Focus on Family - Christian Parenting A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more! |
|
Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
Foul Sinner on Moderation
|
|
Posts: 232
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Some Godless third-world cesspool
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
04-10-2007, 02:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
You mentioned Goddess worship. Sane heterosexual women do not invent "goddesses" to worship.
|
Sexual orientation has nothing to do with whether one chooses to worship a male god, a female goddess, a combination of gods, goddesses, and other deities, or no deity at all.
|
|
Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 18,554
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
04-10-2007, 03:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PuffedUpButterfly
Sexual orientation has nothing to do with whether one chooses to worship a male god, a female goddess, a combination of gods, goddesses, and other deities, or no deity at all.
|
Considering your behavior it comes from a deep, pathological hatred of Jesus.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
Hot Must ReadThreads!
Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
|
|
Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
Foul Sinner on Moderation
|
|
Posts: 232
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Some Godless third-world cesspool
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
04-10-2007, 03:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Considering your behavior it comes from a deep, pathological hatred of Jesus.
|
I don't hate anyone.
|
|
HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 5,110
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Red Peking
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
04-11-2007, 02:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BadAssButterfly
Sounds to me like once you two get going, the only thing Elmer is going to be wearing out his spanking hand on is his monkey.
|
She's got you there! (I'm assuming she....sorry if you're a he!)
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 04-11-2007 at 02:29 AM.
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 309
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Greenbush, Georgia
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
04-11-2007, 11:12 AM
Last night, Our Sister and my Wife, Sue Vera has a round of Bible Trivia Spanking Game.
Whoa Nelly! I think that bamboon bottoms are not even as red as Sue's when the game was over!
Time to crack open that KJV 1611 Bible for some more Bible Study.
Last edited by Rev. Carlton Green; 04-11-2007 at 11:12 AM.
|
|
Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
Foul Sinner on Moderation
|
|
Posts: 232
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Some Godless third-world cesspool
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
04-11-2007, 01:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
She's got you there! (I'm assuming she....sorry if you're a he!)
|
You got it right the first time - I'm all she!
|
|
Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
04-11-2007, 01:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BadAssButterfly
You got it right the first time - I'm all she!
|
I think you missed the "it" out of that sentence.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
|
|
Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
Foul Sinner on Moderation
|
|
Posts: 232
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Some Godless third-world cesspool
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
04-11-2007, 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
I think you missed the "it" out of that sentence.
|
What "it" are you talking about?
|
|
Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
04-11-2007, 02:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BadAssButterfly
What "it" are you talking about?
|
Nevermind, dear. Don't you worry your little head about it.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
|
|
Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
Foul Sinner on Moderation
|
|
Posts: 232
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Some Godless third-world cesspool
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
04-11-2007, 02:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Nevermind, dear. Don't you worry your little head about it.
|
A petty insult referring to a woman as "it" - I figured as much. I had hoped that you would at least be man enough to own up to it, but I guess that's too much to ask.
|
|
Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
04-11-2007, 02:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BadAssButterfly
A petty insult referring to a woman as "it" - I figured as much. I had hoped that you would at least be man enough to own up to it, but I guess that's too much to ask.
|
No, actually it was something slightly more subtle than that, but, since it was slightly subtle, neither I nor anyone else has the patience to hang around to see if you manage to figure it out before Jesus returns. I refer you to my previous instruction not to worry your little head about it.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
|
|
Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
Foul Sinner on Moderation
|
|
Posts: 232
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Some Godless third-world cesspool
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
04-11-2007, 02:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
No, actually it was something slightly more subtle than that, but, since it was slightly subtle, neither I nor anyone else has the patience to hang around to see if you manage to figure it out before Jesus returns. I refer you to my previous instruction not to worry your little head about it.
|
Trust me, I don't lose any sleep over you, your opinions, or your instructions.
|
|
Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
04-11-2007, 02:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BadAssButterfly
Trust me, I don't lose any sleep over you, your opinions, or your instructions.
|
...Which is why you've made 140 posts on our boards over the last few weeks?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
|
|
Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
Foul Sinner on Moderation
|
|
Posts: 232
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Some Godless third-world cesspool
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
04-11-2007, 03:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
...Which is why you've made 140 posts on our boards over the last few weeks?
|
Not losing sleep to do it.
And your constant changing of my signature is really childish.
|
|
HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 5,110
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Red Peking
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
04-11-2007, 11:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BadAssButterfly
You got it right the first time - I'm all she!
|
So I see.
Welcome to the forum, by the way, nice to have another Pagan here.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
|
|
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
02-17-2008, 04:55 PM
Do we ever get to hear any of the questions from the game? I'm ready to play.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 24
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Central New York
|
|
Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game! -
05-24-2012, 06:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BadAssButterfly
And praise the Goddess I won't have to spend eternity with self-righteous blowhards like you.
|
I hope some True Christian™ notes her words here. She is praising some Goddess - so she is either one of those wafer chewing bead jigglers that worship Mary - or she is a witch.
God knows I try to be tolerant. But when I'm attempting to enjoy a Godly and True Christian™ game - and this foulness just jumps in. I get the urge to clean my guns.
If she isn't going to be banned, can't someone at least make her wear some sign, like a scarlet letter, so her comments elsewhere will be known to be coming from a witch.
In real life, we would be warned by her appearance somehow - no doubt God has marked her in some way. She is probably either disfigured or a negra or both - as something that would be a clear sign from God that she should be avoided. But on God's Favorite Forum - she is like a snake in the grass.
I mean - unless we can just burn her (Exodus 22:18).
Last edited by Kenny Ray; 05-24-2012 at 07:02 AM.
Reason: added righteous ™
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|