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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word.
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10,110,719 |
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False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey.
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52 |
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Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus.
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53 |
0.00% |
False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one.
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64 |
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Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him.
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145 |
0.00% |
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys.
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911 |
0.01% |
I'm a queer. What's god?
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66 |
0.00% |
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-02-2012, 07:57 AM
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True, I don't. I thought it was your peoples Godly duty to try and sway me? From what I have seen on the site all you good christians so is place the damnation card as soon as you smell someone giving a different idea and pat yourselves on the back for being the majority.
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That's because it's what you want to see.
You hate God enough to pretend He doesn't exist, so of course you will only see negativity when we try to convince people that they are on a one-way track to eternal damnation.
Tell me, if you were driving in the fog toward a bridge that I knew was washed out, would you consider me rude to run out in the street waving and yelling, telling you to stop and that you were about to plunge into a raging river?
Is that 'judging' you?
Because we're running out, waving and yelling, telling you that you have chosen the path to an eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire, with no way to escape and not even the sweet release of death to look forward to . . . and you cry that you're being 'judged'.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-02-2012, 08:20 AM
You're no better than a doctor saying "take this medicine or you will die" when you know damn well you won't. And I do not hate God. I think it's a good idea. It's just not true.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-02-2012, 09:39 AM
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You're no better than a doctor saying "take this medicine or you will die" when you know damn well you won't. And I do not hate God. I think it's a good idea. It's just not true.
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Dear Jesus-hater,
I applaud you for recognizing that "doctors" are not to be trusted. If more people would rely on fervent prayer for their physical ailments, we wouldn't be in the mess we are in today.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-02-2012, 09:52 AM
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I wasn't guild stricken any more and did what I pleased.
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Thanks for admitting that becoming an atheist means you lose all concept of morality and turns you into a hedonistic monster!
Did you already kill a store employee to get the giant dildo for your gaysexual partner that you always wanted to have without paying? Or doesn't it please you to get stuff for free?
John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-02-2012, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by andrewsymonds
You're no better than a doctor saying "take this medicine or you will die" when you know damn well you won't. And I do not hate God. I think it's a good idea. It's just not true.
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That doctor doesn't have the certainty in his medicine that we have in Hell. Medical research notes don't carry the same weight as the inspired and scribed word of God.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-03-2012, 07:43 AM
There needs to be anther option added: "I believe in the only true religion, pastafarianism"
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-03-2012, 09:51 AM
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There needs to be anther option added: "I believe in the only true religion, pastafarianism"
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You joined just to post that? How desperately sad.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-03-2012, 12:34 PM
Why do you say "Agnostic Christian"? It's just "Agnostic", since an Agnostic like me needs proof. How are you so 100% convinced that god exists when there are proved science?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-03-2012, 12:46 PM
Dear existenz troll, I would ask you to properly introduce yourself and give us at least your favorite bible verse, but since God has smitten with retardism, I don't really see the point.
Can you post some links to science that has disproven God? Or any facts that back up whatever you were trying to say with: "How are you so 100% convinced that god exists when there are proved science?"
And for your info, you can be an agnostic Jew. Or an agnostic Hindu. Please read definitions of words before you tell us we use them wrong.
John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-04-2012, 07:10 PM
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-04-2012, 07:21 PM
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My opinion is you should use coherent sentences.
Proverbs 3:35
The wise shall inherit glory: but shame shall be the promotion of fools
YIC
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-06-2012, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I thought this might be a worthwhile exercise for all of the nay-sayers out there; the God-mockers who regularly infest our Christian forum. The Darwinistas have their " Dawkins scale" out there to demonstrate just how deeply they hate Jesus. Well Landover Baptist will not be outdone! This is your chance to prove to the world that America is a Christian country.
It goes without saying that every True Christian™ loves Jesus with all their heart and soul. I would invite them to describe in detail the manifestations of that love.
For those of you who are false Christians or weak-kneed liberals, I would urge you to think carefully before checking the box and posting. Jesus reads these pages each and every day. What you say here can and will be used against you, on Judgment Day.
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we atheists does not hate jesus and we're not questioning the fact that he has existed. No, we're questioning his divinity. Also we don't worship monkeys we just know that we share common ancestors. I'm not trying to provoke
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-06-2012, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Coldminds
we atheists does not hate jesus and we're not questioning the fact that he has existed. No, we're questioning his divinity. Also we don't worship monkeys we just know that we share common ancestors. I'm not trying to provoke
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2 Peter 1:3
According as his divine power hath given unto us all things that pertain unto life and godliness, through the knowledge of him that hath called us to glory and virtue:
If He was not divine then how do you explain His resurrection? Do YOU think that you are going to rise after being dead for three days. Good luck with that
YIC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-06-2012, 06:18 PM
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No, we don't worship anything
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-06-2012, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
2 Peter 1:3
According as his divine power hath given unto us all things that pertain unto life and godliness, through the knowledge of him that hath called us to glory and virtue:
If He was not divine then how do you explain His resurrection? Do YOU think that you are going to rise after being dead for three days. Good luck with that
YIC
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i don't think he resurrected
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-06-2012, 06:34 PM
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i don't think he resurrected
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Matthew 28:6 He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.
Or do you think they didn't look hard enough?
YIC
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-06-2012, 06:55 PM
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Matthew 28:6 He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.
Or do you think they didn't look hard enough?
YIC
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I don't think he was crucified in the first place
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-06-2012, 06:58 PM
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I don't think he was crucified in the first place
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Please quote the Scripture that says God (or anyone else) cares what you think.
If you have evidence supporting your belief, please cite it.
If you don't, please shut up.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-06-2012, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Please quote the Scripture that says God (or anyone else) cares what you think.
If you have evidence supporting your belief, please cite it.
If you don't, please shut up.
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it was just a though but where's your evidence
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-06-2012, 07:08 PM
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I don't think he was crucified in the first place
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Wow! Your logic is unassailable! Thank you for walking us point by point through your flawless argument and showing us the light! 2,000 years of misperception cleared away by you! Thank you!
Will you be our new leader?
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