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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
Mary worshipping Cathylics 1,661 6.51%
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus) 2,544 9.97%
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos 871 3.42%
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion 1,577 6.18%
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers 5,204 20.40%
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs 2,852 11.18%
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own. 4,556 17.86%
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats 1,205 4.72%
Self Proclaimed Psychologists 263 1.03%
Peak Oil / Emo Economics 238 0.93%
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah) 1,776 6.96%
Spaghetti-worshiping fools 1,919 7.52%
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists. 830 3.25%
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists 9 0.04%
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-02-2010, 10:12 AM

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Thank you for your suggestion. We have a new contender.
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Revelation 13:1-2 "1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. 2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority."
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Thumbs down Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-07-2010, 12:28 AM

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[ . . . ] I'd say that Scientology is the worst religion.
Scientology is one of WikiLeaks greatest stories.


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In 2008, Wikileaks published "the collected secret 'bibles' of Scientology", including some of internal workings and strange practices of the controversial Church. It showed that there were eight "levels" of "Operating Thetans", with Level Eight being the highest, that Scientologists can aspire to. It also instructed adherents to carry out difficult-to-understand "drills" including: "Find a tight packed crowd of people. Write it as a crowd and then as individuals until you have a cognition. Note it down." The drills were written by the Church founder L Ron Hubbard himself. Lawyers for the Church of Scientology attempted to force Wikileaks to take the information down, calling it the "Advanced Technology of the Scientology religion", but the site refused.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-07-2010, 02:50 AM

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Well, I wasn't sure what else to call the religion that all of you baptists follow. Baptism sounded right, even though it is also a word referring to the ritual of putting magic water on someones head for some reason.
How about "Christianity"?

And why would it be on a list of FALSE religions?
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Ah, back before Julian Asswipeange decided to become an anti-Western terrorist.


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-22-2010, 04:01 AM

My fight is against mainly against catholics, since it was them that murdered my friend.

My disgust is towards scientology. They promote the use of technology, which has been shown multiple times to lead towards the snarling fingers of the devil. The word science is in the name! Science takes away from faith in HIM.

It is also the choice religion for much of Homosexual Hollywood. The scum filled land of treachery has been the source of much satanic beliefs. I believe that scientology is just another one of the lies and devilish schemes they concocted to ensnare our youth.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-22-2010, 04:05 AM

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My fight is against mainly against catholics, since it was them that murdered my friend.

My disgust is towards scientology. They promote the use of technology, which has been shown multiple times to lead towards the snarling fingers of the devil. The word science is in the name! Science takes away from faith in HIM.
Scientology has nothing to do with science. It is a made up religion by a science fiction writer.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-22-2010, 04:12 AM

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Scientology has nothing to do with science. It is a made up religion by a science fiction writer.
While this is true, the methods used by them to treat their members is based on "scientific thinking".

They use this machine called an E-meter to measure how miserable you are. Well, to them I say, you can not measure misery through a machine, only through the distance between you and HIM.

HE is transcendent of all machines, and the mere notion that he can be measured by one (If it is measuring misery, then it is clearly measuring your lack of HIM), then you are being as blasphemous as those that worship the devil.

Then, they use a "scientifically proved method" (their words, not mine) to reduce your misery. This process has no readings from the Book. No prayer service. no sacrifice. How can one possibly remove their misery without this? There is no other way to become closer to HIM.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-22-2010, 11:03 PM

Although I voted for "Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers" I'm missing "Liberals" as a choice option,because

Liberalism is the worst False Religion in the entirely Universe!


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-24-2010, 08:07 AM

Are you people for real, dont you see that your drowning in hate?
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-24-2010, 03:26 PM

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Are you people for real, dont you see that your drowning in hate?
We hate evil - just as God intends!

Romans 12:9 Love must be sincere. Hate what is evil; cling to what is good.

Psalm 97:10 Let those who love the LORD hate evil, for he guards the lives of his faithful ones and delivers them from the hand of the wicked.

Amos 5:15 Hate evil, love good; maintain justice in the courts. Perhaps the LORD God Almighty will have mercy on the remnant of Joseph.

Proverbs 8:13 To fear the LORD is to hate evil; I hate pride and arrogance, evil behavior and perverse speech.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-24-2010, 04:31 PM

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Are you people for real, dont you see that your drowning in hate?
On the contrary, we are wallowing in Christ's love!

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If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-24-2010, 07:11 PM

Where the hell is the option for "true christian"? that should be on top of the list. its the most obvious answer.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-25-2010, 01:08 AM

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Where the hell is the option for "true christian"? that should be on top of the list. its the most obvious answer.
Wow, you were only the 154th person to say this on here. You must be really clever.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-25-2010, 01:55 AM

My top 3 of the worst religions:
1) The islam
2) Wicca and other naked fantasy stuff
3) Scientology
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2) Wicca and other naked fantasy stuff
3) Scientology
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-26-2010, 05:33 AM

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Wow, you were only the 154th person to say this on here. You must be really clever.
So i am the 154th person to actually mention the truth? I am quite impressed with that.

I guess not everyone here are mormons then.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-26-2010, 05:40 AM

Muslims, since they breed like piffleing gerbils and will overflow and overthrow Europe in the near future. The USA is just barely safe from thyis.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-26-2010, 06:01 AM

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So i am the 154th person to actually mention the truth? I am quite impressed with that.

I guess not everyone here are mormons then.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-26-2010, 05:00 PM

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Nobody here is Mormon. This is a Baptist forum. Don't you know the difference?
mormons*

Why does this forum not have an edit button. how stupid.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-26-2010, 05:05 PM

WTF? wow this forum automatically replaces m0rm0ns with mormons.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-26-2010, 05:14 PM

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WTF? wow this forum automatically replaces m0rm0ns with mormons.
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Are you on drugs?
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