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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
03-08-2015, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by crazyismymiddlename
the one that isn't missing 7 books(the king james is)
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Are you talking about the Apocrypha? If so, well, I'm soooo sorry to burst your ignorance (actually, no, it brings me joy to educate the dense) but they ARE in the King James Bible (1611 Version).
Check facts or look stupid, and you've made your choice.
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
03-08-2015, 06:45 PM
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I only get to read it once a week at my church and I misplaced my one at home
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No, you didn't misplace your Bible, satan hid it from you! Reality Check!
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
03-08-2015, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
You're confused, dear. I'm not surprised, as any criminal organization that is efficient enough to brainwash billions of people into thinking their god lives in a cracker and wants to enter you through the stomach lining can surely convince them the Holy Bible has been chiseled away. Meanwhile, Pastor Zeke has a perfectly appropriate and Spirit Filled sermon on this very topic: Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.
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Look, reporting me was not cool. I was speaking my mind, and I'm sorry if you don't agree
Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 03-08-2015 at 11:47 PM.
Reason: Fixed the quoting function for you. You're welcome.
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
03-09-2015, 06:09 AM
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Look, reporting me was not cool. I was speaking my mind, and I'm sorry if you don't agree
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Are you truly sorry, or just being snarky? Jesus knows the difference!
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
03-09-2015, 07:05 PM
Is it true retarder children are created using means other than the missionary position and for reasons other than procreation?
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
03-09-2015, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by its_faith
Is it true retarder children are created using means other than the missionary position and for reasons other than procreation?
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I don't really know too much about the so called missionary position as it was very dark when I had sex with my wife but I do know that Jesus punishes the spawn of those He hates.
Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am ga jealous God, hvisiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
Honestly, I don't know what the fuss is about. These people are simply stopping people form getting on with their lives with all their hooting and hollering and carrying on.
Why not sterilise them? That way there will be no more and everyone can get on with life?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
03-14-2015, 03:57 AM
Tell me that this isn't the devil's own spawn.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
03-22-2015, 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho
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I am aware of that. I read it weekly and even plan to incorporate some biblical names into my writing. I am a good, loving person and God loves me! Even when I feel all alone, like he has abandoned me on somebody's front porch and left be and never looked back, Jesus loves me! Despite all my faults, all the hardships I have endured, He loves me. He has been watching over me all this time, while I cried and prayed for a sign he was there. He loves me and if you continue to treat others who are different then your perception of normal, then you are doing the opposite of what you are trying to do. Telling them that they are worthless devil spawn and that God hates them doesn't bring them closer to their faith, it pushes them away.
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
03-22-2015, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by crazyismymiddlename
I am aware of that. I read it weekly and even plan to incorporate some biblical names into my writing.
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Weekly doesn't cut it, dear. You need to read it daily!
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I am a good, loving person and God loves me!
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Do you know and follow all of the 600+ of His commandments? If not, then newsflash: Jesus doesn't love you. He loves only the obedient ones.
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Even when I feel all alone, like he has abandoned me on somebody's front porch and left be and never looked back, Jesus loves me! Despite all my faults, all the hardships I have endured, He loves me. He has been watching over me all this time, while I cried and prayed for a sign he was there.
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Are you trying to say that Jesus is your imaginary friend?
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He loves me and if you continue to treat others who are different then your perception of normal, then you are doing the opposite of what you are trying to do.
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We try to show all people the real God of the Bible - not that washed-down version of Him that most cherry-picking churches shovel down the throats of their believers.
What's wrong with that? I do not understand.
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Telling them that they are worthless devil spawn and that God hates them doesn't bring them closer to their faith, it pushes them away.
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Duh, most people are destined to Hell anyway - that's why God created Hell in the first place!
Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
03-22-2015, 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by crazyismymiddlename
...Telling them that they are worthless devil spawn and that God hates them doesn't bring them closer to their faith, it pushes them away.
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And well it should, if they want to be saved (according to the teachings of the Bible). If their "faith" doesn't tell them they are worthless devil spawn and that God hates them (unless they follow all 630+ commandments, edicts, restrictions, requirements, observances, etc. contained in the King James Bible), then their "faith" is wrong (if the Bible is right).
Why hide the true Glory of God as revealed in Scripture from them?
Exodus 34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
03-22-2015, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Weekly doesn't cut it, dear. You need to read it daily!
Do you know and follow all of the 600+ of His commandments? If not, then newsflash: Jesus doesn't love you. He loves only the obedient ones.
Are you trying to say that Jesus is your imaginary friend?
We try to show all people the real God of the Bible - not that washed-down version of Him that most cherry-picking churches shovel down the throats of their believers.
What's wrong with that? I do not understand.
Duh, most people are destined to Hell anyway - that's why God created Hell in the first place!
Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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I never said he is my imaginary friend, he is my father.
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
03-23-2015, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by harlotismymiddlename
I never said he is my imaginary friend, he is my father.
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Are you suggesting that Jesus sired a child?
His willy is as dry as it was the day He was born, demon whore! Satan is your father!John 8:44
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
03-24-2015, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
Are you suggesting that Jesus sired a child?
His willy is as dry as it was the day He was born, demon whore! Satan is your father!John 8:44
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I meant it metaphorically. As in he is the father, the son, and the holy spirit. As in I am one of God's children.
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
03-25-2015, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by harlotismymiddlename
I meant it metaphorically.
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Many God-haters think the Bible is all about metaphors. It's not.
Read Provervs 30:5:
5Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
6Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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As in I am one of God's children.
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I understand the logic of your statement: if Satan is your god, then it makes sense to refer to Satan as God, but as Christians, we use the label "God" for, well, God
It is also understandable that if you follow a corrupted version of the Bible, then your understanding of Christianity will be equally corrupted. Make no mistake, you WILL go to Hell as long as you are a corrupted believer.
As AMERICANS we are all about opportunity. So why not take the opportunity to learn from True Christians instead of Kumbaya-singing hippies? If you want a feel-good happy end, you gotta have that the ticket for the right movie theater if you catch my drift.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
04-01-2015, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Tell me that this isn't the devil's own spawn.
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Ok I will. That is not Satan's spawn. That is...
A person with dwarfism making a very... Strange video.
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
04-01-2015, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Jawnithen
Ok I will. That is not Satan's spawn. That is...
A person with dwarfism making a very... Strange video.
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The way you are always sticking up for the freakish servitors of Lucifer makes me think you are working for the Obama administration. Are you some sort of spy? Or maybe you are just a pervert who likes midgets.
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
04-02-2015, 02:01 AM
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Many God-haters think the Bible is all about metaphors. It's not.
Read Provervs 30:5:
5Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
6Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
I understand the logic of your statement: if Satan is your god, then it makes sense to refer to Satan as God, but as Christians, we use the label "God" for, well, God
It is also understandable that if you follow a corrupted version of the Bible, then your understanding of Christianity will be equally corrupted. Make no mistake, you WILL go to Hell as long as you are a corrupted believer.
As AMERICANS we are all about opportunity. So why not take the opportunity to learn from True Christians instead of Kumbaya-singing hippies? If you want a feel-good happy end, you gotta have that the ticket for the right movie theater if you catch my drift.
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I was talking about the trinity
Your Father in Heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost.
Matt 18:14
And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
John 4:16
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
04-02-2015, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Jawnithen
Ok I will. That is not Satan's spawn. That is...
A person with dwarfism making a very... Strange video.
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I think that was supposed to be a parody and was intended to be silly
Your Father in Heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost.
Matt 18:14
And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
John 4:16
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
04-02-2015, 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by harlotismymiddlename
I think that was supposed to be a parody and was intended to be silly
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Actually, I don't think dwarfs are a parody, and I don't think God is laughing.
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
Leviticus 21:18-20
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Retards are the Devil's Children -
04-02-2015, 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Jawnithen
Ok I will. That is not Satan's spawn. That is...
A person with dwarfism making a very... Strange video.
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Please, think about what it is you are doing. You are standing up for satan's own children. Do you really want to go to hell with retards and cultists? Please, before you assure yourself a place in hell, read the KJV bible, and follow it. If you are successful, you might get saved.
Psalm 53:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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