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Default My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 07:30 PM

If there are any other unwed Sisters here who could help, or any married Sisters whose husbands have commanded them to wear one, I'm having a problem with my chastity belt. I've been finding when I do a lot of activity (cleaning and cooking for the unwed men of the flock is a never ending task), it starts to chafe. Would talcum powder work best, or should I go with a petroleum jelly?
The talc would be less shameful to buy, but I've noticed a few of the Brothers and Pastors keep a fair supply of petroleum jelly on hand which they must have to give the unwed women for this very problem.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated!


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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 07:44 PM

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Any advice would be greatly appreciated!
Sister, I'm sure the other ladies would be greatly helped in answering your query if you were to post a photo of this chastity belt, in use, to demonstrate exactly where the chafing occurs.
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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 07:51 PM

Is there possibly a lubricant or powder that may prevent such chafing? Or perhaps you could change the materials used for the chastity belt? Hm.

I hear hot sauce works... but thats for cats... so never mind about that.

But uh, why not line the belt with silk or something soft that doesn't chafe?
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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 07:58 PM

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I hear hot sauce works... but thats for cats... so never mind about that.?
I'm confused.

Are you saying that hot sauce keeps cats from chafing you?

Just what exactly are you DOING with these cats, young man?!
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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 08:09 PM

Uhm okay. First of all, I am a female.... heheh.... *awkward laugh*

The cats.. yes well.. it's common knowledge that if you wish to keep your cats away from objects such as the sofa, you may use hot sauce or citrus products. They don't like that.

I guess I was meaning to say that perhaps you could keep men away, but i realized that that doesn't work and said "Nevermind thats for cats"

So you see... hehhe... yes...
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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 08:16 PM

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Uhm okay. First of all, I am a female.... heheh.... *awkward laugh*

The cats.. yes well.. it's common knowledge that if you wish to keep your cats away from objects such as the sofa, you may use hot sauce or citrus products. They don't like that.

I guess I was meaning to say that perhaps you could keep men away, but i realized that that doesn't work and said "Nevermind thats for cats"

So you see... hehhe... yes...
hmmmm . . .

Well, I'll accept that for the moment.

Cats with hot sauce, eh?

And you're a female? I figured you were the love child of a dinosaur and a dredlocks-sportin', joint-tokin' Jamaican. Which I guess you still could be.

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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 08:20 PM

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hmmmm . . .

Well, I'll accept that for the moment.

Cats with hot sauce, eh?

And you're a female? I figured you were the love child of a dinosaur and a dredlocks-sportin', joint-tokin' Jamaican. Which I guess you still could be.
.....hehehehe....

Nope. No dreadlocks here. Not even a brontosaurus.
And yes... Female. Of gender. Yes.
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Sister, I'm sure the other ladies would be greatly helped in answering your query if you were to post a photo of this chastity belt, in use, to demonstrate exactly where the chafing occurs.
Here is the belt I currently wear. I'm sorry I don't have a photo of me in it, but perhaps I could ask one of the Pastors' wives to take a picture that I can pass along privately.
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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 08:21 PM

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If there are any other unwed Sisters here who could help, or any married Sisters whose husbands have commanded them to wear one, I'm having a problem with my chastity belt. I've been finding when I do a lot of activity (cleaning and cooking for the unwed men of the flock is a never ending task), it starts to chafe. Would talcum powder work best, or should I go with a petroleum jelly?
The talc would be less shameful to buy, but I've noticed a few of the Brothers and Pastors keep a fair supply of petroleum jelly on hand which they must have to give the unwed women for this very problem.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated!
Sister, you should not be showing this to be a problem. Just as we suffer the monthly Curse, so we should have to suffer this minor discomfort caused by such a necessary device.
We must act as brave True Christian™ Women and suffer in silence for Jesus. Did he ask for Vaseline or talcum Powder while nailed to The Cross?
Whilst we can never know for certain, my answer to this question would be a resolute NO!
Did he complain to the Guards that he had needed Suntan Lotion from being out in the Sun? No, of course not.
Did he wish that No More Nails had been invented? Well, maybe, but there is nothing in The Bible(KJV1611) to say that he complained.

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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 08:22 PM

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Here is the belt I currently wear. I'm sorry I don't have a photo of me in it, but perhaps I could ask one of the Pastors' wives to take a picture that I can pass along privately.

Again I suggest.... silk or something... I can certainly see why that would chafe. o.o
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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 08:26 PM

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Sister, you should not be showing this to be a problem. Just as we suffer the monthly Curse, so we should have to suffer this minor discomfort caused by such a necessary device.
We must act as brave True Christian™ Women and suffer in silence for Jesus. Did he ask for Vaseline or talcum Powder while nailed to The Cross?
Whilst we can never know for certain, my answer to this question would be a resolute NO!
Did he complain to the Guards that he had needed Suntan Lotion from being out in the Sun? No, of course not.
Did he wish that No More Nails had been invented? Well, maybe, but there is nothing in The Bible(KJV1611) to say that he complained.

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Thank you for your loving rebuke. I don't know what I was thinking. No, I wasn't thinking at all! I will pray to Jesus for His forgiveness, and I will double my tithe this week!

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Again I suggest.... silk or something... I can certainly see why that would chafe. o.o
I saw when you suggested that the first time, but I thought you were joking. Everyone knows that silk is only used by lust filled heathens for their own perverse satisfaction.


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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 08:28 PM

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Thank you for your loving rebuke. I don't know what I was thinking. No, I wasn't thinking at all! I will pray to Jesus for His forgiveness, and I will double my tithe this week!


I saw when you suggested that the first time, but I thought you were joking. Everyone knows that silk is only used by lust filled heathens for their own perverse satisfaction.
I'm sure if you wore a suitable undergarment beneath it, rather than some harlot's thong, you should be able to prevent chafing.
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I saw when you suggested that the first time, but I thought you were joking. Everyone knows that silk is only used by lust filled heathens for their own perverse satisfaction.
Sorry. My mistake. I'm not really an expert on which fabrics are made for heathens or not. What about cotton? Please don't even mention the cotton fingers, we are talking about undergarmens, thank you.
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Thank you for your loving rebuke. I don't know what I was thinking. No, I wasn't thinking at all! I will pray to Jesus for His forgiveness, and I will double my tithe this week!


I saw when you suggested that the first time, but I thought you were joking. Everyone knows that silk is only used by lust filled heathens for their own perverse satisfaction.
Well, Sister, I'm pleased you can see the error of your ways, I'm sure your Loving Donation to Jesus will sort things out for you

As far as the use of silk is concerned, it seems you already know the evil of that Devilish material.
In my younger married days, to show Jesus just how much I loved him, I lined my own Chastity Belt with Thorns. It stops the chafing, but reminds you of how Jesus suffered.

Now, about this situation of our menfolk carrying around petroleum Jelly! Can Brother On Your knees fill us in with details about this?



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Now, about this situation of our menfolk carrying around petroleum Jelly! Can Brother On Your knees fill us in with details about this?
Certainly, Sister Tali!

As you well know, witnessing is hard work. At times, things can get intensely hands-on, as we slowly work over a sinner, probing deeply into his psyche, thrusting the Truth into his sin-addled mind, until the sinner finally comes (often with convulsions, shouts, and grunts!) to Jesus and prays to be filled with His Love!

Now, sometimes bodily force is required; you see, demons within the sinner often try to force him to run from the Truth!

Holding a sinner spread-eagled over the hood of a car in midwinter, well, sometimes one loses a glove. Therefore, applying a little Vaseline prior to witnessing helps avoid problems like chafing or cracking of the hands, which could distract a Brother or Pastor from witnessing as thoroughly or deeply as a sinner might require.

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Certainly, Sister Tali!

As you well know, witnessing is hard work. At times, things can get intensely hands-on, as we slowly work over a sinner, probing deeply into his psyche, thrusting the Truth into his sin-addled mind, until the sinner finally comes (often with convulsions, shouts, and grunts!) to Jesus and prays to be filled with His Love!

Now, sometimes bodily force is required; you see, demons within the sinner often try to force him to run from the Truth!

Holding a sinner spread-eagled over the hood of a car in midwinter, well, sometimes one loses a glove. Therefore, applying a little Vaseline prior to witnessing helps avoid problems like chafing or cracking of the hands, which could distract a Brother or Pastor from witnessing as thoroughly or deeply as a sinner might require.
Why Brother knees, your reply certainly brings a tear to my cheeks.

It reminds me of my own first contact with a Pastor from this very Church who gave me a very hard Ministering to assert my Faith©.
I was shown a firm right hand and very soon I was screaming out for JESUS©
Happily, those days are long gone, but your words certainly brought back a "Tingle" down my Spine.



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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 09:00 PM

This witnessing business sounds dangerous.

I'm not sure I want to be witnessed to....
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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 09:11 PM

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This witnessing business sounds dangerous.

I'm not sure I want to be witnessed to....
The only danger would be if you were to run away possessed by a Demon.
There is nothing to fear.



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I'm not sure I want to be witnessed to....
Friend,

What is there to be afraid of; To be filled with The Love of Jesus and to be held in His godly and strong arms and to gaze into His kind blue eyes. What more could a soul ask for?

Why, what do you think could go wrong friend?



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Default Re: My chastity belt is chafing! - 01-19-2007, 09:53 PM

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What is there to be afraid of; To be filled with The Love of Jesus and to be held in His godly and strong arms and to gaze into His kind blue eyes. What more could a soul ask for?

Why, what do you think could go wrong friend?
Well said, B-J!

Why, nothing can go wrong if she simply submits to the Love of Jesus!
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