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Default Re: God HATES people who lie on the Internet! - 02-12-2011, 09:35 AM

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What I really don't understand is why a man would pretend to be a woman (or the other way around) on the internet.
You have to remember that the people who do these sorts of things are not actually Christian! There is nothing more to it than this, in my opinion. We shouldn't be surprised when vile heathen scum act in depraved manners.

I remember once discussing the death penalty and its effectiveness as a deterrent. Good people can't imagine why criminals aren't deterred from similar crime, even when one of their number gets executed. We can't understand why anyone would risk their own death so easily. The simple answer is that criminals don't plan on getting caught! They don't recognize the consequence of being executed as anything but an abstraction, with respect to themselves. They are blind! (By the way, there is no argument that capital punishment deters at least one villain! )

Similarly, we True Christians cannot fathom why the majority of atheists do not just fall down on bended knee before God, begging forgiveness, desperate to avoid eternity in Hell. It's the same reason! Atheists simply do not recognize there are any spiritual consequences for their actions! They have no capacity to connect with anything beyond their own senses. They are blind!



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Default Re: God HATES people who lie on the Internet! - 02-12-2011, 07:40 PM

As a very rich, handsome, well endowed, 26 year old man, I HATE it when women do not trust me on the internet. They always want you to PROVE that you are who you say you are, they keep bugging you to get on cam, do something convincing on cam.
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Default Re: God HATES people who lie on the Internet! - 02-12-2011, 07:44 PM

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As a very rich, handsome, well endowed, 26 year old man, I HATE it when women do not trust me on the internet. They always want you to PROVE that you are who you say you are, they keep bugging you to get on cam, do something convincing on cam.
Why are you soliciting women on the Interwebs rather than meeting respectable young ladies at church?

And who is "cam"? Short for Cameron? What exactly are you wanted to "do" on her?

I don't like the innuendo in your post one bit.


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Default Re: God HATES people who lie on the Internet! - 02-12-2011, 07:45 PM

these filthy, impoverished liars ruin the internet for all the attractive people looking to exploit their god-given advantage over the ugly ones. One divinely blessed, handsome male can deflower 100 virgins in a month via the miracle of the internet, but now, they are so untrusting.
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Default Re: God HATES people who lie on the Internet! - 07-28-2013, 12:17 AM

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What do those people hope to achieve by lying on the Internet about who they are? If a man pretends to be a woman, it'll be game over as soon as "she" meets "her" date at the coffee shop. Similarly, an atheist who pretends to be a True Christian™ (or, even worse, a pastor) will be found out pretty quickly when he can't quote the Bible correctly.
True words, Pastor. But I think some out there might believe that Satan loves to quote the scriptures for his own ends. While we know that is true, we will know the True Christians™ from the false ones by what parts of the Word the Holy Spirit whispers in our ears to be true.

That is an excellent measure of a person's truthfulness, by how much they listen for Jesus' voice.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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