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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:54 PM

i am not a homosexual even though i have nothing against them i am a girl!
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Then you are already invisible to Jesus. Like you never existed at all. That is a pathetic way to live. Homosexuals all go to Hell when Satan finally calls them to his infernal embrace.
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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:55 PM

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i am not a homosexual even though i have nothing against them i am a girl!
excuse me
It is 10.55 in England.
Your Parents should beat you and send you to bed.



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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 09:55 PM

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i am not a homosexual even though i have nothing against them i am a girl!
excuse me
Are you one of those funny little chav girls with the orange skin?


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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-08-2006, 10:31 PM

Another European Harlot insulting Christ.


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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-09-2006, 07:05 PM

no way i am no chav! I don't beleive in being labled to a certain group.
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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-09-2006, 07:07 PM

ok no cause I can go to bed when I want and my parents don't beleive in corpral punishment and beating is illeagal.
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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-09-2006, 07:30 PM

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ok no cause I can go to bed when I want and my parents don't beleive in corpral punishment and beating is illeagal.


Friend, you throw around the word "beleive" like it's some sort of simple word.

Let's look it up, shall we?

Believe (which is what you meant, right?)

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to have confidence in the truth, the existence, or the reliability of something, although without absolute proof that one is right in doing so:
Your parents don't think that corporal punishment exists?

How can this be?

When I was a child I was spanked. That was corporal punishment. Trust me, it happened.

I think the word you are looking for instead of "believe" is VALUE.
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relative worth, merit, or importance
So, you make your parents (and yourself) seem ignorant of real world things when you say you don't believe in something that is real. When in essence you really meant, they don't VALUE that.

Hope this, in the future, makes you less dumb.

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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-09-2006, 07:35 PM

no you are wrong they see it exists they just don't beleive in it! duh
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Friend, you throw around the word "beleive" like it's some sort of simple word.

Let's look it up, shall we?

Believe (which is what you meant, right?)



Your parents don't think that corporal punishment exists?

How can this be?

When I was a child I was spanked. That was corporal punishment. Trust me, it happened.

I think the word you are looking for instead of "believe" is VALUE.


So, you make your parents (and yourself) seem ignorant of real world things when you say you don't believe in something that is real. When in essence you really meant, they don't VALUE that.

Hope this, in the future, makes you less dumb.

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Default Re: Holy War breaks out in England - 10-11-2006, 09:00 PM

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no you are wrong they see it exists they just don't beleive in it! duh
Like how GOD'S WRATH exists? Do you believe in that? You should!


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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