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Arrow My apologies - 05-30-2009, 10:28 PM

My dear brothers and sisters in Christ Jesus

Please take my humble apology in love and in forgiveness


I have finally found the doctorin for this site. i agree %100 by what i read.
Yes i agree with takeing the whole Bible at face value like a child would read it.
and other stuff.

It seems we only dissagree on the trinity, and one spiritual gifts.
Also i dont beleive its right to beat your wife. But it is biblical. So that is between me and God.
I have said about others on this board that i dont see a likeness of Christ in them. And I stand by that. But it is not my place to judge others and there relationship with Jesus.
Who knows, i could have missinterpreted what they were trying to get across.
Jesus is still the Mighty God as He was back in the OT. And i beleive he is just and rightious.
But he is also full of love and mercy and tender.
I see mostly the ferocity of God in the members of this board, and thats good. We need to have that and show the fear of God. But we need to try to show the more loveing side of God. We have to show people who He is so the lost can fall in love with Him. Thats what it is all about!
He died so we can be with Him! thank you Jesus! I dont want to be seperated from my love in hell.
You guys are right, we can not sugger coat the word, for it is a mighty sword!
We can not lower our standards of what is Holy and what is not. We must stick to the Word. We are not people pleasures, we are God pleasures!
but we must do all things in love.


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Default Re: My apologies - 05-30-2009, 11:06 PM

Then God sent an evil spirit between Abimelech and the men of Shechem; and the men of Shechem dealt treacherously with Abimelech . . . (Judges 9:23)

Yairs. It's all about the love.

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2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
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Default Re: My apologies - 05-30-2009, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by adosdrummer View Post
it seems we only dissagree on the trinity,
The first thing we disagree upon is spelling, the 2nd is that “Trinity” is capitalized
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and one spiritual gifts.
Im not sure what you mean here.
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Also i dont beleive its right to beat your wife. But it is biblical. So that is between me and God.
and disagreeing with God is damnable.
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I have said about others on this board that i dont see a likeness of Christ in them. And I stand by that.
X You are remarkably unobservant
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But it is not my place to judge others and there relationship with Jesus.
(only the righteous may judge.)
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Who knows, i could have missinterpreted what they were trying to get across.
God Knows
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Jesus is still the Mighty God as He was back in the OT. And i beleive he is just and rightious.

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But he is also full of love and mercy and tender.
X
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I see mostly the ferocity of God in the members of this board, and thats good.

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We need to have that and show the fear of God.

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But we need to try to show the more loveing side of God.
X we need to show God exactly as He is; there is no deceit in Landover
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We have to show people who He is
I just said that!
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so the lost can fall in love with Him.
X so the lost may fear Him.
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Thats what it is all about!
X: see above.
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He died so we can be with Him!
X He died temporarily that those who believe in Him and accept Him can be with Him
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thank you Jesus!

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I dont want to be seperated from my love in hell.

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You guys are right, we can not sugger coat the word, for it is a mighty sword!

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We cannot lower our standards of what is Holy and what is not.

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We must stick to the Word.

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We are not people pleasures, we are God pleasures!

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but we must do all things in love.
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Default Re: My apologies - 05-30-2009, 11:30 PM

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ill be damned before I treat a woman as a lesser person than myself.
Obviously, bubeleh. Obviously.

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1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
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Default Re: My apologies - 05-30-2009, 11:46 PM

Oh yes God is loveing and tender.
I wish you could witness that side of Him. He sure is a heart stealer.

Bible tells us to do all things in love.
I know He rose on the third day, I should have spelt it out.
To Fear Him is to love Him.

God isnt all about Vengance, if he was why did He die for us?


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Default Re: My apologies - 05-30-2009, 11:59 PM

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Oh yes God is loveing and tender.
One name - Job.
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I wish you could witness that side of Him. He sure is a heart stealer.
Of which verses were you thinking?

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Bible tells us to do all things in love.
Chapter and verse?

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God isnt all about Vengance, if he was why did He die for us?
De:32:35: To me belongeth vengeance, and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.

Eze:25:17: And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

Lu:21:22: For these be the days of vengeance, that all things which are written may be fulfilled.

2Th:1:8: In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:


This is God and vengeance - the unbeliever will die miserably and suffer eternal torment. PRAISE!





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Default Re: My apologies - 05-31-2009, 12:38 AM

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One name - Job.
Of which verses were you thinking?

Chapter and verse?

De:32:35: To me belongeth vengeance, and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.

Eze:25:17: And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

Lu:21:22: For these be the days of vengeance, that all things which are .written may be fulfilled.

2Th:1:8: In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:

This is God and vengeance - the unbeliever will die miserably and suffer eternal torment. PRAISE!
My heart breaks for the members of your church. You can only see one side of God, there is soooo much more to Him!!! Jesus Is a lover! Yes those days will come, and soon!


exodus 34:6-7
Then the LORD passed by in front of him and proclaimed, "The LORD, the LORD God, compassionate and gracious, slow to anger, and abounding in lovingkindness and truth;

Thats how we must be


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