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Jesus Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today! - 08-14-2018, 05:27 AM

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... how on earth does masturbation make you gay?
Dear sinner,

Please click our Godly link for an explanation.



Please also try to read the replies to your posts and not just repeat the same thing all over. Our JesOS operating system is a Spiritually powerful tool that follows the writings of our members and either rewards or punishes the authors with, e.g., awards that you can see by your avatar. One of the main problems with masturbation is its self-indulgence, which is something that your posts also exhibit. To become a True Christian™ means that it is not about you but about Jesus and worship.

Galatians 2:20
I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me.

Now,read that verse carefully and then try to write about something else. We already know about your habits. You've been explained enough about them. It's time to discard all that and join us in Worship. I shall not waste more precious prayer time repeating these issues to you.


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Default Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today! - 08-14-2018, 05:32 AM

Thank You for the link Dr and the very kind advice. I shall take it to heart and before I turn in for the night complete the assigned task you have given me. Once again, thank you very much.
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Default Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today! - 08-14-2018, 09:34 AM

You're going to crack your Bible open and read it?

Praise the Lord!


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Question Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today! - 08-17-2018, 01:40 PM

Yes, this group has changed my life. I am reading and doing other things that members have asked me to do.


I come across rebellious but in reality I am very compliant. My nature is to please and be accepted and this is my goal with the Landover Baptist Church.


I ask anyone that I have offended here to please forgive me and continue to offer your counsel and guidance as I truly endeavor to follow your advice.



I hope to work hard and earn for one thing the removal of these embarassing things from my profile, beginning with the tag at the top of all my posts that the Moderator or someone placed there, please.



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Bible Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today! - 08-17-2018, 08:45 PM

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I hope to work hard and earn for one thing the removal of these embarassing things from my profile, beginning with the tag at the top of all my posts that the Moderator or someone placed there, please.
So, basically, you realized that whining incessantly won't get you anywhere so you're trying a different tactic? How about, you pick up a Bible instead (please, wash your hands first!), and start reading it?
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Default Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today! - 08-18-2018, 12:47 PM

What purpose is there in trying to get somewhere?


I don't understand this line of reasoning. I am not here to "get somewhere" fact is I am here to learn what the experts are saying on subjects that might be helpful to me and find out what the Forum believes.

"you realized that whining incessantly won't get you anywhere so you're trying a different tactic?"


I don't even know what that means!!!!


Fact is I am trying to follow this saying:


"Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls"


Doing my best to obey the spiritual leaders here and submit myself to this Forum, at least as best as I can. Can I do that?















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So, basically, you realized that whining incessantly won't get you anywhere so you're trying a different tactic? How about, you pick up a Bible instead (please, wash your hands first!), and start reading it?
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Default Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today! - 08-21-2018, 09:26 PM

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What purpose is there in trying to get somewhere?
Are you saying, you don't care for the future of your eternal soul? You think there is no point in striving to be Saved and avoiding the eternal torment of Hell?
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