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"Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
05-13-2016, 07:27 PM
I am getting sick and tired of all these liberal God hating kids on youtube getting funded entire music videos by their rich parents. I remember my parents never bought me anything.
Now lets analyse a song called "Chinese Food" by Alison Gold and we look if it has some Chrstian values.
-The video starts with a rainbow comming out of a bunch of noodles. This is basically gay witchcraft. Not a good start for a music video if you ask me.
-The singer says she goes "clubbing" at the start... But wait a second. A 12 year old goes clubbing? Certainly shes a whore.
- Pushes over a trashcan at 0:30 showing rebellion against God.
-Now the most horrible part starts at 1:40. A grown man (probably a cathlic) in a panda costume randomly sits in a chinese food restaurant looking for young girls.
-1:47 Now you might ask what the Hell is going on here.
The cathlic pedophile (in a Panda costume)somehow is now in a park with the girl waiting to pull her behind a tree.
-At 2:14 the Panda man gets revealed. Of course its a Negro.
Yes, a grown up black Negro in a panda Costume plays monopoly with a bunch of underage girls. Liberal media at its best.
In Conclusion, don't let your children watch "chinese food" because it is liberal God hating propaganda.
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
05-14-2016, 04:37 AM
Brother, you have stumbled upon something far more dire than you could possibly imagine!
Since the dawn of the internet, the Deep Web has whispered about a monster that preys upon innocent children; PEDOBEAR!
Pedobear uses candy and 'hip' language to lure unsuspecting children to their lost chastity, then leaves his mocking signature mark on 4chan, taunting the police who have never managed to catch him.
It seems now though that he has finally slipped up and shown his predictably black face. And while it is too late for the girls in the video, perhaps now the police can use this video evidence to identify and apprehend this pedophile.
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
05-15-2016, 02:48 PM
Is it an ad for MSG or an ad for LSD?
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
05-29-2016, 06:13 PM
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-The video starts with a rainbow comming out of a bunch of noodles. This is basically gay witchcraft. Not a good start for a music video if you ask me.
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Gay witchcraft? It's called "special effects" You old people know nothing about technology. And you spelled "coming" incorrectly. Not a good start for a thread if you ask me.
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- Pushes over a trashcan at 0:30 showing rebellion against God.
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So, pushing over a trash can is rebellion against God? What do I trash cans have to do with God? You're pretty much saying that God is trash.
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-Now the most horrible part starts at 1:40. A grown man (probably a cathlic) in a panda costume randomly sits in a chinese food restaurant looking for young girls.
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Do you have to over analyze everything? It's a music video, it's not supposed to make sense! And your wrong about the man being Catholic, I'm positive that he's a baptist, I mean, a craptist.
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-1:47 Now you might ask what the Hell is going on here.
The cathlic pedophile (in a Panda costume)somehow is now in a park with the girl waiting to pull her behind a tree.
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I've watched the music video, and the craptist panda never does that. You're just making stuff up now.
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-At 2:14 the Panda man gets revealed. Of course its a Negro.
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Yes, a grown up black Negro in a panda Costume plays monopoly with a bunch of underage girls. Liberal media at its best.
Again, don't analyze videos made by 11 year olds.
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In Conclusion, don't let your children watch "chinese food" because it is liberal God hating propaganda.
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In conclusion, you're wrong.
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
05-30-2016, 12:46 AM
Craptist? Really?
That's the best you can do?
You Jesus-haters are pathetic.
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
05-30-2016, 12:40 PM
Joo? Mooselimb? Catlick? Those are worse. Craptist is funny.
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
05-31-2016, 02:25 AM
I don't think God approves of Chinese food, period. Look at what they eat:
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
05-31-2016, 10:37 AM
Honestly the only thing the Chinese have invented that is helpfull now is the concept of a wall.
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
05-31-2016, 04:15 PM
The Chinese also invented spaghetti. Owned.
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
05-31-2016, 04:24 PM
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The Chinese also invented spaghetti. Owned.
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Popular legend has it that Marco Polo introduced pasta to Italy following his exploration of the Far East in the late 13th century; however, we can trace pasta back as far as the fourth century B.C., where an Etruscan tomb showed a group of natives making what appears to be pasta. The Chinese were making a noodle-like food as early as 3000 B.C. And Greek mythology suggests that the Greek God Vulcan invented a device that made strings of dough (the first spaghetti!).
Pasta made its way to the New World through the English, who discovered it while touring Italy.
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It seems you have your food stuffs mixed up, incapacitated friend.
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
05-31-2016, 11:34 PM
Ok, but they still have fortune cookies, types of rice and noodles, dumplings, and other forms of deliciousness. Just because it isn't American doesn't mean it's bad. Jesus wasn't American, was he?
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
06-01-2016, 03:27 AM
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Ok, but they still have fortune cookies, types of rice and noodles, dumplings, and other forms of deliciousness. Just because it isn't American doesn't mean it's bad. Jesus wasn't American, was he?
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Look dimwit, there is no "real" Chinese food outside of China. The only thing you're likely to get is an MSG headache while eating lo-mein out of a paper carton, some bamboo, and the usual of what passes for bland and banal pseudo-chinese food - and to top it all off, an hour later you're going to be hungry again. Chinese have been starving for generations - which explains why they are always shorter than the rest of us. And finally, "real" Chinese food today in China is toxic - thanks to their communist government.
The closest you're going to get to "real" Chinese food today is to watch some reruns of "Kung Fu" on TV and enjoy a nice American hamburger with fries.
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
06-13-2016, 08:37 PM
What you said has nothing to do with anything
However the main subject of the song which is Chinese food is very bad
Galatians 5:10 says that Chinese food is to be avoided
The parents of the girl who wrote the song will not go to heaven because they told her to write it but the girl is obeying them and that's good so the kid is not a sinner but the parents are
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
06-13-2016, 08:55 PM
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Galatians 5:10 says that Chinese food is to be avoided
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What a very interesting interpretation of the verse. Would you care to elucidate?
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
06-13-2016, 08:58 PM
It says to beat His judgement, so...when did God say we could eat Chinese food?
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
06-13-2016, 09:52 PM
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It says to beat His judgement, so...
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Galatians 5:10 "I have confidence in you through the Lord, that ye will be none otherwise minded: but he that troubleth you shall bear his judgment, whosoever he be."
Do you even English?
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...when did God say we could eat Chinese food?
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Peter's vision in Acts 10 comes to mind, but then... I've read the Bible.
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
06-13-2016, 10:39 PM
Why would I take advice from an atheist hippy?
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
06-13-2016, 10:44 PM
Sorry, I meant to say bear His judgement. It would be TERRIBLE if somebody tried to beat God's judgement
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Re: "Chinese Food" the worst God hating song on the internet -
06-13-2016, 11:02 PM
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Why would I take advice from an atheist hippy?
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The Bible says that to truly love your saviour, you have to do what He says. It's obvious that someone's filled your head with a very false vision of what the Bible says, so I'm here to help clear up a few of your misunderstandings.
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Sorry, I meant to say bear His judgement...
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Galatians 5:10 "I have confidence in you through the Lord, that ye will be none otherwise minded: but he that troubleth you shall bear his judgment, whosoever he be."
Even still, where does that passage say that we must bear the Lord's judgement, as you claim it does (before stretching it all the f=ing way "no Chinese food" somehow ), implying that we have any choice in the matter?
Have you even read Galatians? Do you know what Paul is talking about there? How about you give us a three- to five-sentence summary of the epistle to show what level of understanding you're at, ok?
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