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Default Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God? - 06-12-2009, 11:15 PM

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Pardon? the unicorns was said to be a horse with a single horn, and as such would have had a non-cloven hoof that is solid like that of a horse
A common mistake. A unicorn is a completely different creature from a horse.

De:33:17: His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.

Job:39:10: Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

Isa:34:7: And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.


Note the cloven hooves and also the shaggy mane. This prevented atheists from selling horses as unicorns - God thought of everything when He created them.
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A common mistake. A unicorn is a completely different creature from a horse.

De:33:17: His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.

Job:39:10: Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

Isa:34:7: And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.


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The Bible is not a fairy tale. Are there any fairies in it? No. Well, with the exception of Sodom and Gomorrah, but that was to illustrate a moral lesson.

IF there is so much so-called "evidence" of the FSM of which you speak, how come the leading scientists in the world support Literal Biblical Creation? Even the atheists and God-Mockers don't support the FSM theory of creation. Richard Dawkins, the Anti-Christ himself, doesn't believe in God...nor the FSM.
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But then I thought back to one of our pictures taken with the Hubble Space Telescope; you can see it at:

This picture shows the nebula IC 4406, which as you can see is filled with Noodly structures! Not only does this image scientifically PROVE the existence of the FSM, I believe it shows His home in space.”
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I can tell you're a young one. You don't know anything about a "wonderful being" and "learning the true way" once you've read Marx, Dworkin, and Foucault.



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What has the Bible, a collection of lies and myths, got to do with finding the true way?
I consider this to be the the single most offensive post I have seen. The very essence of God is Truth.

Look at this verse:

1Pe:1:1: Peter, an apostle of Jesus Christ, to the strangers scattered throughout Pontus, Galatia, Cappadocia, Asia, and Bithynia,

Now all those awkwardly named places existed and Peter did write his letters from there. We know because Landover has some of the envelopes with stamps on them in the Museum as proof.

You must therefore confess that there is nothing at all mythical about The Holy Bible which is filled with factness.

Look at this verse:

Da:4:4: I Nebuchadnezzar was at rest in mine house, and flourishing in my palace:
Da:4:5: I saw a dream which made me afraid, and the thoughts upon my bed and the visions of my head troubled me.


Are you saying Nebuchadnezzar was mythical and no one ever dreams?

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I consider this to be the the single most offensive post I have seen. The very essence of God is Truth.

Look at this verse:

1Pe:1:1: Peter, an apostle of Jesus Christ, to the strangers scattered throughout Pontus, Galatia, Cappadocia, Asia, and Bithynia,

Now all those awkwardly named places existed and Peter did write his letters from there. We know because Landover has some of the envelopes with stamps on them in the Museum as proof.

You must therefore confess that there is nothing at all mythical about The Holy Bible which is filled with factness.

Look at this verse:

Da:4:4: I Nebuchadnezzar was at rest in mine house, and flourishing in my palace:
Da:4:5: I saw a dream which made me afraid, and the thoughts upon my bed and the visions of my head troubled me.


Are you saying Nebuchadnezzar was mythical and no one ever dreams?

My suggestion is that you broaden your diet away from noodly things.
Did Janet and John really exist, we are told about them in the Janet and John books, but without external sources to confirm their existence, mention of then in their own books is no proof.

http://www.janetandjohn.com/

The same goes for anything you quote from YOUR book, just because it say is in there does not make it so.

YOU may truly believe that one book, but just quoting it does not actually offer any proof of anything.

I have my book, but I can show you noodle evidence from independent sources supporting the existence of a Noodle based deity.


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Default Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God? - 06-13-2009, 08:55 PM

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Did Janet and John really exist, we are told about them in the Janet and John books, but without external sources to confirm their existence, mention of then in their own books is no proof.

http://www.janetandjohn.com/

The same goes for anything you quote from YOUR book, just because it say is in there does not make it so.

YOU may truly believe that one book, but just quoting it does not actually offer any proof of anything.

I have my book, but I can show you noodle evidence from independent sources supporting the existence of a Noodle based deity.
Silly sod! "Janet and John' are clearly an invention of the Liberal left to spread the homersexural agenda, successfully it seems, in the UK!

The Bible, on the other hand, is a history book written about real people and real places. Everyone in it can be identified in history and every place it mentions really existed or still exists. You can't deny it. It speaks of Rome, the JOOS, the Egyptians. They are here, just as it says. It explains the creation of Heaven and earth and of everything on earth. And we are here, so you can't deny that either. Thus it is impossible to deny the existence of God who caused the book to be written correctly (without the papist claptrap) as the King James Version 1611 specifically for the Landover Baptist church.


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Silly sod! "Janet and John' are clearly an invention of the Liberal left to spread the homersexural agenda. Clearly it has been very successful in the UK!

The Bible, on the other hand, is a history book written about real people and real places. Everyone in it can be identified in history and every place it mentions really existed or still exists. You can't deny it. It speaks of Rome, the JOOS, the Egyptians. They are here, just as it says. It explains the creation of Heaven and earth and of everything on earth. And we are here, so you can't deny that either. Thus it is impossible to deny the existence of God who caused the book to be written correctly (without the papist claptrap) as the King James Version 1611 specifically for the Landover Baptist church.
If also speaks of Jesus who no one at the time noticed, so can't have been that big of a deal. It also speaks of the Walls of Jericho, A city that yes did exist, but the archeological evidence does not support the existence of any City Walls.
The Bible is just a collection of hearsay and myths and as such is no more valid an explanation of anything then Janet and John.


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Default Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God? - 06-14-2009, 12:52 AM

This video could equally be called "The Spaghetti Delusion."



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God? - 06-14-2009, 01:24 AM

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This video could equally be called "The Spaghetti Delusion."

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Default Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God? - 06-14-2009, 06:58 AM

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If also speaks of Jesus who no one at the time noticed, so can't have been that big of a deal. It also speaks of the Walls of Jericho, A city that yes did exist, but the archeological evidence does not support the existence of any City Walls.
The Bible is just a collection of hearsay and myths and as such is no more valid an explanation of anything then Janet and John.
Not at all. I mentioned before that the ex-JOO Flavius Josephus wrote a first-person account of Jesus in his tome "The war of the Jews". MANY people noticed at the time but they were JOOS who wanted to fight the Romans and Jesus knew that if they did, Jerusalem would be sacked and the temples destroyed. That's exactly what happened. Not only Jerusalem, but the Romans followed the rebels to Masada and did them a treat there. That MORE people didn't know was because there were no reporters embedded with the Roman army....except as disgusting homers and because there was no FOX news or Rush Goldbaugh.

As to the walls of Jericho, of course there is no trace left! The LORD GOD smited the walls to dust! All the more proof that the Bible is correct.


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Not at all. I mentioned before that the ex-JOO Flavius Josephus wrote a first-person account of Jesus in his tome "The war of the Jews". MANY people noticed at the time but they were JOOS who wanted to fight the Romans and Jesus knew that if they did, Jerusalem would be sacked and the temples destroyed. That's exactly what happened. Not only Jerusalem, but the Romans followed the rebels to Masada and did them a treat there. That MORE people didn't know was because there were no reporters embedded with the Roman army....except as disgusting homers and because there was no FOX news or Rush Goldbaugh.

As to the walls of Jericho, of course there is no trace left! The LORD GOD smited the walls to dust! All the more proof that the Bible is correct.
Josephus was not there at the time (born 37 AD) so how could he have given a first person account? he just wrote up nothing the made up stories people told him. No one at the time Jesus was meant to do his stuff wrote anything about it so can't have been that great. You would think if someone was raising the dead and turning water into wine someone would have mentioned it at the time.


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Would you care to cite them? just saying they exist does not carry any weight.
I always based my belief on the existance of a Christus, the son of God on this:
Suetonius (written AD 120) - "Since the [Christian] Jews were continually making disturbances at the instigation of Christus, he [Claudius] expelled them from Rome."

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http://www.geocities.com/metacrock2000/Jesus_pages/HistJesus4.htm

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Because the bible says so

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Because there are there is a gnostic church with books said to contain the description of Jesus' entire life.

That's it really, prove to me that any of those is wrong, not by interpretation but by facts, and that will convince me that there was no Christ.


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Default Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God? - 06-14-2009, 05:26 PM

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Josephus was not there at the time (born 37 AD) so how could he have given a first person account? he just wrote up nothing the made up stories people told him. No one at the time Jesus was meant to do his stuff wrote anything about it so can't have been that great. You would think if someone was raising the dead and turning water into wine someone would have mentioned it at the time.
How about all written first person accounts on what the apostles told.
They are indirect first person accounts of Jesus' existence.


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http://www.geocities.com/metacrock2000/Jesus_pages/HistJesus4.htm
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Tacitus was a Roman historian writing early in the 2nd century A.D.

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How about all written first person accounts on what the apostles told.
They are indirect first person accounts of Jesus' existence.
Still hearsay, not accounts written at the time.

Raise the dead, walk on water, feed 5000 with one fish supper, these are things that if they happened someone would have noticed and made a note of at the time.


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Default Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God? - 06-15-2009, 04:09 AM

It doesn't matter that the accounts of jesus's life aren't firsthand accounts. All that matters is that they were selected and compiled in the 17th century by some guy who claimed that god chose him to rule England and who also apparently wasn't chosen by god to have any sons to continue ruling England. Right?
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