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Default Re: Wear purple Oct 20 (if you HATE JESUS) - 10-21-2010, 10:07 PM

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Tara, LBC is not a cult. The Bible is real and not some bunch of fairytales.
Can you give us proof the bible isnt real? The bible wasnt written by your god, it was written by humans, who can be swayed by confirmation bias, and their own personal prejudices and beliefs. So tell me miss Lisa, how can you be so sure the bible isnt fiction?




And because I dont feel waiting another 300 seconds to reply, who says our lives are empty voids? I, myself, am perfectly content with my life and my sexuality. Its just so sad that in todays society we have bigots like you.
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Default Re: Wear purple Oct 20 (if you HATE JESUS) - 10-21-2010, 10:08 PM

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I don't know how I'm going to be able to continue my life knowing this.
And I don't know why any of you bother to try talking any sense into the Landover Baptists' heads. They're whackjobs, but they're whackjobs with an internally consistent worldview, namely, that every word of their big book of fairy tales is Truth-with-a-capital-T. They're not like Christians in mainstream denominations, who cherry-pick and reinterpret Bible verses to make it sound as though the Bible were all kittens and lollipops.


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Default Re: Wear purple Oct 20 (if you HATE JESUS) - 10-21-2010, 10:15 PM

By speaking your mind and bringing up true facts youre sure to be evil. Dont you know this Mc?!?!
Its either believe in their cult or youre damned.

Ill tell you whats real, and what i believe in.
...Survival of the fittest (kill or be killed) and raw proven fact.

As stated by Cult master, its not all fuzzy bunnies.
The fact is the reason why people fall in to this cult is because it is covered up by the fuzzy bunny notion. People think its about being a good person... and if i believe he'll save idea. Truth is its not all about that. But thats all people want to hear.

If you actually look deeper and read the bible you see how much crazy stuff there is. Im sorry but sacrifices, killing your first born and kill animals, and being forced to fear by your "savior" isnt legit.
The whole listen to me and do what I say or youre wrong and damned is garbage plain and simple.

In theory they are terrorists. Their cult uses fear to make people do things.
By definition thats a terrorist scheme. Therefore a terrorist cult.
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Default Re: Wear purple Oct 20 (if you HATE JESUS) - 10-21-2010, 10:15 PM

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Can you give us proof the bible isnt real? The bible wasnt written by your god, it was written by humans, who can be swayed by confirmation bias, and their own personal prejudices and beliefs. So tell me miss Lisa, how can you be so sure the bible isnt fiction?
So you are now admitting the Bible is real. Of the Bible was written by humans. It was written by God via humans. If you notice it also tells accounts of how God done things on this world through people.

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And because I dont feel waiting another 300 seconds to reply, who says our lives are empty voids? I, myself, am perfectly content with my life and my sexuality. Its just so sad that in todays society we have bigots like you.
If you are so content with your life, then why are you here. You want to fill the void in your life only the Lord can fill.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Wear purple Oct 20 (if you HATE JESUS) - 10-21-2010, 10:19 PM

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By speaking your mind and bringing up true facts youre sure to be evil. Dont you know this Mc?!?!
Its either believe in their cult or youre damned.

Ill tell you whats real, and what i believe in.
...Survival of the fittest (kill or be killed) and raw proven fact.

As stated by Cult master, its not all fuzzy bunnies.
The fact is the reason why people fall in to this cult is because it is covered up by the fuzzy bunny notion. People think its about being a good person... and if i believe he'll save idea. Truth is its not all about that. But thats all people want to hear.

If you actually look deeper and read the bible you see how much crazy stuff there is. Im sorry but sacrifices, killing your first born and kill animals, and being forced to fear by your "savior" isnt legit.
The whole listen to me and do what I say or youre wrong and damned is garbage plain and simple.

In theory they are terrorists. Their cult uses fear to make people do things.
By definition thats a terrorist scheme. Therefore a terrorist cult.
Tara, I suspect you have read another book thinking it was the Bible. Why are you not able to stay on topic of this thread.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Wear purple Oct 20 (if you HATE JESUS) - 10-21-2010, 10:21 PM

The bible is a piece of literature, i didnt say it wasnt real i said it was real, there is a difference.
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Default Re: Wear purple Oct 20 (if you HATE JESUS) - 10-21-2010, 10:25 PM

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Default Re: Wear purple Oct 20 (if you HATE JESUS) - 10-21-2010, 10:27 PM

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The bible is a piece of literature, i didnt say it wasnt real i said it was real, there is a difference.
Then you agree the Bible is real and is the word of God.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Wear purple Oct 20 (if you HATE JESUS) - 10-21-2010, 10:29 PM

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I was being sarcastic
Then you do want to be a Christian and love the Lord.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Wear purple Oct 20 (if you HATE JESUS) - 10-21-2010, 10:30 PM

How is it real?
How at all???
Because you believe in it... is that why its real?
You have NO FACTS WHAT SO EVER TO SUPPORT THAT!
So if i believe that if i eat dog shit and shoot heroine.... ill live to be 1400 years old like they did in the bible.
Please do explain that to... how was it people lived to be well over 1000 years old in the bible??
I wont even ask how numerous other made up things supposedly happened.
PLEASE DO TELL?!?!
Please prove me wrong with facts.
Dont use cult loop hole mumbo jumbo like, For the bible tells me so garbage.
That means nothing and holds no water.
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Default Re: Wear purple Oct 20 (if you HATE JESUS) - 10-21-2010, 10:30 PM

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[...]according to the bible they say your supposed to love everyone unconditionally. [...]
I think that you are mistaken. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that we should love everyone unconditionally. The nearest it comes is:

Joh:13:33: Little children, yet a little while I am with you. Ye shall seek me: and as I said unto the Jews, Whither I go, ye cannot come; so now I say to you.
Joh:13:34: A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.
Joh:13:35: By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.

Here, Jesus is speaking to His Disciples, telling them what they should do. He says, "
That ye love one another" i.e. as the Disciples were True Christians™, then the command is that True Christians™ should love one another; and we do.

It certainly isn't that we should love weirdos and abominations.






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Default Re: Wear purple Oct 20 (if you HATE JESUS) - 10-21-2010, 10:35 PM

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Tara, I suspect you have read another book thinking it was the Bible. Why are you not able to stay on topic of this thread.
No, im more than sure its the bible. Have you ever even read it?
If so then you as well as I know exactly what i mean.
If i felt like putting forth more effort ide go dig it out of my old car and start rattling of excerpts.
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How is it real?
How at all???
Because you believe in it... is that why its real?
You have NO FACTS WHAT SO EVER TO SUPPORT THAT!
So if i believe that if i eat dog shit and shoot heroine.... ill live to be 1400 years old like they did in the bible.
Please do explain that to... how was it people lived to be well over 1000 years old in the bible??
I wont even ask how numerous other made up things supposedly happened.
PLEASE DO TELL?!?!
Please prove me wrong with facts.
Dont use cult loop hole mumbo jumbo like, For the bible tells me so garbage.
That means nothing and holds no water.
How can anyone have a rational conversation with you. Why are you eating dog poo and shooting up heroine. Is this how lonely and desperate you life has become Tara.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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No, im more than sure its the bible. Have you ever even read it?
If so then you as well as I know exactly what i mean.
If i felt like putting forth more effort ide go dig it out of my old car and start rattling of excerpts.
Of course I have read the Bible.

With you coming here it shows you want to be became a Christian. Perhaps you should put more effort into you life.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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I think that you are mistaken. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that we should love everyone unconditionally.
But in the bible it does say to kill animals and put blood on the alter and on yourself. Amongst many other off putting things. But do you do all of them as well?
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Default Re: Wear purple Oct 20 (if you HATE JESUS) - 10-21-2010, 10:44 PM

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How is it real?
How at all???
Because you believe in it... is that why its real?
You have NO FACTS WHAT SO EVER TO SUPPORT THAT!
FACTS:

God Exists. FACT Proof is here.
Six scientific Extra-Biblical arguments that PROVE God exists

God wrote The Bible using humans as His Pens FACT

We have plenty of FACTS Tara to support our position.



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Default Re: Wear purple Oct 20 (if you HATE JESUS) - 10-21-2010, 10:47 PM

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Of course I have read the Bible.

With you coming here it shows you want to be became a Christian. Perhaps you should put more effort into you life.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh is that what it means?!!?!
REAAAAALLLLYYYY????
AHAHAHAHA!!!
By stating that, that means your must be retarded!
Im here to call out youre cult.
Im here to set things strait.
By no means am I here to worship or put faith in a book of lies and made up stories.
KNOW THAT!


Also out more effort in to youre self.
Educate yourself and open your eyes.
Youre clueless to the real facts.
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Default Re: Wear purple Oct 20 (if you HATE JESUS) - 10-21-2010, 10:50 PM

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh is that what it means?!!?!
REAAAAALLLLYYYY????
AHAHAHAHA!!!
By stating that, that means your must be retarded!
Im here to call out youre cult.
Im here to set things strait.
By no means am I here to worship or put faith in a book of lies and made up stories.
KNOW THAT!


Also out more effort in to youre self.
Educate yourself and open your eyes.
Youre clueless to the real facts.
What kind of ranting is this. Is this what happens to you after you have eaten dog poo and shoot up heroin


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Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Wear purple Oct 20 (if you HATE JESUS) - 10-21-2010, 10:51 PM

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No, I'm more than sure it's the Bible. Have you ever even read it?
If so then you know as well as I know exactly what I mean.
If I felt like putting forth more effort I'd go dig it out of my old car and start rattling off excerpts.
Here you go, for all your quick-Bible-referencing needs: http://kingjbible.com/ , word-searchable, most popular translations available for cross-checking, too!


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