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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word. 10,110,719 99.99%
False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey. 52 0.00%
Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus. 53 0.00%
False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one. 64 0.00%
Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him. 145 0.00%
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys. 911 0.01%
I'm a queer. What's god? 66 0.00%
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-02-2012, 07:57 AM

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True, I don't. I thought it was your peoples Godly duty to try and sway me? From what I have seen on the site all you good christians so is place the damnation card as soon as you smell someone giving a different idea and pat yourselves on the back for being the majority.
That's because it's what you want to see.

You hate God enough to pretend He doesn't exist, so of course you will only see negativity when we try to convince people that they are on a one-way track to eternal damnation.

Tell me, if you were driving in the fog toward a bridge that I knew was washed out, would you consider me rude to run out in the street waving and yelling, telling you to stop and that you were about to plunge into a raging river?

Is that 'judging' you?

Because we're running out, waving and yelling, telling you that you have chosen the path to an eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire, with no way to escape and not even the sweet release of death to look forward to . . . and you cry that you're being 'judged'.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-02-2012, 08:20 AM

You're no better than a doctor saying "take this medicine or you will die" when you know damn well you won't. And I do not hate God. I think it's a good idea. It's just not true.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-02-2012, 09:39 AM

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You're no better than a doctor saying "take this medicine or you will die" when you know damn well you won't. And I do not hate God. I think it's a good idea. It's just not true.
Dear Jesus-hater,

I applaud you for recognizing that "doctors" are not to be trusted. If more people would rely on fervent prayer for their physical ailments, we wouldn't be in the mess we are in today.



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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-02-2012, 09:52 AM

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I wasn't guild stricken any more and did what I pleased.
Thanks for admitting that becoming an atheist means you lose all concept of morality and turns you into a hedonistic monster!
Did you already kill a store employee to get the giant dildo for your gaysexual partner that you always wanted to have without paying? Or doesn't it please you to get stuff for free?


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-02-2012, 08:22 PM

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You're no better than a doctor saying "take this medicine or you will die" when you know damn well you won't. And I do not hate God. I think it's a good idea. It's just not true.
That doctor doesn't have the certainty in his medicine that we have in Hell. Medical research notes don't carry the same weight as the inspired and scribed word of God.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-03-2012, 07:43 AM

There needs to be anther option added: "I believe in the only true religion, pastafarianism"
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-03-2012, 09:51 AM

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There needs to be anther option added: "I believe in the only true religion, pastafarianism"
You joined just to post that? How desperately sad.



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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-03-2012, 12:34 PM

Why do you say "Agnostic Christian"? It's just "Agnostic", since an Agnostic like me needs proof. How are you so 100% convinced that god exists when there are proved science?
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-03-2012, 12:46 PM

Dear existenz troll, I would ask you to properly introduce yourself and give us at least your favorite bible verse, but since God has smitten with retardism, I don't really see the point.

Can you post some links to science that has disproven God? Or any facts that back up whatever you were trying to say with: "How are you so 100% convinced that god exists when there are proved science?"

And for your info, you can be an agnostic Jew. Or an agnostic Hindu. Please read definitions of words before you tell us we use them wrong.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-04-2012, 07:10 PM

I AM NOT ATHEIST!! My opinion is: If you dont belive the God, you workship by the satan!

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-04-2012, 07:21 PM

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I AM NOT ATHEIST!! My opinion is: If you dont belive the God, you workship by the satan!

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My opinion is you should use coherent sentences.

Proverbs 3:35
The wise shall inherit glory: but shame shall be the promotion of fools

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-06-2012, 06:04 PM

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I thought this might be a worthwhile exercise for all of the nay-sayers out there; the God-mockers who regularly infest our Christian forum. The Darwinistas have their "Dawkins scale" out there to demonstrate just how deeply they hate Jesus. Well Landover Baptist will not be outdone! This is your chance to prove to the world that America is a Christian country.

It goes without saying that every True Christian™ loves Jesus with all their heart and soul. I would invite them to describe in detail the manifestations of that love.

For those of you who are false Christians or weak-kneed liberals, I would urge you to think carefully before checking the box and posting. Jesus reads these pages each and every day. What you say here can and will be used against you, on Judgment Day.
we atheists does not hate jesus and we're not questioning the fact that he has existed. No, we're questioning his divinity. Also we don't worship monkeys we just know that we share common ancestors. I'm not trying to provoke
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-06-2012, 06:13 PM

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we atheists does not hate jesus and we're not questioning the fact that he has existed. No, we're questioning his divinity. Also we don't worship monkeys we just know that we share common ancestors. I'm not trying to provoke
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According as his divine power hath given unto us all things that pertain unto life and godliness, through the knowledge of him that hath called us to glory and virtue:


If He was not divine then how do you explain His resurrection? Do YOU think that you are going to rise after being dead for three days. Good luck with that

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-06-2012, 06:18 PM

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No, we don't worship anything
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-06-2012, 06:27 PM

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2 Peter 1:3
According as his divine power hath given unto us all things that pertain unto life and godliness, through the knowledge of him that hath called us to glory and virtue:


If He was not divine then how do you explain His resurrection? Do YOU think that you are going to rise after being dead for three days. Good luck with that

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-06-2012, 06:34 PM

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i don't think he resurrected
Matthew 28:6 He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.

Or do you think they didn't look hard enough?

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-06-2012, 06:55 PM

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Matthew 28:6 He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.

Or do you think they didn't look hard enough?

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-06-2012, 06:58 PM

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I don't think he was crucified in the first place
Please quote the Scripture that says God (or anyone else) cares what you think.

If you have evidence supporting your belief, please cite it.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-06-2012, 07:01 PM

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Please quote the Scripture that says God (or anyone else) cares what you think.

If you have evidence supporting your belief, please cite it.

If you don't, please shut up.
it was just a though but where's your evidence
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-06-2012, 07:08 PM

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I don't think he was crucified in the first place
Wow! Your logic is unassailable! Thank you for walking us point by point through your flawless argument and showing us the light! 2,000 years of misperception cleared away by you! Thank you!

Will you be our new leader?
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