three words -- The Locker Room

#4. Think real hard about how the ball is put into play . . . you'll see what I mean. Unless your team is a bunch of wusses and just does the shotgun.

#3. "Wide Receivers" and "Tight Ends" sound more like the cast of performers in a gay hardcore film.

#2. The innuendos by the sportscasters -- in one broadcast you might hear: "He really stuck it in there," "They rammed it in through the crease," or "They shoved it down their throats" . . . The list is virtually ENDLESS.

And #1 -- The congratulatory "Ass Slap" at the end of a good play and a successful game.

[Ty The Brown-Nosed Half-Wit]

10 reasons why you're a <<<insult removed>>>


#10. Who really gives a <<<insult removed>>>
about players wearing coordinated outfits and matching accessories. Those players make more money then you, have more woman then you and have more kids looking up to them then you. Have the football players ever personally harm you, uhhhhh no. Then shut the <<<insult removed>>>
up.


#9. Those "older man wearing striped outfits with yellow hankies", those are called refs (or referees). Seriously you really have no clue who a <<<insult removed>>>
referee is. You're more unamerican then Osama Bin Laden.


#8. Those "assless" underwear is called compression,it prevents cramping. Obviously you don't know because you're <<<insult removed>>>
and laughable mind thinks that football makes people gay.


#7. Obviously smart people designated this to not fatigue the players with sweat. Now come non of y'all <<<insult removed>>>
about ladies wearing compressed volleyball shorts.


#6. Funny joke, you must like watching Minecraft let's plays (which is a sin). Endzone means the end of the football field boundaries. Touchback means the ball is dead, essentially out of play.


#5. Whats wrong with Locker Rooms, you've probably flashed your <<<explicative deleted>>> in front of other people at the local gym, right?


#4. That being "under center". You probably don't know what that is because you don't even know who a <<<insult removed>>>
ref is.


#3. "Jesus" sounds more like a <<<homosexual fantasy removed>>>.


#2. You're "innuendos" is just an illusion of your dirty, unpure mind. Don't even know why those <<<insult removed>>>
even accepted you as a member.


#1. You probably got a congratulatory <<<homosexual incestuous fantasy removed>>> by you're papa, so you really can not say <<<explicative deleted>>>.


Here's my biblical evidence for all of this.


TRUTH 4:20 - Your face looks like a <<<insult removed>>>

[Ph0enix808]

Originally Posted by Ty The Brown-Nosed Half-Wit

10 reasons why you're a <<<insult removed>>>


#10. Who really gives a <<<insult removed>>>
about players wearing coordinated outfits and matching accessories. Those players make more money then you, have more woman then you and have more kids looking up to them then you. Have the football players ever personally harm you, uhhhhh no. Then shut the <<<insult removed>>>
up.


#9. Those "older man wearing striped outfits with yellow hankies", those are called refs (or referees). Seriously you really have no clue who a <<<insult removed>>>
referee is. You're more unamerican then Osama Bin Laden.


#8. Those "assless" underwear is called compression,it prevents cramping. Obviously you don't know because you're <<<insult removed>>>
and laughable mind thinks that football makes people gay.


#7. Obviously smart people designated this to not fatigue the players with sweat. Now come non of y'all <<<insult removed>>>
about ladies wearing compressed volleyball shorts.


#6. Funny joke, you must like watching Minecraft let's plays (which is a sin). Endzone means the end of the football field boundaries. Touchback means the ball is dead, essentially out of play.


#5. Whats wrong with Locker Rooms, you've probably flashed your <<<explicative deleted>>> in front of other people at the local gym, right?


#4. That being "under center". You probably don't know what that is because you don't even know who a <<<insult removed>>>
ref is.


#3. "Jesus" sounds more like a <<<homosexual fantasy removed>>>.


#2. You're "innuendos" is just an illusion of your dirty, unpure mind. Don't even know why those <<<insult removed>>>
even accepted you as a member.


#1. You probably got a congratulatory <<<homosexual incestuous fantasy removed>>> by you're papa, so you really can not say <<<explicative deleted>>>.


Here's my biblical evidence for all of this.


TRUTH 4:20 - Your face looks like a <<<insult removed>>>

It seems like someone needs Jesus

[Nobar King]

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