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05-04-2011, 04:06 PM
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Son, as a sodomite, you do have an empty hole, and that hole is your anus. And you are correct, I had the same empty hole, and I used to let any homosexual with an erection fill it, over and over again. Sometimes, I would try so hard to fill my empty hole that I could not walk for days afterward.
The drugs I used, mostly hallucinogenics, convinced me that I was indeed enjoying having my hole filled by these anonymous queers. I also did a fair amount of filling of the empty holes of tender, sweaty young men as well. And I was deluded into believing that I was enjoying filling those taught young holes. But in reality, I could not fill them and they could not fill me.
But then, in a hospital bed, with IVs in my arms and surgical gauze covering my genitals and rectum, Jesus came into my life. He filled me with His sweet, Christian love in a way no man ever had. Jesus filled the hole in my soul, not the hole in backside. And he can do the same for you. Let Jesus fill your hole son, as he filled my hole! Glory!
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i dont want jesus to fill my hole thats homosexual
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05-04-2011, 04:41 PM
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i dont want jesus to fill my hole thats homosexual
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You dare call Jesus, our Lord and Savior a homer?
Son, you got some explaining to do.
Additionally, a link to somebody else's thoughts is not YOUR beliefs. Stop being lazy and timid. Put it out there. What is your life about?
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05-04-2011, 04:44 PM
my life is about knowing as much as i can about the universe and having as much fun as possible until i die and i am dead forever when my conscience has dissipated
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05-04-2011, 04:51 PM
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my life is about knowing as much as i can about the universe and having as much fun as possible until i die and i am dead forever when my conscience has dissipated
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Why?
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Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
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05-04-2011, 04:53 PM
because its the choice i made because my mind is free i can think for my self and i can live my way and thats how i like it. get girls get money be happy and live well religion give me none of these things
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05-04-2011, 04:56 PM
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because its the choice i made because my mind is free i can think for my self and i can live my way and thats how i like it. get girls get money be happy and live well religion give me none of these things
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But to what end? I mean it is all superficial and fleeting. I see nothing that brings any real happiness. You describe empty fun, not joy. What do you bring to this world? How do you contribute to the overall good of humanity? Of the planet? Of your fellow man?
And getting girls is illegal. You sick pedophile.
The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
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05-04-2011, 05:01 PM
i will leave behind my physical and mental property to further the field of science and life being fleeting is what makes the time you have so sweet and geting girls i mean as a legal sense such as dating what were you thinking
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05-04-2011, 05:08 PM
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i will leave behind my physical and mental property to further the field of science and life being fleeting is what makes the time you have so sweet and geting girls i mean as a legal sense such as dating what were you thinking
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Getting A Woman to marry you is legal. Depending on your country and state fornication may still be on the books as illegal. Definitely, getting GIRLS is highly illegal, and I still say you are a pedophile.
The field of science? That giant conspiracy of lies? It is a self serving charlatan.
The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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05-04-2011, 05:15 PM
you can say what you want but that doesnt change the truth now does it but proof changes things you use my bad english skill to make me sound bad but who needs that language i speak math and can think how do you all believe that the world is the center of the universe when we have proved that it isnt.
also science self corrects is that why you hate it because when something disproves scientific theory science changes to accept it while religion stays in a state of denial.
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05-04-2011, 05:22 PM
You speak math? How does that work?
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05-04-2011, 05:30 PM
well i cant expplain it in math because i doubt any one on hear can understand math past a 10th grade level so talking math will do me no good as you would say it means nothing and what do i have to talk about hear that can be sumerised in numbers or maby i could find the rate that you people can think at im guessing not very fast or maby im wrong feel free to prove me wrong.
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05-04-2011, 05:34 PM
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Jibberish...or maby i could find the rate that you people can think at im guessing not very fast or maby im wrong feel free to prove me wrong.
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I think our grasp of the language we write - including, but not limited to, spelling, grammar and punctuation, proves that we are capable of thinking at a rather decent rate.
Maby we dont think as fast as you but thats because we stop every know and then to think about what we are actually writing instead of just spilling out a bunch of nonsense that is based purely on cereal boxes and heresy and then there is that the thing where a place was
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05-04-2011, 05:37 PM
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I'm sorry, but what are you smoking?
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I just smoked a dubie (way less harmful than cigarrettes)
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05-04-2011, 05:42 PM
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I just smoked a dubie (way less harmful than cigarrettes)
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I don't condone drug use, and I'm pretty sure the Lord doesn't either, but out of curiosity does your drug induced state allow you to speak math?
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05-04-2011, 05:45 PM
unfortunatly i was born with a brain that works too fast for my body to keep up i must medicate but seeing as being medicated keeps me awake at night i prefer to be unmedicated before i go to bed punctuation takes tooo long i lose my train of though sorry but thats how i was made be it by evolution or how your god made me
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05-04-2011, 05:46 PM
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unfortunatly i was born with a brain that works too fast for my body to keep up i must medicate but seeing as being medicated keeps me awake at night i prefer to be unmedicated before i go to bed punctuation takes tooo long i lose my train of though sorry but thats how god made me
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This is by far the most sensible thing you've said since you came to our little forum. Keep it up.
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05-04-2011, 05:47 PM
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well i cant expplain it in math because i doubt any one on hear can understand math past a 10th grade level so talking math will do me no good as you would say it means nothing and what do i have to talk about hear that can be sumerised in numbers or maby i could find the rate that you people can think at im guessing not very fast or maby im wrong feel free to prove me wrong.
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What are you saying? I'm sorry, but after getting a couple of master degrees from Princeton, it has become very hard to understand gibberish.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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05-04-2011, 05:47 PM
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I don't condone drug use, and I'm pretty sure the Lord doesn't either, but out of curiosity does your drug induced state allow you to speak math?
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To speak math?
I know Im hungry...hmmm tired as well.
Pot is not a chemical, pot is a plant that God has put on the earth, so Im thinking God condones pot, would probably condone cigarrettes as well however with so much man made chemicals added I highly doubt it. Pot is all natural on the other hand.
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05-04-2011, 05:49 PM
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I just smoked a dubie (way less harmful than cigarrettes)
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That is a blatant lie. There are more naturally occurring carcinogens, more tar, more fragmented aromatics in marijuana smoke than tobacco.
Never mind every other problem with marijuana. Overall, it is at least 10 times worse for you just on a smoke to lung effect.
Stop spreading your lies.
The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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