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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-25-2009, 09:57 PM



The above photo was taken from a large telescope at the European Southern Observatory in Chile. Scientific proof that God exists, He has blue eyes, and He is watching you.


Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-25-2009, 11:56 PM

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We can know little directly of Heaven. However, all right-thinking people accept that it is the place to be. I should imagine that it is like life in the 1950s before Godlessness got hold of the world. Freckled boys and girls selling lemonade and delivering newspapers! Newspapers filled with good news – none of this drink, drugs, sex, civil rights, and rock and roll.

I, at one time, shared your concerns about “happy-clappy, turn-the-other-cheek, soft Christians” but then a pastor explained that these are the people who create a god in their own image and that we True Christians™ would have a grandstand seat, watching them being judged – apparently the expression on their faces as they crack the gates of Hell open, will be a sight to behold!
That is truly reassuring - God's love in all it's terrible judgement, separating the wheat from the chav...

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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-26-2009, 12:23 AM

The above photo was taken from a large telescope at the European Southern Observatory in Chile. Scientific proof that God exists, He has blue eyes, and He is watching you.[/quote]It's even more convincing when you see BOTH eyes!
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 05-02-2009, 12:17 AM

I think that this probably closes the argument: (where g= God)
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 05-08-2009, 03:36 AM

Hey, wait a second! THERE WASNT ANY PROOF IN THERE AT ALL!
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 05-08-2009, 03:48 AM

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you're a dumbass. im 13 and ill take you out broski. UFC style.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 05-08-2009, 04:00 AM

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you're a dumbass. im 13 and ill take you out broski. UFC style.
Your threats of assault have been noted and are being forwarded to the DoF, the FBI, and your local police. Better tell mom to hire a good lawyer, this time. This is going to cost a lot. How happy is your mom going to be after you blow all of your college funds on legal defense bills?

You should think about that before you go making threats like that.


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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 05-10-2009, 02:00 PM

Do you all recognize the names at the end of the video. Sam Harris, author of the book "The End of Faith", and Richard Dawkins, author of "The God Delusion", are both first class-atheists.
Don't you see the sarcasm of this video? And the funny tone in this video?
I think it is a good one, because this threat shows how narrow minded you all are.
Telling you've send the FBI the threads of a 13 yr old... You are punching people in there faces verbal, telling them your false belives.

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2. Do you love Allah as much as you love your own god?

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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 05-10-2009, 04:01 PM

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Two phrases; four words
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 05-10-2009, 04:32 PM

You have a lot of nerve asking those questions on Sunday, the Lord's day.


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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 05-11-2009, 06:22 AM

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I think that this probably closes the argument: (where g= God)
That doesn't prove anything. It just shows that you think that the scientific among us have a dogmatic belief in science and will take something that has math in it to be true. We're not that stupid.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 05-11-2009, 10:44 PM

It's not any lords day, it's Sun's day, sunday. But ok, now it's monday, would you like to answer now?

@Ezekiel Bathfire: iamyourgod is no child soldier, nor is he from Al-Quaida. He's one of your young fellow americans who just can't formulate his thoughts properly. btw: those are no real sentences. Just two words, nothing more, nothing less.

And thank YOU, Elizabeth. I thought the same thing.. But try to explain that to these subjects of creationism.

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That doesn't prove anything. It just shows that you think that the scientific among us have a dogmatic belief in science and will take something that has math in it to be true.
I think you have taken the first step towards rejecting science and accepting pure unthinking Faith! Well Done!

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@Ezekiel Bathfire: iamyourgod is no child soldier, nor is he from Al-Quaida. He's one of your young fellow americans who just can't formulate his thoughts properly.
A retard? They are the worst - You never have any idea what they will do next.
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What are you going on about? Who said anything about sentences?

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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 05-12-2009, 01:26 AM

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I think you have taken the first step towards rejecting science and accepting pure unthinking Faith! Well Done!
Sorry, no such luck. I will never reject science. I just don't automatically believe anything that sounds remotely scientific. I know it may seem so to you uneducated folk, but math and science aren't just a bunch of random numbers and equations thrown together in an attempt to look smart. Believe it or not, those numbers and equations are derived from observations, and they actually mean something! If you could give me an equation that proves the existence of god and explain to me how you derived it, I would open-minded. That "proof" wasn't science. It was a random equation thrown together in an attempt to appeal to us scientists.
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Sorry, no such luck. I will never reject science. I just don't automatically believe anything that sounds remotely scientific. I know it may seem so to you uneducated folk, but math and science aren't just a bunch of random numbers and equations thrown together in an attempt to look smart. Believe it or not, those numbers and equations are derived from observations, and they actually mean something! If you could give me an equation that proves the existence of god and explain to me how you derived it, I would open-minded. That "proof" wasn't science. It was a random equation thrown together in an attempt to appeal to us scientists.
Lol. I have studied chemicals and science for a while, and I cannot deny it disgusted me a little. On the other hand, it was hilarious!!
Scientists that think it matters going to 0°K, black holes emiting radiation, cryonics, wormholes, all things that MAY be happening or once happen. All childish dreams, made up to try and discredit Jesus.

They are all in THEORY. Now, take the Bible! It is filled with evidence for many things that happened, backed up by multiple people. And they are actual PROOF. Not just a bunch of scientists that get high with each other, then do a bit of wavey-wavey with the magic wand they believe in, and write a theory down that doesnt make sense at all and cant be prooved, but sounds very interesting. Sure they make "observations", but then they continue in their fantasy and think up a nonsense story.

For example, look at these names:
- Stringtheory
- Superstringtheory
- M-theory
- Quantumtheory of gravity
- General relativity theory
- Special relativity theory
- Brane cosmology theory
- Supersymmetry theory

And I could go on like that for a while, and yes, I know something about all of them. I can Assure you they are nothing more than a joke to keep atheists happy.

So how exactly are those theory's "proof"? Hahaha!
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Sorry, no such luck. I will never reject science. I just don't automatically believe anything that sounds remotely scientific. I know it may seem so to you uneducated folk, but math and science aren't just a bunch of random numbers and equations thrown together in an attempt to look smart. Believe it or not, those numbers and equations are derived from observations, and they actually mean something! If you could give me an equation that proves the existence of god and explain to me how you derived it, I would open-minded. That "proof" wasn't science. It was a random equation thrown together in an attempt to appeal to us scientists.
Really? Mathematic equations are nothing but tautologies based purely on analytical a priori knowledge – the predicate is already contained in the subject and is independent of experience. While, your sciences are nothing but assumptions based on limited experiences. And when it comes to a science like physics, the world around us is ultimately reduced to poetry – wave-particle duality, multiverse, Schrodinger’s cat, entanglement, etc. So professor why don't you take at look at your own assumptions before attacking the faith of others.


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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 05-16-2009, 05:01 AM

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Oh, yes, utterly convincing. Oh, so convincing, a badly made video with text flashing one person's opinion. If you accept such as proof, then give me a bit of time and I'll show you 'proof' that the president's wife is actually a baboon. (It's already been proven many a time that he himself bears a close resemblance to our apelike ancestors).
Well, Sister. Just because Michelle looks a little like a Baboon doesn't mean that she is one. After all Darwin looked like an albino Gorilla, and had about the same amount of brains, but that doesn't mean that Darwin was one... does it?
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 05-16-2009, 05:30 AM

Sorry, Lizzy. Seems to me like you are the uneducated one here. According to you matter can not be created or destroyed. Well here is a little math that disproves that: E = MC^2.
You don't need to reject science. There is 'good' science, provable science out there. Rejecting God is not science. You cannot prove that there is no God no matter how hard you try. If you don't know why ask me and I will give you philosophic reasoning from atheists like yourself that will prove why you cannot disprove God.
Believing that evilution is a fact is not science either. Macro evilution has never, and never well be (my opinion), proven in a laboratory. All species are very well defined and all very much different from each other. If evilution were true these species, it seems to me, would be blurred. Until scientists create life under laboratory conditions the prime premise of evilution is very much in question. That is that life can come from non-life. Until this is proven the entire theory of evilution is not even a good theory. Anyone that believes otherwise is not a true scientist. It is unfortunate that most scientists are also atheists. Even worse they are atheists that are so unsure of their position that they are afraid to question any part of it lest they come face to face with an angry God. That is why in the early 19th century Science bought into the 'rags to rats' theory. When Pastuer disproved this, and all other spontaneous life theorys the atheists were overjoyed that Darwin gave them something they can hang onto.
Actually, it wouldn't bother me too much if scientists would confine their sloppy science just to evilution. Now, they have let it boil over into other, more important, areas. In the 1970s scientists were saying that 'global cooling' was just around the corner and the next ice age was imminent. hmmmm. The mormon, Sagen, predicted that if oil fields burned disaster would happen within 2 or 3 years. Well, the oil fields burned but instead of global cooling we have global warming. What happened Karl? Another stupid theory shot to pieces?
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 05-18-2009, 02:22 AM

i simply believe the bible, its discussions about the creation of the world and how revelations tell us about the last days. without this proofs and so, my faith goes strongly with the belief of God, none of us, may it be through science and discoveries, can actually prove something that our minds are just capable... we are limited... as God intented us to be.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 05-18-2009, 02:25 AM

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i simply believe the bible, its discussions about the creation of the world and how revelations tell us about the last days. without this proofs and so, my faith goes strongly with the belief of God, none of us, may it be through science and discoveries, can actually prove something that our minds are just capable... we are limited... as God intented us to be.
Well said. Believe the Bible, every word, and nothing can go wrong.

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