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Default Trump's Christmas Gift to Us All: Gasoline Under $2.00 - 12-24-2018, 08:19 PM

We've had other Presidents in the U.S., but they had their own selfish interests in mind. President Trump is different. He thinks only about what is good for you and I.

That is why he forced the oil industry and Saudis to lower prices for the holidays. Gasoline for $1.98 is here. We owe him our thanks.

https://www.investors.com/politics/e...on-gas-prices/


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Trump's Christmas Gift to Us All: Gasoline Under $2.00 - 12-26-2018, 12:43 AM

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We've had other Presidents in the U.S., but they had their own selfish interests in mind. President Trump is different. He thinks only about what is good for you and I.

That is why he forced the oil industry and Saudis to lower prices for the holidays. Gasoline for $1.98 is here. We owe him our thanks.

https://www.investors.com/politics/e...on-gas-prices/
I filled my tank for $ 1.87 a couple of days ago. Yeah, I couldn't believe it, either, but hey, if that's My President's () second Christmas present alongside the government shutdown, I'll take it!
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Default Re: Trump's Christmas Gift to Us All: Gasoline Under $2.00 - 12-26-2018, 04:59 AM

So far the best implementation that Mr. President has for the past couple of years.
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Default Re: Trump's Christmas Gift to Us All: Gasoline Under $2.00 - 12-26-2018, 07:23 AM

Barack “You Didn’t Build That” Obama has been flapping his lips lately - trying to take credit for Trump's low oil prices. Oil expert Obama was the same one that assured us that you couldn't "drill" you way out of high oil prices when Sarah Palin said "drill, baby, drill".

We're going to need all that extra CO2 in the atmosphere to stave off the next ice age.


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Jesus Re: Trump's Christmas Gift to Us All: Gasoline Under $2.00 - 12-27-2018, 12:02 AM

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Barack “You Didn’t Build That” Obama has been flapping his lips lately



I guess that explains the breeze we've been getting down in Nebraska lately.


Seriously though, I think the meaning behind The Donald's gift is quite clear if we consult the Bible.


Ezekiel 15:6 Therefore thus saith the Lord God; As the vine tree among the trees of the forest, which I have given to the fire for fuel, so will I give the inhabitants of Jerusalem.

The atheists believe that oil evolves from dead trees. Obviously, anyone with half a brain knows that science is wrong. However, the incorrect association between fuel and ancient dead trees remains for us all. Thus, by making this reference, Donald directs us to this particular verse. The other important topic in this verse is the inhabitants of Jerusalem. Now who might those be?





Donald is signalling to us that the Jews, the "residents of Jerusalem" will soon be "given to the fire for fuel." What could this mean?





The meaning of Donald's $2.00 gas prices is obvious. Soon, very soon, Iran will nuke Israel off the face of the Earth. This attack on our greatest ally (which, oddly enough, is mostly populated by our greatest enemy, the Jews) will precipitate WWIII and usher in the end times. 1 Thessalonians 4:16 says "For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first."


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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