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View Poll Results: How Much Do You Love Jesus?
Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word. 10,110,719 99.99%
False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey. 52 0.00%
Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus. 53 0.00%
False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one. 64 0.00%
Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him. 145 0.00%
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys. 911 0.01%
I'm a queer. What's god? 66 0.00%
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2010, 05:35 PM
I have the best religion there is! I believe in Myself© When you guys have problems, you say it's the way God© wants it. I solve my own problems and I live my own life

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2010, 05:39 PM
Everyone has to solve his own problems and live his own life. You still need moral guidance. Jesus offers you that.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2010, 05:41 PM
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I have the best religion there is! I believe in Myself© When you guys have problems, you say it's the way God© wants it. I solve my own problems and I live my own life
I am sure there will be a nice private suite in hell for you. Enjoy "living your life" while it lasts...

Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."

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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2010, 05:45 PM
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Everyone has to solve his own problems and live his own life. You still need moral guidance. Jesus offers you that.
Sure, moral guidance is good. But times chance my friend, it's been 2000 years since they were made up. You should go outside more, look around! You are all some kind of prisonors, kept being scared of what's written in an old book. What if the bible was written by Tolkien, would you all believe in walking trees? Honestly, I think you guys are all joking, cause it is too stupid to be real.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2010, 05:51 PM
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I am sure there will be a nice private suite in hell for you. Enjoy "living your life" while it lasts...

Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2010, 06:00 PM
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Sure, moral guidance is good. But times chance my friend, it's been 2000 years since they were made up. You should go outside more, look around! You are all some kind of prisonors, kept being scared of what's written in an old book. What if the bible was written by Tolkien, would you all believe in walking trees? Honestly, I think you guys are all joking, cause it is too stupid to be real.
So you think King James men wrote the Holy Bible in 1611 as a practical joke? All Christians on the planet are just victims of a practical joke?

If you would be so kind as to activate that single brain cell of yours, even you would realize how insane that sounds.

2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2010, 06:07 PM
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So you think King James men wrote the Holy Bible in 1611 as a practical joke? All Christians on the planet are just victims of a practical joke?

If you would be so kind as to activate that single brain cell of yours, even you would realize how insane that sounds.

2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
That is correct my dear brother. Since you know this new information, you should go out and live. Come and visit our beautiful country and I will buy you a beer

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Come and visit our beautiful country and I will buy you a beer
Beer sounds good, what country are we talking about?

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2010, 06:48 PM
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-22-2010, 09:13 PM
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The Netherlands
In that case I have to decline. No beer is worth a visit to Holland. But thank you for the nice offer.

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So you think King James men wrote the Holy Bible in 1611 as a practical joke? All Christians on the planet are just victims of a practical joke?
Yes that is almost right, but original pranksters where the chasers
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I am sure there will be a nice private suite in hell for you. Enjoy "living your life" while it lasts...
I keep telling you there is no Hell in the way you seem to understand Hell, just not a logical choice for The Creator to go for.

Now once again I tell you to put down that practical joke book you love so much and discover the truth. Your life will be so much better once you accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster as your Lord and Creator.

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In that case I have to decline. No beer is worth a visit to Holland. But thank you for the nice offer.
Ahh what a shame, maybe you could use the travel to our country to show our people your religion!

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-23-2010, 10:19 PM
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Your life will be so much better once you accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster as your Lord and Creator.
Perhaps, but the afterlife will be a disaster.

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Perhaps, but the afterlife will be a disaster.
Why?
The scriptures assure us that each persons Beer Volcano and a Stripper factory will be tailored to their personal needs, tastes and desires

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-24-2010, 12:08 PM
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Why?
The scriptures assure us that each persons Beer Volcano and a Stripper factory will be tailored to their personal needs, tastes and desires

The Book of Penelope
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What beer does this beer volcano contain? If its Budweiser it will be the same as hell I want Grolsch

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-24-2010, 12:20 PM
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What beer does this beer volcano contain? If its Budweiser it will be the same as hell I want Grolsch
Grolsch??
Carlsberg is the only beer!
Convert to drinking Carlsberg or thou shall suffer Heineken for all eternity!!!

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-24-2010, 01:44 PM
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Grolsch??
Carlsberg is the only beer!
Convert to drinking Carlsberg or thou shall suffer Heineken for all eternity!!!
I might consider doing that, cause there aint no worse faith imaginable than to drink Heineken

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-24-2010, 01:47 PM
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Grolsch??
Carlsberg is the only beer!
Convert to drinking Carlsberg or thou shall suffer Heineken for all eternity!!!
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I might consider doing that, cause there aint no worse faith imaginable than to drink Heineken
And what does any of this have to do with atheism?

Stop derailing our threads!

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-24-2010, 07:53 PM
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What beer does this beer volcano contain? If its Budweiser it will be the same as hell I want Grolsch
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Why?
The scriptures assure us that each persons Beer Volcano and a Stripper factory will be tailored to their personal needs, tastes and desires

The Book of Penelope
Chapter II
24 As with the beer volcano, so it is with the stripper factory.
25 YOU and your desires dictate the out-put....
what does 25 say? YOU and your desires dictate the out-put....

So if you desire Grolsch you get Grolsch.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-29-2010, 12:41 AM
Why do you refer to Athiests as people who "Worship Monkeys"?
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