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Default Re: 'Dungeons & Dragons' co-creator dies, goes to hell: - 04-14-2009, 07:09 PM

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We call this tiny subset "Catholics".
I think the Catholics in the room would take issue with that statement.

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What better way to trick numbskulls like yourself into worshiping Satan than to convince them that they're not worshiping Satan?
Yes, what a great trick, to make us think we're doing good by having us do good. Oh, the deception!

Look, you don't have to play D&D if you don't want to. But it's only a game - nothing more - and for a lot of people, it's even a means to enrich one's life. But you make yourself sound dumb when you say that it's worshiping Satan to play a game. Nobody who plays the game, nobody who designs it, none of the people who invented it had Satan in mind. If Satan appears anywhere in this game, he is a villain to be subverted, fought, and ultimately vanquished.

But I see I'm speaking to a bigot. Far be it for me to cure your racism.
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Default Re: 'Dungeons & Dragons' co-creator dies, goes to hell: - 04-14-2009, 09:49 PM

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But I see I'm speaking to a bigot. Far be it for me to cure your racism.
Racism? What race is he denigrating? Are Atheists, Catholics, Satanists, or D&D players races now?

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Default Re: 'Dungeons & Dragons' co-creator dies, goes to hell: - 04-14-2009, 11:37 PM

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Is nature homosexual, then, when light refracts through rain creating a spectrum of colors in the sky? The truth is, rainbows have been around longer than homosexuality. Did you know that red, black, and white are nazi colors, that blue and white are Jewish colors, that red and yellow are Russian colors?

The many colors of dice have nothing to do with sexuality. Some people simply like colors.
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Summoning demons using magic in D&D is an evil act, even in the rules of D&D, and many people who play D&D never summon demons, but instead try to prevent evil characters from doing so. I fail to see how playing through an imaginary quest to stop an evil necromancer from raising an army of undead is analogous to worshiping Satan. It seems, in fact, quite the opposite.

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Nobody who plays the game, nobody who designs it, none of the people who invented it had Satan in mind. If Satan appears anywhere in this game, he is a villain to be subverted, fought, and ultimately vanquished.

Explain away this.
From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alignment_(Dungeons_&_Dragons)#Chaotic_Evil:

"In the Dungeons & Dragons role-playing game, alignment is a categorization of the ethical and moral perspective of people, creatures and societies."

"Chaotic evil is referred to as the "Destroyer" or "Demonic" alignment. Characters of this alignment tend to have little respect for rules, other peoples' lives, or anything but their own selfish desires. They typically only behave themselves out of fear of punishment."

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Look, you don't have to play D&D if you don't want to. But it's only a game - nothing more - and for a lot of people, it's even a means to enrich one's life.

These individuals really look enriched:


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Default Re: 'Dungeons & Dragons' co-creator dies, goes to hell: - 04-15-2009, 04:30 AM

This is a how a typical group of D&D adventures see themselves going by official game art. The perversions and depravity speaks for itself between the harlot in a dress and the degenerate fondling his fake tallywacker. I shudder to think what wolf pelt boy is up to.
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Default Re: 'Dungeons & Dragons' co-creator dies, goes to hell: - 04-15-2009, 04:37 AM

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I wonder if he had a Dungeons & Dragons themed funeral, and a gothic casket.
I laughed too hard at that for a thread about a man's death. I guess it's not all that bad or out of character for me, in that regard. Too bad he didn't know Jesus and only knew his tablegames garbage. I never liked what the guys who played the roleplaying games were like. Too nerdy and it made me feel weird. I am glad that he isn't around even if he didn't know Jesus. Oh well...can't win at everything (unless you are Born Again) that is.
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Default Re: 'Dungeons & Dragons' co-creator dies, goes to hell: - 04-15-2009, 05:48 AM

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I think the Catholics in the room would take issue with that statement.
This is a Christian church forum. Catholics are not Christians. They worship Mary, also known as Semiramis.
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Yes, what a great trick, to make us think we're doing good by having us do good. Oh, the deception!
Yes, it sure is deception, if you think rolling dice and imagining yourself defeating a necrophiliac is "doing good". How exactly is sitting around playing a silly game "doing good"?

Try going out and collecting donations for Landover, or at least for your local food bank. That's "doing good".
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But you make yourself sound dumb when you say that it's worshiping Satan to play a game. Nobody who plays the game, nobody who designs it, none of the people who invented it had Satan in mind. If Satan appears anywhere in this game, he is a villain to be subverted, fought, and ultimately vanquished.
Unless you're playing a character who chooses to seek power of that sort. Don't you have that option?


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Default Re: 'Dungeons & Dragons' co-creator dies, goes to hell: - 04-15-2009, 04:21 PM

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I think the Catholics in the room would take issue with that statement.
Catholics also take issue with God's teachings.
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But it's only a game - nothing more - and for a lot of people, it's even a means to enrich one's life.
So it's only a game - nothing more - but it's not just a game? Make your mind up, or I'll have to prove you wrong on two points at the same time.


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Oh come on, it quickly went down from R.I.P him, to thank god he died he went to hell and now he's raped by demons
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Oh come on, it quickly went down from R.I.P him, to thank god he died he went to hell and now he's raped by demons
What True Christian™ expected him to rest in peace? He's suffering still, and the gret thing is, he will be for eternity! And good riddance! I knew a lady once who buried her son after she found Dungeons and Dragons books and playing pieces in his bedroom. She was beside herself with grief, cried the entire time she dug a hole in the back yard and made him get in it and buried him up to his chest. He was there all night and caught pneumonia because it rained. But what could she do? She had to beat the devil out of him for his own salvation. The Bible is very clear on this. Today he volunteers at the church and still lives at home and takes care of his mother and her painful bunions. He's a good boy because she refused to let Satan claim him.


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