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England Vanishes, Sodomites Swarm: "And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found" -
06-28-2016, 05:38 AM
Revelation 16:20
And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found.
This is Reality. It will be the one of the Finals of the Tribulations Game that Jesus will soon announce. It will happen soon. The exact date is still a mystery (Matthew 24:36) but as we speak, Jesus has produced the Following Preview Approved for all True Christian™ Audiences.
It will all begin in England with the participation of the two remaining most repulsive nations on Earth: Wales and Iceland. It entails the gradual disappearance of England and the ultimate but short-lived triumph of Wales and Iceland. It is realized by combining the pitiful politics of Elizabeth II, the Queer of England, with the revolting manifestation of homosexuality that is soccer. All this is more than adequate to prove that it has all been designed by Jesus Christ our Savior.
Act 1. The Eurocup Soccer Championships 2016
- Sodomites gather in France for their "Pride Month" and to "play ball".
- Jesus Saves the only Godly team (Russia) by sending it home early.
- All the remaining teams are either UK nations (England, Ulster, Ireland, Wales and Scotland) or Iceland.
- God makes the homers fight each other for His (and our) entertainment.
Act 2. England is uprooted
- England decides to leave Europe. This is decided by a vote. The Englishmen are afraid of foreigners and try to stop them from entering. The only manner to maintain the English population, however, would be to import heterosexual men, so this becomes a Pyrrhic Victory and predicts the Doom of England.
Act 3. The Soccer games reveal the Master Plan of Jesus
- England is forced to leave the Eurocup 2016 Soccer Tournament as the Icelandic team demolishes them on 27 June 2016. A nation of 30,000 berserks defeats the armies of England easily, which is only feasible if Jesus is intervening. Here we can hear the "Icelandic language" - i.e., senseless screaming of sexual release in the most distasteful sodomistic manner.
- Meanwhile, Wales also advances against the Catholic-Protestant swarms of Ulster.
Act 4. England leaves UN, Geographic Europe and ultimately the Planet
- England experiences an upheaval of nationalistic fervor and decides to leave all Creation (Genesis 1:1). This seems far-fetched but, in fact, it is exactly what Jesus has promised us and it's going to take place during the actual Game of Tribulations that will see the End of all things sodomistic and ugly.
- Now, you unsaved scum may ask: Is this not the End of Times Proper? No, it is not, and you would know it if you were familiar with your Bible.
Revelations 16:20
And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found
- Every Island, every mountain. Verily, this is only a preview. ONLY England this time. Jesus shows His Power and Might in this relatively gentle manner to remind Satan that he will be the Ultimate loser, just as the English are now losing everything.
Act 5: Wales and Iceland remain. Why oh WHY?!
- Why Wales? Why Iceland?? Two obscure nations that will play in the finale of these Sodomite Championships! Is there something that Jesus can see but we can't, some obvious connections between these two tiny and apparently insignificant nations? There is!
- Item 1: Both have languages that are not actual languages but derive from a population of monkeys hitting the keys of typewriters in a random manner. Behold Welsh (the shortest placename in that country):
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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio-
gogogoch
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- ...and Icelandic (their word for "Supreme Court Bannister"):
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hæstaréttarmálaflutningsmaður
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- Item 2: Both nations wallow deep in the murky cesspits of bestiality. There are more sheep than men in both countries and all these sheep are being constantly molested by the citizens, both in Wales...
The Conclusions
It all adds up. Jesus rejoices. The homers are killing each other in masses at the tournament. His work during Armageddon (Revelation 16:16) will be easier as England leaves the Observable Universe. By letting the most Satanic nations "win" the tournament He gives False Hope to the Enemy and His Troops, and the Sweeter His Ultimate Victory (Revelation 19:21) will be.
How much longer will Jesus have to suffer for the blasphemous game of soccer? Not long!
Revelation 22:20
He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: England Vanishes, Sodomites Swarm: "And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found" -
07-02-2016, 06:13 AM
One can only hope that with the disappearance of their homeland, the swarms of English refugees will be welcomed by their rich neighbors in the EU and the USA. Here in France, we recently enjoyed a (very) brief visit from the delightful English. Such pranksters! They'll assimilate very well into the indiginous culture as they did in Australia, the USA, India, the Middle East, etc.
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Re: England Vanishes, Sodomites Swarm: "And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found" -
07-02-2016, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
One can only hope that with the disappearance of their homeland, the swarms of English refugees will be welcomed by their rich neighbors in the EU and the USA. Here in France, we recently enjoyed a (very) brief visit from the delightful English. Such pranksters! They'll assimilate very well into the indiginous culture as they did in Australia, the USA, India, the Middle East, etc.
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This is indeed a real security threat. UK citizens form the most destructive and fearsome terrorist organization ever! Their country has seen thousands of bomb attacks by the vilest of the vile: The Catholic and Protestant terrorists against each other and eventually against themselves with the Catholic terrorism splitting into Provisional, Continuity and Real Catholics and the Protestants into oranges and Loyal.
The threats by Muslim Catholics and Baden-Baden Meinhoff are peanuts compared to British terrorism. As their country vanishes beneath the waves, it won't be enough to have a wall against Mexi Cans, also the eastern seaboard will have to be fortified and mine fields sown!
This is not the first time men have degenerated onto the level of mindless beasts!
Job 18:3
Wherefore are we counted as beasts, and reputed vile in your sight?
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: England Vanishes, Sodomites Swarm: "And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found" -
07-03-2016, 09:39 PM
So if I got this right, Liceland just lost against some French nigras?
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Re: England Vanishes, Sodomites Swarm: "And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found" -
07-05-2016, 08:43 AM
The news just gets worse.
The Leader of the free people of England, Nigel Garbage (pronounced Gar-barge), has quit. It look like the home team is cutting and running. And the Convervative party - the CONVERVATIVES! - have offered amnsety to their equivalent of illegal Mexicans living in England. Not just that but the EU is conspiring to lure and steal the best and brightest from England with lies of a better life, freedom of movement and living further away from Sunderland.
What happened? I thought the Brits won WW2.
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Re: England Vanishes, Sodomites Swarm: "And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found" -
07-05-2016, 10:40 AM
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The Leader of the free people of England, Nigel Garbage (pronounced Gar-barge) , has quit.
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Is that how you pronounce it? I didn't realize and have always thought it was pronounced to rhyme with porridge (though with an A at the start) or marriage. Whatever, his departure from public life is a tragedy for the country.
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What happened? I thought the Brits won WW2.
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Typo/autocorrect for Americans?
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Re: England Vanishes, Sodomites Swarm: "And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found" -
07-06-2016, 06:34 AM
Well, with the end times approaching, I praise Jesus for all His blessings and that He is coming back soon! With Hillary Clinton being above the law now, the world is a terrifying place!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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07-07-2016, 07:22 PM
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Whatever, his departure from public life is a tragedy for the country.
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No doubt in their retirement, Boris and Nigel will be delighting us with saccharine delightful paintings of dogs and Presidents of Russia and clearing thistles nonstop (or whatever the British version of brush is). Ah to be young and full of vigor like the fresh-faced youth of England who voted Leave. The future is bright.
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Re: England Vanishes, Sodomites Swarm: "And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found" -
07-07-2016, 07:56 PM
Dr Toole, the misery is not yet over for the Godless English. Their president (Mr Cameroon) having resigned, the country is now trying to elect a new leader.
As I know you take a keen interest in such matters, here is how it works.
1. Anyone in the ruling party who feels like being president puts their name on a list.
2. Elected members of parliament in that party then vote for their favorite. The one with the fewest votes is eliminated.
3. This process continues until there are only 2 remaining applicants for the job.
4. Because of democracy, there is a public vote on the final 2 candidates. However, it's not so bad because the only people who get to vote are the 150,000-or-so paid-up party members, who are mostly quite wealthy and unlikely to vote foolishly.
You might wonder what could possibly go wrong? They started out with 5 candidates, 3 men and 2 uppity women. But something is not right here, maybe the hanging chads were upside-down or something, because ALL 3 MEN WERE ELIMINATED!
So we are now faced with a choice between these two. You may find it difficult to tell them apart. I know I do.
They both claim to be the next Margaret Thatcher , but all I see are two would-be Hillarys with bad teeth. (Okay, the one on the left has wisely kept her mouth shut, but we all know why.)
Please pray for us. Having a woman in charge is not going to end well.
Proverbs 14:1 Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.
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Re: England Vanishes, Sodomites Swarm: "And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found" -
07-07-2016, 09:56 PM
Thank you for the update Mrs. Lytton-Vasey. Yes you're right, I do pride myself on being the most informed person in any discussion. Which I am, due partly to having the best people but also having a very good brain.
My people in London tell me that "The Razor" May is comfortably ahead in the race and is a certainty in the upcoming referendum with her consistent Brexit message. I particularly like her stance on mental health checks for women. I only hope she remembered to get her certificate of mental compentancy in time for the vote. It's just a formality, nothing to worry about.
My brain tells me that The Razor will be doing the groundwork (mostly tidying up now the men have done the real work) in preparation for a triumphant Boris Jenkins/Martin Glove comeback in 2 years. By that time the former UK will have been sliced into 3 separate countries, each split 52-48 about what to do next. Austerity all round and mental health checks for women.
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Re: England Vanishes, Sodomites Swarm: "And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found" -
07-07-2016, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
...By that time the former UK will have been sliced into 3 separate countries, each split 52-48 about what to do next. Austerity all round and mental health checks for all women.
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