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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
12-22-2015, 02:45 PM
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my 6 year old son up for bids. msg me if you want more info if interested
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also my step son is availible. only 1 needs going hes 9
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This thread is for daughters, not sons. Also, none of the True Christians™ here would dream of marrying their daughters to someone who is UnSaved. 2 Corinthians 6:14. Please head over to the Introduction Forum to tell us about yourself.
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02-03-2016, 10:34 AM
Man you guys are ***removed potty language*** disgusting. Selling your daughters? ***removed more potty language***RETARDS I HOPE YOU BURN IN YOUR ***lots of potty language characteristic of a retarded self-abusing teen*** BY JESUS.
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02-03-2016, 02:55 PM
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Man you guys are ***removed potty language*** disgusting. Selling your daughters? ***removed more potty language***RETARDS I HOPE YOU BURN IN YOUR ***lots of potty language characteristic of a retarded self-abusing teen*** BY JESUS.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
02-05-2016, 11:51 PM
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This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.
It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.
How much do you guys think I could get for her?
She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night when she reaches the age of consent or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.
She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.
Any serious bids from True Christians will be considered.
You can't make her work out in the field. If you buy her for a wife you have to provide for her for the rest of her natural life, so please don't take this lightly. If you are buying her for your son, please make sure he likes her because otherwise you cannot return her.
Exodus 21:7-10 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he has dealt deceitfully with her.
And if he has betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
If he takes him another wife; her food, her clothing, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
God Bless,
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Mr.Jones I am a 26 year old God-fearing Baptist man from Alabama, and I would love to purchase your daughter. I live my life only to serve the Lord, and spread his message, but it is my Christian duty to have children, and raise them to be Godly soldiers of Christ. (Genesis 1:28) I could probably get 25-30 kids out of your daughter before her ovaries dry up from the looks of her.
I will treat your daughter right also. I will be able to provide daily beatings in accordance with Proverbs 23:14, and I will be the head of the house, and your daughter. (Ephesians. 5:23)
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
02-08-2016, 12:40 PM
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Mr.Jones I am a 26 year old God-fearing Baptist man from Alabama, and I would love to purchase your daughter. I live my life only to serve the Lord, and spread his message, but it is my Christian duty to have children, and raise them to be Godly soldiers of Christ. (Genesis 1:28) I could probably get 25-30 kids out of your daughter before her ovaries dry up from the looks of her.
I will treat your daughter right also. I will be able to provide daily beatings in accordance with Proverbs 23:14, and I will be the head of the house, and your daughter. (Ephesians. 5:23)
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I would be willing to pay about 35000 dollars for her if she can cook, and is obedient.
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
02-08-2016, 02:00 PM
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I would be willing to pay about 35000 dollars for her if she can cook, and is obedient.
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May I ask, what happened to your previous wife, the one you married a few days ago?
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02-08-2016, 05:40 PM
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Perhaps she managed to escape?
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
02-08-2016, 10:56 PM
Sometimes fancy packaging helps them sell faster. Not all kids are cute - some need a little something extra.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
02-09-2016, 03:21 AM
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I made that post before i was married, but thank you for your concern.
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
02-09-2016, 04:12 AM
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I made that post before i was married, but thank you for your concern.
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You know we can see the time-stamp from your posts, right dear?
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02-09-2016, 04:43 AM
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You know we can see the time-stamp from your posts, right dear?
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Im sorry Mrs. Etheldreda I must have posted it by mistake. I've been very stressed lately, and have not been thinking too clearly. My apologies
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
02-14-2016, 04:28 AM
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Man you guys are ***removed potty language*** disgusting. Selling your daughters? ***removed more potty language***RETARDS I HOPE YOU BURN IN YOUR ***lots of potty language characteristic of a retarded self-abusing teen*** BY JESUS.
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Have fun burning in hell you pottymouth!
Revelation 21:8
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
02-21-2016, 06:48 PM
Is the bid still open? I have $50,000 and am in need of a wife for my True Christian twin brother, whose name is Jesus.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
02-21-2016, 07:04 PM
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Is the bid still open? I have $50,000 and am in need of a wife for my True Christian twin brother, whose name is Jesus.
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So you admit you're a mexican then?
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
02-27-2016, 06:50 PM
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Man you guys are ***removed potty language*** disgusting. Selling your daughters? ***removed more potty language***RETARDS I HOPE YOU BURN IN YOUR ***lots of potty language characteristic of a retarded self-abusing teen*** BY JESUS.
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Friend, while on the surface, it may seem odd to off-load an unwanted family member. But consider this.
I have a very large family. Women are weak and have few abilities or skills beyond toilet scrubbing or cooking me a meal. Do I really need 15 females? Doesn't that come across as a bit greedy?
James 4:3
Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume it upon your lusts.
Now, there are plenty of people who are alone in the world. Should I deny them the opportunity to have clean toilets or a hot meal?
Would it be cruel to toss out an unwanted female like a used Kleenex? Selling one gives them a sense of worth, false as it may be.
Jeremiah 29:11
For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
03-02-2016, 08:46 PM
Why would you want to sell your daughter? If you do, she might feel as if you never loved her, or maybe grow depressed. That's not what I would want for my child.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
03-02-2016, 08:58 PM
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Why would you want to sell your daughter? If you do, she might feel as if you never loved her, or maybe grow depressed. That's not what I would want for my child.
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A man is entitled to earn a living by the work he does with his hands. Or in this case, his manhood. Sheesh.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
03-02-2016, 09:23 PM
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Why would you want to sell your daughter? If you do, she might feel as if you never loved her, or maybe grow depressed. That's not what I would want for my child.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
06-18-2016, 11:01 PM
Sir your daughter is your own flesh and blood not some slave you can sell for money. You are horrible father to even try such a thing. Your daughter is a human being with right's.
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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
06-19-2016, 04:03 PM
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Sir your daughter is your own flesh and blood not some slave you can sell for money. You are horrible father to even try such a thing. Your daughter is a human being with right's.
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Why do you hate Jesus?
Exodus 21:7-11
7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
8 If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
9 And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
10 If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
11 And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.
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