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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
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Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
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Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
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Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
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Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
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Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
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Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
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Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
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Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
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Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
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Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
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Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
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Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
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Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-27-2007, 05:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Sailor Chaos
Ok, yeah. I didn't read all of it. But even if some or one Jew/s did, that doesn't mean we should blame them all forever.
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May I ask exactly why you are here, sailor princess? If you haven't read the Bible at all, it seems odd that you would waltz into our Godly forum. Are you seeking to repent of your sinful ways and learn about Christ's temporary sacrifice?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-27-2007, 06:18 PM
Wheeee! Now I get to be a princess! I like this forum <3! You guys are funny! 
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-28-2007, 12:42 PM
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Wheeee! Now I get to be a princess! I like this forum <3! You guys are funny!
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You'll get to be satan's roadkill if you don't turn your life over to Jesus, and I mean now. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-28-2007, 04:02 PM
Ok. I will. Sounds fun. So who is this Mr. Jesus guy anyway?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-28-2007, 10:31 PM
Who cares what people of other religions believe, there is no 'worst' catogory for them. They just dont believe the right stuff, thats all.
I helped save a friend who used to be muslim, after a long time I helped her to understand many different things (English isnt her first language) so she had difficulty in understanding it. It took a lot of prayer. But now she loves the true God. Why did I never give up? God told me to keep helping her. Apperently, there was a reason that she needed to be converted, and the way NOT to do it was by being nasty, but by having an unlimited supply of patience.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-18-2007, 01:37 AM
sence when is killing people a "Christian" thing to do? I mean realy Death should alwase be avoided if it can
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-18-2007, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by The Jedi Master
sence when is killing people a "Christian" thing to do?
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Since GOD told us to.
Exodus 31:15 Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.
If you go to work on Sunday, GOD says you deserve the chair. Any more stupid questions?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-18-2007, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Since GOD told us to.
Exodus 31:15 Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.
If you go to work on Sunday, GOD says you deserve the chair. Any more stupid questions?
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... and what if you need to work to feed your famley and dont have your day off on Sunday? hmmmm? yeah Your god realy dosent understand and mostlikely the real god would understand
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-18-2007, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by The Jedi Master
... and what if you need to work to feed your famley and dont have your day off on Sunday? hmmmm? yeah Your god realy dosent understand and mostlikely the real god would understand
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Your family will find it a lot harder getting food if their daddy's been stoned to death. If GOD wants you to spend a day in Church, then you'd better spend that day in Church if you know what's good for you. And where do you get your information about "the real god" from?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-18-2007, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Since GOD told us to.
Exodus 31:15 Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.
If you go to work on Sunday, GOD says you deserve the chair. Any more stupid questions?
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Since the Bible (at least the OT) was written by Jews, and the Jewish Sabbath is sundown Friday to sundown Saturday, not Sunday, shouldn't you be upset about people who work on those days?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-21-2007, 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted by The Jabba Master
sence when is killing people a "Christian" thing to do? I mean realy Death should alwase be avoided if it can
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-21-2007, 09:29 PM
Any and all religions are false.
As for worst.
What has Christianty done for me lately?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-21-2007, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Shalo'zier
What has Christianty done for me lately?
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Jesus Christ has guided you to this Forum.
It's more what you can do for Jesus that counts.
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-21-2007, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Shalo'zier
Any and all religions are false.
As for worst.
What has Christianty done for me lately?
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Are you currently being buggered by an exploding Arab? No? Then thank a Christian soldier.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-22-2007, 01:01 AM
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Are you currently being buggered by an exploding Arab? No? Then thank a Christian soldier.
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Actually.....
Nah, let's not go there.
I made you feel stupid enough for one day.
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06-22-2007, 09:53 AM
The Buddhist-Shintoist are the worst! I keeps telling my "room-mate" that he will burn in Hell if he doesn't give up Buddha and Ameratsu, but he says stuff like "Tolerance", "Enlightnment", "Many paths", And "diversity". I doan think he is a Buddhist OR Shintoist.... Usin swear words like "diversity" makes me think he is really a LIBERAL!  I've a mind to kick his Japanese arse right out of my bed! 
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06-22-2007, 10:49 AM
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I've a mind to kick his Japanese arse right out of my bed! |
If you doesn't mind me axin', why do he be in yo bed? And please, don't go inta too many details.
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-22-2007, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Bighair
The Buddhist-Shintoist are the worst! I keeps telling my "room-mate" that he will burn in Hell if he doesn't give up Buddha and Ameratsu, but he says stuff like "Tolerance", "Enlightnment", "Many paths", And "diversity". I doan think he is a Buddhist OR Shintoist.... Usin swear words like "diversity" makes me think he is really a LIBERAL! I've a mind to kick his Japanese arse right out of my bed! |
Ok boy, enough is enough. If you are fornicating with chinks who bow down to fat statues, then you are no Christian. And all this "bleeding nose" nonsense doesn't add up either. Jesus does not like being mocked, fool.
Your jokes won't be so funny down in the rape rooms of hell, poofta.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-23-2007, 08:39 PM
Accutally. There is no "worst" religion. A denomination is a denomination. And speaking of which, you guys aren't the only one's who believe that you are truly "Christian"
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-23-2007, 10:58 PM
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Accutally. There is no "worst" religion. A denomination is a denomination. And speaking of which, you guys aren't the only one's who believe that you are truly "Christian"
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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