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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word.
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False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey.
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Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him.
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Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys.
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I'm a queer. What's god?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-06-2010, 09:32 PM
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i laugh at your ignorance
every well thinking human being knows that's not true, there is scientific proof on how everything became what it is today...
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I laugh at your homersexurality.
Every well-thinking person knows, that science, as practized within The True Christian Congregation™, has proof on how everything became what it is today...
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-06-2010, 10:02 PM
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i laugh at your ignorance
every well thinking human being knows that's not true, there is scientific proof on how everything became what it is today...
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Whoever told you that there's proof in science lied to you and will burn in hell. There are only theories in science and we all know that they're the work of Satan.
You want proof? Read the KJV1611 bible. It's all in there.
Praise the Lord!
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-06-2010, 10:05 PM
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Whoever told you that there's proof in science lied to you and will burn in hell. There are only theories in science and we all know that they're the work of Satan.
You want proof? Read the KJV1611 bible. It's all in there.
Praise the Lord!
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Sorry, but i must disagree with you. Science has just been abused and manipulated by false prophets. In the hands of True Christians™, science does numerous times show just HOW true the Truth™ is.
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06-06-2010, 10:07 PM
i.m so sorry for you people, at first i thought you where joking, but the more i read on this forum, the more sorry i feel for you...
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-06-2010, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by DenmarkianLady
Whoever told you that there's proof in science lied to you and will burn in hell. There are only theories in science and we all know that they're the work of Satan.
You want proof? Read the KJV1611 bible. It's all in there.
Praise the Lord!
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Sorry, but i must disagree with you. Science has just been abused and manipulated by false prophets. In the hands of True Christians™, science does numerous times show just HOW true the Truth™ is.
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Well, you're both right.
Secular science is full of Darwinista lies. They literally pull their scientifical "facts" right out of their behinds. Take evolution for example.
Creation scientists on the other hand are fed by the Holy Spirit, and use the Bible to reveal the truth® about the way the world works.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-06-2010, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Christ is My Savior
Sorry, but i must disagree with you. Science has just been abused and manipulated by false prophets. In the hands of True Christians™, science does numerous times show just HOW true the Truth™ is.
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I know that and you know that, but he is not a True Christian™. I simply spoke in a language he might be able to relate to. We can only pray.
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-06-2010, 10:17 PM
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I know that and you know that, but he is not a True Christian™. I simply spoke in a language he might be able to relate to. We can only pray.
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Now we all agree. Unification in the spirit.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-07-2010, 10:03 AM
I think you are trieing to hard to convince people, insanity has to be slowly induced on an individual for it to seem normal...
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-10-2010, 08:04 AM
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Well, you're both right.
Secular science is full of Darwinista lies. They literally pull their scientifical "facts" right out of their behinds. Take evolution for example.
Creation scientists on the other hand are fed by the Holy Spirit, and use the Bible to reveal the truth® about the way the world works.
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None of that's proof. Thats just some guy saying his opinion which has no factual evidence in there
Science has been proved by the method, it says there, that there is no history before 4000BC, There's buildings full of it and theyre called museums
you say science pulls fact's out of their behinds, No they dont, they actually provide theories and examples of how what they're saying works. That's the whole basis behind science, its not right until its proved and they actually provide evidence unlike your link.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-10-2010, 08:26 AM
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Science has been proved by the method, it says there, that there is no history before 4000BC, There's buildings full of it and theyre called museums
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Museums built by Darwinists I presume? Don't you see how easy it is for them to control your thoughts?
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science pulls fact's out of their behinds
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True.
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That's the whole basis behind science, its not right until its proved and they actually provide evidence unlike your link.
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Peer review doesn't count as proof. It's atheists asking their atheist buddies to back them up.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-10-2010, 12:05 PM
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None of that's proof. Thats just some guy saying his opinion which has no factual evidence in there
Science has been proved by the method, it says there, that there is no history before 4000BC, There's buildings full of it and theyre called museums
you say science pulls fact's out of their behinds, No they dont, they actually provide theories and examples of how what they're saying works. That's the whole basis behind science, its not right until its proved and they actually provide evidence unlike your link.
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Now I do not support the lies that the people here try to spread, but I do agree with them to some extent when it come to the subject of science and scientists.
The real creator, The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe and everything it it, and when he did he made it appear older then it actually is. He loves to play with scientists and use His Noodly appendage to mess with their findings, so just because a scientist tell you something that does not make it true, for more about this see A Condensed History of the World
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-10-2010, 03:46 PM
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Museums built by Darwinists I presume? Don't you see how easy it is for them to control your thoughts?
True.
Peer review doesn't count as proof. It's atheists asking their atheist buddies to back them up.
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No just general museums. Dont you see how easy it is for your thoughts to be controlled by a book?
your an idiot
no peer review doesnt count as proof but formula and equations do.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-10-2010, 05:29 PM
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No just general museums. Dont you see how easy it is for your thoughts to be controlled by a book?
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So you aren't even aware the Darwinists create these buildings of lies? And your books are written by lier, our book is written by God. See the difference?
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your an idiot
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I've been called worse by better. Now are you really going to resort to name calling?
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no peer review doesnt count as proof but formula and equations do.
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Formula and equations written by peers? Can you really not see what's going on here?
I leave you with this:
Blessed [is] the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.
-Psalms 1:1
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-17-2010, 03:08 AM
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Someone hasn't researched their religions. Atheists don't believe in any form of god, but someone who lives their lives by a book, written by man, wouldn't know that.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-17-2010, 03:47 AM
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Someone hasn't researched their religions. Atheists don't believe in any form of god, but someone who lives their lives by a book, written by man, wouldn't know that.
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You, being an atheist, aren't capable of thinking rationally: atheists hate God so much that they don't believe He exists.
Of course, what I am saying here cannot only be comprehended by atheists, as the LORD has not gifted them with True Christian™ logic. So I apologise if I have confused you further, or have made you feel intellectually inadequate. It was not my intention to make you feel bad about yourself.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-17-2010, 07:39 PM
Heck no I'm not an Atheist! Did you see my signature? Those darn scalawags get what they deserve, which is a big, fat, nothing! There's only one way, and it's not by worshiping no monkeys!
"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalm 14:1"
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-18-2010, 07:51 PM
nope i'm born christian and i will die christian... my name carsten is the german version of the danish name Christian.. what means the christian
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-18-2010, 08:40 PM
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nope i'm born christian and i will die christian... my name carsten is the german version of the danish name Christian.. what means the christian
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But you're a Denashian so I guess Carsten only means Carsten, and by being unsaved Denashianian trash, unfortunately your new home will be Hell.
Enjoy the ride there, SatanLover!
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-18-2010, 10:03 PM
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Everybody dies...the question is if they chose and we choose to live on the path that makes us see each other again in the Afterlife© and live by each others sides for Eternity™.
I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for if ye believe not that I am he, ye shall die in your sins John 8:24
And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this? John 11:26
And your name is still Carsten.
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