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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 02-14-2020, 01:22 AM

That heterosexual female looks like she's already conceiving her dream soldiers of Christ in her mind.
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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 02-16-2020, 01:08 PM

I for one, the essence of heterosexuality, hereby object and deny consent for any technology that would be used to question my manliness.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 02-16-2020, 02:38 PM

I'll just stick Kosinski & Wang's "composite faces" at the top here because it's a new page.

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The first thing you notice is that they have different postures. The normal male appears to be slouching with his head pulled down at the back (or tilted up) slightly. Both he and the normal female seem better fed and likely to sprout jowls in later life. The two abominations, as The Bible describes them, are depicted as having the heads on better angled necks.

Secondly, the insinuation is that these are acquired characteristics, as though depravity is somehow natural. What does God think about that? Fortunately it's easy to find out. He's told us that these are vile affactions the women having changed the natural use into that which is against nature and the men also having left the natural use of the woman obsess over their lust one toward another. There is no distinction. God spells it out both are likewise working that which is unseemly.

Romans 1:26-32

Thirdly, what happens when the system is applied to people who don't look like they're made out of marzipan? There's enough of them walking around. I'll just include four.

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