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Default Re: Stonehenge glorified - 11-06-2006, 01:59 AM

Mmmm hmmm.
So the house of one of the most idiotic men in history, which poisons the planet (just as he himself does), should go down in history as a great achievement whereas amazing things created by people with far less technology than us are just rubbish?
Yup, very sensible.



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Default Re: Stonehenge glorified - 11-06-2006, 02:04 AM

Lest you forget Ye wee simpleton, President Bush DEFEATED the filthy gay Democrats twice. The last loser recently embarrassed himself by calling US soldiers lazy and stupid which is clearly the opposite of reality. Real good team ya got going there Libby.

And your suggestions for this list would include what?


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Default Re: Stonehenge glorified - 11-06-2006, 02:57 AM

I think the things that are already in the 'wonders' list are FINE!



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Default Re: Stonehenge glorified - 11-06-2006, 03:33 AM

While Satan may appreciate your support of this list, I do not. I think it needs to be less in favor of the Black Arts and more in keeping with the way the world should be. Call me a visionary.


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Default Re: Stonehenge glorified - 11-06-2006, 03:51 AM

Hmm, so then would you consider Arlington cemetery to be a wonder then, considering that the bible seems to approve of death and killing and war so much?



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Default Re: Stonehenge glorified - 11-06-2006, 04:50 AM

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Hmm, so then would you consider Arlington cemetery to be a wonder then, considering that the bible seems to approve of death and killing and war so much?
How dare you insult Arlington National Cemetery, Van Hellbound! It is the final resting place of 100s of men and women who fought, and died, for freedom. Freedom doesn't come free, you know. It comes at the cost of the lives of soldiers who fight, and are willing to die, for it.
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Default Re: Stonehenge glorified - 11-06-2006, 04:57 AM

I'm not insulting Arlington at all. If you read my post properly, you'd know that.
It is a cemetery, one that contains heroes of war. As brave as those soldiers were, the fact is, such a place shouldn't exist because war shouldn't exist.
I would NEVER insult those soldiers and their families. But the fact is, they should have lived to a ripe old age, not died in a war which only happened because human beings are inconsiderate, selfish and power hungry jerks!



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Default Re: Stonehenge glorified - 11-06-2006, 07:58 AM

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I'm not insulting Arlington at all. If you read my post properly, you'd know that.
It is a cemetery, one that contains heroes of war. As brave as those soldiers were, the fact is, such a place shouldn't exist because war shouldn't exist.
I would NEVER insult those soldiers and their families. But the fact is, they should have lived to a ripe old age, not died in a war which only happened because human beings are inconsiderate, selfish and power hungry jerks!
That statement is the perfect example of why women should never be allowed to do anything except cook and have babies. You see, men are required by GOD to prove themselves in battle. Only the successful ones bring back plunder, and those men get their choice of the drooling women who want to have their babies. If it were not for war, which separates the brave from the gay, there would be no way to decide who leads the world or who gets first choice of potential mates.

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Default Re: Stonehenge glorified - 11-06-2006, 08:49 AM

War has only been necessary because of human nature. If human being were not so vile by nature (and yes, I know I'm picking on my own race) there would be no need for wars.
War cemeteries serve as a reminder of how vile our race really is, has really become. (Well, has always been really, just has better technology to do more harm these days! )



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Default Re: Stonehenge glorified - 11-06-2006, 09:54 AM

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War has only been necessary because of human nature.
Dya think so? Gosh, I wondered why people have always been fighting wars. Turns out it's our nature! Who knew?

That also explains why unmarried teenage girls get preggers. If they didn't, there would be no one left to carry on human nature.


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One day, Pastor, I just might take you up on that challenge. You claim you can do it? Well, get yourself a video camera if you don't already have one, and videotape this challenge being fulfilled.
If I see you (or a group of people you've given the instructions to) duplicate that in a reasonably short amount of time, then I will stop arguing and agree that I am being, to quote you, an empty-headed fool about this.
Some children did it for a school project a few years ago. Now who's the dummy?

Here's a link on how to do it in just under 2 hours.

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Dya think so? Gosh, I wondered why people have always been fighting wars. Turns out it's our nature! Who knew?

That also explains why unmarried teenage girls get preggers. If they didn't, there would be no one left to carry on human nature.
And then there are people like you who carry on the meanie nature.

Well if it isn't human nature, Pastor, then what is it, mister smartypants? Oh, wait, I know....another HUGE factor in the cause of wars through the ages.....religion. How could I forget?

But it's in human nature as well. King describes it best in his book 'Cell'. 'Humans have survived because they have always been the craziest, most murderous animals in the jungle'.

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Here's a link on how to do it in just under 2 hours.
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But it's in human nature as well. King describes it best in his book 'Cell'. 'Humans have survived because they have always been the craziest, most murderous animals in the jungle'.
If you would bother to keep track of your religion there Rachael who would find the "killer ape" theory has been discarded as a fantasy of '50s Englishmen looking to boost their failing manhoods and is right up their with the '60s feminist fantasy about the "aquatic ape". The curently silly theory is humans were losers booted out of the jungle by better apes and manged to survive a 10,000 year drought in southern Africa. This confusion shows why The Bible is correct since its explanation never changes.



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If you would bother to keep track of your religion there Rachael who would find the "killer ape" theory has been discarded as a fantasy of '50s Englishmen looking to boost their failing manhoods and is right up their with the '60s feminist fantasy about the "aquatic ape". The curently silly theory is humans were losers booted out of the jungle by better apes and manged to survive a 10,000 year drought in southern Africa. This confusion shows why The Bible is correct since its explanation never changes.
Times change, BJ. Things, people, and ideas evolve. There you go. EVOLVE!!
If you don't believe that, can you honestly say that we are the same as we were back in the 12th century?



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Default Re: Stonehenge glorified - 11-06-2006, 11:32 PM

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Times change, BJ. Things, people, and ideas evolve. There you go. EVOLVE!!
If you don't believe that, can you honestly say that we are the same as we were back in the 12th century?
That is correct, you bubble head. Your so-called evilutionary "facts" change all the time. The Holy Word of God NEVER changes!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Stonehenge glorified - 11-06-2006, 11:49 PM

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That is correct, you bubble head. Your so-called evilutionary "facts" change all the time. The Holy Word of God NEVER changes!
And the writings of some of the ancient pagans don't change either, and they came a long time before xtianity, yet you claim your version as the most valid?

Star Wars hasn't changed either, so does that mean that's based on a true story a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?
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Default Re: Stonehenge glorified - 11-07-2006, 03:34 AM

War is necessary.

Otherwise lesser people would just run amok cutting off heads and blithering about their invisible buddy. They would riot in the streets over meaningless nonsense and lay waste everything in their path if left unopposed. That is where Gods army, The Marines, come in. We kill these lesser people and send them to Hell where they can protest America all they want and are free to have all the camelsex and ass-kebobs they can handle.

Anyone who disagrees with Jesus should die anyway. It's not like they are using their lives anyway.


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Default Re: Stonehenge glorified - 11-07-2006, 04:10 AM

Did you read what I posted above, Marshall? War is ONLY necessary because of human nature and because of mainstream religion. Were those things different, there would be no need for wars.



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Default Re: Stonehenge glorified - 11-07-2006, 04:14 AM

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Did you read what I posted above, Marshall? War is ONLY necessary because of human nature and because of mainstream religion. Were those things different, there would be no need for wars.
Sure. If there were no humans or no human nature, HUMANS wouldn't be at war but something would. It's just a huge food fight after all.


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Default Re: Stonehenge glorified - 11-07-2006, 04:27 AM

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Sure. If there were no humans or no human nature, HUMANS wouldn't be at war but something would. It's just a huge food fight after all.
Yes but you have to admit, out of all of our species, humans are the only ones that
1) Kill/injure our own species just for the hell of it, or for stupid reasons.
2) Do not adapt to our environment but rather change it to suit us.
3) Have caused irreparable damage to the planet.

The earth existed for billions of years....and it's only taken humans a couple of hundred to f*** it up permanently.



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