[Seeker]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

It is a well known fact that women have retarded babies as a result of having fornications during their monthly curse. God punishes them for such filthy lust.

Pastor, in all due respect, it is almost impossible for a woman to get pregnant during her horrible monthly curse. I only find it retarded if a man wants it then.

Maybe we should have an only womens forum. Just a suggestion.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Seeker

Pastor, in all due respect, it is almost impossible for a woman to get pregnant during her horrible monthly curse. I only find it retarded if a man wants it then.

Maybe we should have an only womens forum. Just a suggestion.

I thought you already had one. I wouldn't actually know since I wouldn't go there.....but it might keep all you unclean women out of the MEN's forums if you had a place to yappity-yap-yap.

[Seeker]

Now you are talking. We would have a lot to yap about and I am sure you men would benefit from it. Know what I mean?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Seeker

Now you are talking. We would have a lot to yap about and I am sure you men would benefit from it. Know what I mean?

If you mean getting oral sex instruction from that terrible harlot Tali, or her novice assistant, the ex-papist Sister Mary Maria, I'm afraid I would have to absolutely forbid any such thing! You would have to keep the conversation within the bounds of propriety. Recipes, washing and ironing, cleaning, where to go during your unclean time....things like that.

But I approve a women's only forum. It would be such a convenience! Once a month we could simply ban everyone in it! That's a great idea, Sister Seeker.

[Seeker]

But I approve a women's only forum. It would be such a convenience! Once a month we could simply ban everyone in it! That's a great idea, Sister Seeker.

Yeah, but you would have to admit that you would miss us during that time. Do you really want to look like a homer talking to all men for that month?

I think it should go beyond the cooking and cleaning. Very good points though. Maybe we could build each other up for how to submit and obey. Maybe Paul's way. Just like the bible says. We could call it the Proverbs 31 woman's thread. We do like a challenge. All other harlots are not allowed unless they have something good to say!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Seeker

Yeah, but you would have to admit that you would miss us during that time. Do you really want to look like a homer talking to all men for that month?

I think it should go beyond the cooking and cleaning. Very good points though. Maybe we could build each other up for how to submit and obey. Maybe Paul's way. Just like the bible says. We could call it the Proverbs 31 woman's thread. We do like a challenge. All other harlots are not allowed unless they have something good to say!

I'll let you negotiate terms with whoever actually starts the forum. I haven't time. I spend most of my life ministering to poor, wayward girls at the Landover Home in Hawaii. I must convince them to cast out their evil thoughts of constant fornication and seek a better ...or at least a more highly paid...life serving the LORD and tithing appropriately.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

If you mean getting oral sex instruction from that terrible harlot Tali, or her novice assistant, the ex-papist Sister Mary Maria, I'm afraid I would have to absolutely forbid any such thing! You would have to keep the conversation within the bounds of propriety. Recipes, washing and ironing, cleaning, where to go during your unclean time....things like that.

But I approve a women's only forum. It would be such a convenience! Once a month we could simply ban everyone in it! That's a great idea, Sister Seeker.

With all due respect Pastor Pistle, this topic of women's forum has been exhaustively discussed in the recent past:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1464

One can only conclude that without guidance from manly men, and the proper True Christian™ women, things deteriorate rather quickly. Their addled brains seemingly are incapable of remaining on topic.

[revrggreen]

[quote=Enemy of YOU people;98875]First off, retards are not the Devil's Children. Why? Because they don't do evil.
quote]

?? Son, this could NOT be further from the truth. These retards are nothing but wild animals, and from statistics a massive 97% of violent teens in schools have some sort of learning retardation.

Where are your facts now, Devil-boy? See, we can all see through your filthy lies.

Take a look at this article -

FILTHY RETARDS GET AWAY WITH MURDER AND ABUSE IN SCHOOLS

A disabled, violent student in North Carolina broke her teacher's
arm in a classroom fray. A disabled Oklahoma student stabbed her
teacher with a nail she had secreted into class. What followed?
Summary expulsion, or at least placement in more restrictive
classrooms?

No. Under the 1975 Individuals With Disabilities Act, or IDEA, which
provides the special programs designed to educate and create
opportunities for disabled students, the teachers and school
officials in the two states may deal with such violent and
disruptive students with only mild punishments.

The Oklahoma student received a three-day suspension, for example,
and the North Carolina girl was suspended from school for two days,
even though similar acts by nondisabled students would have resulted
in much harsher measures.

Such incidents, now commonplace, have led the two major teachers'
unions -- the American Federation of Teachers and the National
Education Association -- along with several professional
organizations, such as the National Association of Elementary School
Principals, to demand a major overhaul of the IDEA. They believe its
provisions have been responsible for allowing the situation to get
completely out of hand and they are glad it is before Congress for
reevaluation.

Violent and disruptive behavior by disabled students has ranged from
defecating in the classroom to the regular battering of teachers and
even the murder of other students.

Says Michael Resnick, spokesman for the National School Boards
Association, "What we are asking is that disabled students be
treated the same way as nondisabled students -- that all students be
viewed as equal." Resnick and other professionals want to see the
IDEA revamped to protect teachers and students from violence in the
classroom -- allowing school authorities to remove disruptive
students and, preferably, transfer them to settings in which their
special needs can be met. "Nondisabled students have rights too,"
says Resnick.

Pitted against these educators are parents of disabled students and
leaders of organizations that represent the disabled, such as the
Berkeley-based Disability Rights Education and Defense Fund. These
groups regard any changes in the IDEA as a slippery slope down which
hard-won rights for the disabled will slide into Dickensian misery.

What special-education advocates want is a school system "where no
child is deprived of education and there is no one who is expelled,"
says Myrna Mandlawitz, a specialist in government affairs for the
national Association of State Directors of Special Education, based
in Alexandria, Va. Mandlawitz argues that a strong federal presence
in special education -- and a strong IDEA -- is needed because the
states have "a bad record," particularly before the 1975 passage of
this law.

At issue is a practice called "inclusion," initiated about 15 years
ago and now widespread, in which disabled students are taken from
special-education centers and other specialized schools and grouped
in regular classrooms with the nondisabled. The theory behind
inclusion is that the disabled will benefit from association with
other students and will not tend to regard themselves as
irredeemably different.

According to Department of Education figures, 4.8 million school-age
children are defined as disabled, the vast majority (3.5 million) of
whom fall into such broad categories as the learning disabled and
those with speech and language impairments -- groupings that include
dyslexics and the hyperactive. About 550,000 are mentally retarded,
while deaf and blind students number just under 100,000.

Inclusion means mainstreaming such disabled students as dyslexics --
many of whom can profit from contact with nondyslexics and only some
of whom need highly individualized education, according to Steve
Laubacher, executive director of the Orton Dyslexia Society, based
in Baltimore.

But also mainstreamed are the disabled children with Down syndrome
and the autistic, who require a great deal of personal attention,
who sometimes are not toilet trained (requiring schools to provide
special diapering rooms) and who can be violent.

Under an IDEA "stay-put provision," teachers and school officials
can suspend disabled students from any category for only 10 days
without then going to court to obtain permission from a judge to
continue the suspension.

It's at this point that school authorities feel most frustrated --
and it is at this point that many educators who otherwise support
special education become doubtful. Says John Brennan, a retired
adjustment counselor in psychological services with the Boston
public schools, "I think there is a need for the programs, but
without the farout social theories in which the special-ed people
begin to pursue one crazy fad after another."

Going to court to remove a student deemed disruptive and a danger to
him or herself and others takes time and a great deal of money.
Judges are prone to grant suspension of violent students only in
cases in which a life is threatened -- something teachers and school
officials find difficult to prove.

Moreover, the courts rarely are friendly to teachers' concerns.
Their predominant philosophy is that a disability saps self-esteem --
and it is this loss of confidence that leads the disabled student
to lash out and turn to violence. It is an approach to the law that
allows the courts to conclude that disabled students should not be
punished in the same ways as nondisabled students, educators say.

In addition, the schools often end up paying their opponents'
attorneys' fees. Fee awards as high as $10,000 and $20,000 are not
unusual, says Resnick. These funds must come out of school budgets
(and therefore from taxpayer money) and be taken from the costs of
other projects the schools have planned.

The House Economic and Educational Opportunities subcommittee on
Early Childhood, Youth and Families, chaired by conservative
Republican Randy "Duke" Cunningham of California, held three
hearings on the IDEA this summer but adjourned for the August break
without producing a completed bill -- something the members had
planned to do. The Senate Labor and Human Resources subcommittee on
Disability Policy, chaired by Tennessee Republican Bill Frist, a
conservative and physician, plans to have its version by the end of
September.

Educators such as Resnick, as well as advocates for the disabled,
are asking the federal government to provide as much as another 40
percent of what the states are paying for special-education
programs. No one in Congress is even talking about spending that
kind of money. Since the states now spend about $30 billion, that
would mean at least $13 billion coming from federal funds. But the
federal government supplies "only" about $3 billion a year -- a
figure that may increase slightly, say Insight's sources in the
House, but which certainly won't climb by much and may go down.

The Clinton administration has checked in with a revised IDEA that
would base federal grants to the states on the total number of
students enrolled in school, rather than the number of special-
education kids, as now is the case.

The Education Department sees this bill as encouraging the states to
start identifying disabled youngsters early on -- say, at the
toddler stage -- when disabilities, especially many kinds of
learning and speech problems, are best handled.

But, more to the point, Education hopes that by basing grants on
total numbers of students the states won't tend to "overidentify"
children who have disabilities -- a problem many observers say adds
significantly to the lists of students in special education and one
that needs addressing.

The administration bill doesn't address the clear and present danger
of violence in the classroom, Resnick notes, and he also says that
Congress has yet to deal with that problem.

What the teachers' unions and education associations want is a
system that allows disputes between teachers and the representatives
of the disabled to be settled in hearings outside the courtroom --
with no attorneys present, says Resnick. The courts, they say, must
be a last resort. It's a demand that the disabled and their
representatives fight tooth and nail. All three House hearings on
the bill this summer were heavily attended by parents of the
disabled, who also staged a 1,000-person demonstration on the steps
of the Capitol in favor of keeping the restrictive provisions.

The IDEA as it now stands also requires schools to pay for the
hearing aids, eyeglasses and other needs of their disabled students,
a cost educators want placed on state health agencies rather than
the educational system, says Resnick.

Congress may find some way to grant teachers and others in the
classroom more protection -- at least when it comes to school
violence. Last year a bill that allows schools to suspend for 45
days disabled students who bring firearms to class was supported by
the Clinton administration and passed by the House and Senate. This
was a major alteration in the IDEA, and it comes despite protests
from advocates for the disabled. School officials say they want the
45-day suspension extended to disabled students who bring to school
other weapons, such as knives, brass knuckles and martialarts gear.
Many states, some of them fearful of a rise in the number of
lawsuits from nondisabled students harmed in classrooms by the
disabled, are taking matters into their own hands. Virginia
authorities, for example, recently asked a federal court to overturn
a July 3 ruling by Secretary of Education Richard Riley that the
commonwealth violates the IDEA when it suspends violent students who
threaten others in the classroom.

Whatever happens, Boston's John Brennan may have the last word on
the bottom-line issue at hand. "When kids are disruptive, you remove
them," he says. "You give the other kids a break."

[revrggreen]

[quote=revrggreen;99088]These retards are nothing but wild animals, and from statistics a massive 97% of violent teens in schools have some sort of learning retardation. [quote]

While the other 3% of violent teens are goths.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

With all due respect Pastor Pistle, this topic of women's forum has been exhaustively discussed in the recent past:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1464

One can only conclude that without guidance from manly men, and the proper True Christian™ women, things deteriorate rather quickly. Their addled brains seemingly are incapable of remaining on topic.

Thank you for that. Perhaps, for their guidance, I should repost my assessment of the situation from the last time an uppity woman started flapping her yap on the subject?

This entire thread is proof of the inherent idiocy of the entire weaker sex.

What, like if there was a TRUE CHRISTIAN HELP FORUM LED BY MOTHER GLENDORA, for example? Or perhaps you were thinking of something more along the lines of a BETTY BOWERS FORUM WHERE IGNORANT WOMEN COULD NATTER ABOUT GOSSIP AND RECIPES AND OTHER SUCH FRIVOLOUS THINGS? In future, please take care to look around the forum, and try to think before you post. I know, being female, it's difficult, but please at least try to make the effort.

Now, can any good True Christian™ man give me a single good reason why I shouldn't lock this thread and ban every single member of this forum who is tainted with the curse of Eve?

[Enema of YOU people]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHa you guy are hysticial, are you even lisytening to yourselves?First off how can one be guilty of sin before they are alive to commit a sin? Think about it. How can one be wicked, yet act wicked. I'm curriour just many retard, or mental impared people do know personally? Don't judge what you do not know first hand.No, god does not deal in abolsutes. God understands and forgives. If you truly understood human nature you to would be far less judgemental. I'm not saying there isn't evil or isn't good, all I'm saying is both are an extreme and that the vast majority is grey. The only law that is absokute is causality, and God's grace.I do not need to give Jesus a reason to love me. God will love me no matter what I do, as any parent loves their child.But what is righousness. Such a thing is based solely upon the vague idea of what is good and what is evil, both of which are subjective to the person. The Nazis believed they were rightous, as did the communists and the Huns and the Mongols. Indeed if you go down the line will every 'evil' person believed they were rightous.So you all willing to be judge by those whom do understand the reasons for you actions? The tragedies and joys of your past? Human unable to completely able to understand anything completely and thus we are unable to properly judge eath other. That is why god reserved judgement and vengance for himself. The sole being that does understand these things.Does the bible deal in absolutes? In one verse it condems prostitutes saying they should be stoned. Yet in another it openly forgives a prostitutes whom displays sincere regret. There is rarely a time when there is not middle ground, one should seek that middle ground in order to see the truth of situation. The devil does both, he is the quiet whisper in our ear leading us to intolerance, judgement and the pursuit of our desires by harming others knowingly.God is the quiet still voice in ones heart. Saying do not harm others if you can. Accept aothers as they are, do not judge. That self sacrifice, duty and honor are sacred things. To love and not to hate. To act with the pen, not the sword.Also it is not true that every retarded baby is born retarded becuase of his mother's promisuity, sorry spelled that wrong. Many are born from mothers have done nothing wrong. there are many reasons for retardation in a baby, most often lack of air during birth. Or bad genetics.And no that isn't who God's name is spelled in Hebrew, your using the English alphabet. (Joke) Second thanks for the correction, I honestly was only going by ear since I've only ever heard it spoken.Me being the aggressive one, whom are attacking whom?In closing you don't have the right to decide who believes what. That for the indivigual to decide. Erasing one religion or many will not create peace. Peace cannot be baught with blood. Lay down the sword, take up the book, take those you love in your arms and live in harmony with the land and nieghbor, thus shall you find peace. For those whom drench their hands in blood, there is no peace nor salvation from the ghosts shall haunt their every step.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brothers and sisters, in the massive, unruly and hate-filled post that you see directly above this one, you can witness first hand what happens when you embrace satan and reject Christ. This heathen scum has a scrambled brain, but he doesn't know it, because his dark master whispers lies into his ears. He thinks that he's making perfect sense, but everything is says is jumbled up lies and delusion.

Not very pretty is it.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Not very pretty is it.

No! He reminds me of that wormtongue character from that SATANIC movie SUV was going on and on about.

[revrggreen]

Originally Posted by Enemy of YOU people

there are many reasons for retardation in a baby, most often lack of air during birth. Or bad genetics.

"God created man in his own image" Genesis 1:27

Many of my followers have asked me, 'if God made all men perfect and in his own image, then where do retards come from?' While this answer is fairly straight-forward to a learned man of the Bible, it sickens me to the very pit of my stomach that some pathetic people have the nerve to suggest that God actually created these filthy limbless monsters. They say to me 'How did God get it so wrong?', like these wretched creatures have anything to do with him. It's utterly offensive to even suggest that God, in his infinite wisdom, would create something as loathsome and repulsive a a spastic child. So let me tell you exactly where these disgusting beasts come from. They are the seed of Hell itself.

From the first book of the Holy Bible, Genesis, which deals with the creation of the Earth, the birth of man, and the banishment of Lucifer and his Demons to Earth.


'The Nephilim were in the earth in those days, and also after that, when the sons of God [Fallen Angels - Demons] came unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them.' Genesis 6:4

And there it is. During the early days of the Earth we find out exactly where retards come from. They are the product of Demons raping women, giving birth to spastic children and chinks. They are the spawn of Satan. Half-demon children with spastic retardation and other defects. And the Bible goes on to teach that these filthy Demon half-breeds created hate and disorder. Turning man against man, until the World was full of evil and wickedness. And it made God weep.

'And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. The LORD was sorry that He had made man on the earth, and He was grieved in His heart.And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for I am sorry that I have made them.' Genesis 6:6-8

Of course, you will ask what proof do we have that retards today are the descendants of those filthy half-Demon hybrids that caused the destruction of mankind? That they have the same blood running through their twisted limbs as the Demons cast out of Heaven? Well let me remind you of your original question. If God is so perfect then why would he create a retard? I think the answer is in the question. He wouldn't. These creatures are the spawn of Hell, and anyone who suggests otherwise is not only insulting me, he is insulting God.

So let's get one thing straight here, these filthy retards are not even human. They are worthless slobbering stammering stuttering piecies of excrement. An abomination to God. They are a burden on our economy. They are a burden on the poor mothers who bore them, though I have no doubt those mothers must have done something to deserve such deformed repulsive babies. They were probably whores, fornicators, alcoholics, wiccans, satanists, losers, junkies, homosexuals or Jews to have been cursed with twisted limbless demon children like that. You would never catch a True Christian giving birth to one of these defective mongeloid monsters.

They are a burden on the tax-payer, that we pump all our hard-earned dollars into homes to house these illiterate mongeloids, that we fund their spastic activities, and gain nothing in return.

From -
http://www.godhatesgoths.com/godhatesretards.html

Rev RG Green
Parents Against Retardation

[Enema of YOU people]

First my post would make more sense if the dang paragraphies weren't all jumbled together.So now then let me get this straight. I'm an evil devil worshiper because my view of god is different then your. That's orginal. And as I right I'm perfectly calm. I have spoken nothing but truth, so I say you are the Demon how would refuse truth when offered merely because it is not to your liking.When the bible said we were created in god's image, it wasn't taking about this physical vosode, oops another word, it was speaking of our hearts. The self aware consiousness, the soul and the spirit. Just look around, everyone appears different. If we were all created solely in god's physical image then we'd all look exactly the same. Once more you learn upon a twisted part of the bible to support you. Does it give a description of what these devil spawn looked like, how they acted? Once again you judge with knowledge.Also I never asked that question. God created everything in existance. Everything is part of his plan. Nothing exist in this world against his will, as everything has a purpose accoding to his will.You know the whole they're not human thing makes you sound crazy to right? Secondly what kind of people are you talking about? Retards is dirogitory term that covers a large number of mental and physical disabilities. Third the only reason you them is because they're different and that scarse you. You're right retard or the disabled are here to test us. To test our compasion, and our wisdom. I'd say you all are sorely failing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Enemy of YOU people

First my post would make more sense if the dang paragraphies weren't all jumbled together.So now then let me get this straight. I'm an evil devil worshiper because my view of god is different then your. That's orginal. And as I right I'm perfectly calm. I have spoken nothing but truth, so I say you are the Demon how would refuse truth when offered merely because it is not to your liking.When the bible said we were created in god's image, it wasn't taking about this physical vosode, oops another word, it was speaking of our hearts. The self aware consiousness, the soul and the spirit. Just look around, everyone appears different. If we were all created solely in god's physical image then we'd all look exactly the same. Once more you learn upon a twisted part of the bible to support you. Does it give a description of what these devil spawn looked like, how they acted? Once again you judge with knowledge.Also I never asked that question. God created everything in existance. Everything is part of his plan. Nothing exist in this world against his will, as everything has a purpose accoding to his will.You know the whole they're not human thing makes you sound crazy to right? Secondly what kind of people are you talking about? Retards is dirogitory term that covers a large number of mental and physical disabilities. Third the only reason you them is because they're different and that scarse you. You're right retard or the disabled are here to test us. To test our compasion, and our wisdom. I'd say you all are sorely failing.

I'll bet you ride the short bus to school, don't you boy.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Even Shitoshi makes more sense to me than this clown. And that frightens me!

[SalvationSeeker]

Until you've learned how to spell and use some structure in your posts, you can consider your inane ramblings ignored, fool.
We don't speak retard here, but God's chosen language: American.

[Brother Temperance]

I've cut this post down to the essentials:

Originally Posted by Enemy of YOU people

...stoned....

Originally Posted by Enemy of YOU people

First my post would make more sense if the dang paragraphies weren't all jumbled together.

Good point. Why not stop jumbling them, then?

So now then let me get this straight. I'm an evil devil worshiper because my view of god is different then your.

Yes. Remember Korach?

You're right retard or the disabled are here to test us. To test our compasion, and our wisdom. I'd say you all are sorely failing.

And I'd say that if a retarded tested you in a battle of wits, you'd sorely fail.

[Enema of YOU people]

Even Shitoshi makes more sense to me than this clown. And that frightens me!

A lot of things frighten you, don't they? MAYbe that's the reason why you're so, *ahem*, christian? And clever, you added an s to his name, many applauds, very, VERY witty.

I'll bet you ride the short bus to school, don't you boy.

hah, that's funny, since we all know that retards wouldn't be online arguing with you apes, we can deduce that you o simple-minded one, are resorting to petty insults. AGAIN, I applaud another member's wits.[clap, clap, CLAP]

God's chosen language: American.

I'm not even going to comment on your hypocrisy. Rather, I'm just going to ask, what about true christians, good protestant pastors and reverends that still live in France and Germany? Are you going to call respected church leaders misled and foolish o' grunt(it's a term used for a stupid foot soldier or such.)?

And I'd say that if a retarded tested you in a battle of wits, you'd sorely fail.

Oh, and now he responds in kind. Are you so far gone in your ignorance and belligerence that you wouldn't even hede the theory that my freind posted? What if you're wrong and you are going to hell? I think that that might frighten some of you, the way you have been scared into being repressed, out of your free will and hating every other human being in the world unlike you.
and that concludes my post.


post scriptum,
this profile is shared within a group of people, if you couldn't figure that out on your own. g'bye.