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Permanent Flood Protection for New Orleans: Stop the Sin -
05-15-2011, 02:13 PM
Flood waters are headed toward New Orleans again. First is was the Gulf water coming from the south. Now, it is the Mississippi River water from the north.
http://www.nola.com/environment/inde...pillway_p.html
In New Orleans, they never learn. If they had only understood after the first God-driven flood that they needed to close the whore houses, peep shows and jazz music, they wouldn't be facing the whole thing again.
But, oh no. Harlot business just returned like nothing had happened and now God has to flood them again.
Hint, New Orleans. Ask Jesus how to stop the flooding.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Permanent Flood Protection for New Orleans: Stop the Sin -
05-15-2011, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Flood waters are headed toward New Orleans again. First is was the Gulf water coming from the south. Now, it is the Mississippi River water from the north.
http://www.nola.com/environment/inde...pillway_p.html
In New Orleans, they never learn. If they had only understood after the first God-driven flood that they needed to close the whore houses, peep shows and jazz music, they wouldn't be facing the whole thing again.
But, oh no. Harlot business just returned like nothing had happened and now God has to flood them again.
Hint, New Orleans. Ask Jesus how to stop the flooding.
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If only there was some way to get this message to New Orleans. Is there time for a mission before the flood waters arrive?
The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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Re: Permanent Flood Protection for New Orleans: Stop the Sin -
05-15-2011, 04:08 PM
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Is there time for a mission before the flood waters arrive?
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Afterwards the baptizing is much easier (pun indended)
Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
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Re: Permanent Flood Protection for New Orleans: Stop the Sin -
05-15-2011, 09:20 PM
man i wonder what wasw happpening when it flooding at the same rate and there where no humans there
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Re: Permanent Flood Protection for New Orleans: Stop the Sin -
05-15-2011, 09:47 PM
Same issues as when Jesus sent Katrina to wash the sins away. There are too many lazy jigs, queers and titty bars down there.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Permanent Flood Protection for New Orleans: Stop the Sin -
05-15-2011, 09:58 PM
Notice how God has also punished Memphis TenneSIN with flooding for their sin. I know they're sinful because they are the world headquarters of FedEx.
FedEx is AWEFUL! I ordered some items, and for two days the idiots couldn't find my door. They kept going to the servant's door, and then figuring I wasn't home. I had to call them and talk to some horrible robot that makes H.A.L. sound trustworthy and heterosexual, and eventually I decided I would have to just plain camp out and meet them whenever they showed up. They promised between 12:00 and 2:00PM , but didn't show up until about 5.
Also, I swear that they had borrowed my items, used them, and then put them back in the box without even cleaning them. Either that or the truck was also used for carrying salmon. What a smell!
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Re: Permanent Flood Protection for New Orleans: Stop the Sin -
05-16-2011, 05:48 AM
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man i wonder what wasw happpening when it flooding at the same rate and there where no humans there
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Do tell, what evidence do you have that it once "was flooding at the same rate" when there were no humans living there?
Hint: You have none, because it wasn't. The intensity of the flooding is greater because of human activity -- channelization of the river, and filling of the floodplain. Fewer places for water to go means the water must get deeper in the places it CAN go.
Idiot.
Meanwhile, God has intensified the rainstorms upstream and given the perverts in New Orleans more than a week to see their destruction coming, giving them plenty of time to repent and beg Him to spare their city. Will they? I bet not.
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