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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 03-13-2012, 09:57 PM

I AM A CHRISTIAN AND I SUPPORT JOSEPH KONY!

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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 03-17-2012, 12:16 AM

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012...igner-detained

It looks like one of the Lie-beral scumbags responsible for the character smear assassinating smear-campaign against God's child Joseph Kony was arrested for masturbating in public today.
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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 03-17-2012, 04:42 AM

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012...igner-detained

It looks like one of the Lie-beral scumbags responsible for the character smear assassinating smear-campaign against God's child Joseph Kony was arrested for masturbating in public today.
Not surprised. All who persecute Christians like Joseph Kony are most likely perverts.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 03-17-2012, 08:13 AM

I wonder if his "dehydration" happened before or after his... ugh.


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open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 03-17-2012, 10:04 AM

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Not surprised. All who persecute Christians like Joseph Kony are most likely perverts.
It turns out that Mr. Russell is an evangelical 'Christian' as is wife... and parents... and partners in the Kony 2012 campaign.

As for Kony... he is a former Catholic whose initial motivation decades back was to counter varoius crimes against the Catholic minority in the north. These crimes were perpetrated by the current Ugandan President who is himself a former warlord but, get this, is also a fundamental evangelical 'Christian' like Mr. Russell!

You can imagine the joy it brings me as my years of hard work here are starting to pay off with you Baptwits moving closer and closer to inevitable conversion!

Not only are you rising up for Santorum but you are even supporting former Catholics/current ICC outlaws in favour of American born-again evangelicals!


St. Patrick is surely smiling down upon you all today!



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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 03-17-2012, 10:10 AM

I want to see Joseph Kony with a golden Kalashnikov AK-74!
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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 03-18-2012, 04:41 AM

[QUOTE=ExGay Alex;858183]Jesus loves and protects children. God is committed to protecting all his soldiers:

Deuteronomy 31:8 “… It is the LORD who goes before you. He will be with you; he will not leave you or forsake you. Do not fear or be dismayed.”
Isaiah 41:10 “… fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am your God; will strengthen you, I will help you, I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.

Psalms 23:4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil,for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me.

Isaiah 43:1-2 But now thus says the LORD, he who created you, O Jacob, he who formed you, O Israel: “Fear not, for I have redeemed you; I have called you by name, you are mine. When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; and through the rivers, they shall not overwhelm you; when you walk through fire you shall not be burned, and the flame shall not consume you.

Therefore, using children to do the Lord's bidding just makes good military (and Biblical) sense.

As an Aryan Man of Christ, I applaud Kony for his firm hand in guiding the young black men into their role as powerful, manly messengers of Christ's power. I wish I could minister directly to them and guide them deeper into His Love.
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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 03-18-2012, 04:54 AM

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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 03-18-2012, 06:27 AM

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012...igner-detained

It looks like one of the Lie-beral scumbags responsible for the character smear assassinating smear-campaign against God's child Joseph Kony was arrested for masturbating in public today.
Brother Wash, perhaps you can explain this to me. I see you have an ex-masturbator award*, so you must know how it works.

I never thought M-ing looked . . . well, like that. Is that really how it works?



* You may notice that I have two ex-masturbator awards. This is because I've never actually masturbated. If I had one award, it would imply I'd done it at least once; if I had none, people might think I engaged in such sinful seed-murder.


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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 03-18-2012, 02:09 PM

I didn't read this article due to its salacious content, but long before the End of it, it became Painfully apparent that they are LYING
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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 03-18-2012, 03:16 PM

You know, before I get to hear about this Joseph Kony person, I used to think Africa as nothing more but a continent filled with AIDS infected, car thievin oreos, whom are condemned to live the life of sins. But I was wrong. Once again JESUS has shown that his love has no boundaries, for he's the one who creates the good out of the bad, and he has proved it all through Joseph Kony.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Romans 8:28 And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.


I hope that Joseph Kony will be an inspirational figure towards the degenerate project dwelling, crack cocaine addicts, whom hasn't found the glory of JESUS within their hearts yet..

In saying that.

I SUPPORT JOSEPH KONY
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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-07-2012, 09:46 PM

I am Christian, and I DON'T support Joseph Kony because he is an a**hole who has harmed and killed innocent people in Uganda, and is still at large for his selfish and coldhearted acts.


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It's impossible to be a queer and a Christian. You hate Jesus with every tallywacker you slurp on. God hates you so much.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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It's impossible to be a queer and a Christian. You hate Jesus with every tallywacker you slurp on. God hates you so much.
Okay, so I marked the things that I are not true, which means you're a liar and you're just making up sh*t because it is so obvious, you hate gays, therefore, you are stating that God hates them too because you believe it's such a sinful act, and the worst sin out there. You things its disgusting. You believe no one who is gay has the right to go to heaven because you hate them.
Besides that, saying God hates someone who is gay is false testimony. God never says He hates any of his children; He is everlasting love; Jesus is everlasting love, plus, if God "HATED," Jesus wouldn't exist in the first place. As a matter of fact, you don't have the authority to twist up God's love. He loves everyone, and anyone who is different. You can't decide what has been already stated in the Bible. God does say homosexuality is wrong, but he does not hate anyone who is gay. God loves sinners. And he wants us to be happy. He might hate the sin, but God would never hate his beloved children. That's why Jesus came into our lives.
So don't be going out there and saying, "God hates fags!" Its so stupid! You might have the right to judge other people, but you don't have the right to put yourself out there and make people feel like they don't have hope. All you're doing is being a lair, and, you're being a false, ignorant teacher who denies the love of God.


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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-09-2012, 02:06 AM

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Okay, so I marked the things that I are not true, which means you're a liar and you're just making up sh*t because it is so obvious, you hate gays, therefore, you are stating that God hates them too because you believe it's such a sinful act, and the worst sin out there. You things its disgusting. You believe no one who is gay has the right to go to heaven because you hate them.
Besides that, saying God hates someone who is gay is false testimony. God never says He hates any of his children; He is everlasting love; Jesus is everlasting love, plus, if God "HATED," Jesus wouldn't exist in the first place. As a matter of fact, you don't have the authority to twist up God's love. He loves everyone, and anyone who is different. You can't decide what has been already stated in the Bible. God does say homosexuality is wrong, but he does not hate anyone who is gay. God loves sinners. And he wants us to be happy. He might hate the sin, but God would never hate his beloved children. That's why Jesus came into our lives.
So don't be going out there and saying, "God hates fags!" Its so stupid! You might have the right to judge other people, but you don't have the right to put yourself out there and make people feel like they don't have hope. All you're doing is being a lair, and, you're being a false, ignorant teacher who denies the love of God.
Where does it say that God loves unrepentant queers? Post the verse here and now.

Here's what MY Bible says:

God doesn't love everybody!

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Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

And don't give me any "He hates the sin, not the sinner" crap...

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[38] The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
[39] The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
[40] As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
[41] The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
[42] And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-09-2012, 02:10 AM

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Where does it say that God loves unrepentant queers? Post the verse here and now.

Here's what MY Bible says:

God doesn't love everybody!




And don't give me any "He hates the sin, not the sinner" crap...
FREAKING BS, JERK!
GOD is everlasting love. Can you not read or understand what everlasting love means. OBVIOUSLY NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE SO F**KING STUPID AND SELFISH. God, you're a fat ass idiot. And a b*tch.


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FREAKING BS, JERK!
GOD is everlasting love. Can you not read or understand what everlasting love means. OBVIOUSLY NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE SO F**KING STUPID AND SELFISH. God, you're a fat ass idiot. And a b*tch.
Dear Godmocking Queer;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and committing sodomy with hairy starngers to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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--Pastor Ezekiel


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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No, thank you -- for being an ignorant, selfish pastor who doesn't have a heart, and pretty much (that I am glad to say), you're officially an a**hole; you are very coldhearted. You are meaningless. Your teachings are highly unsuccessful. Plus, your love for God isn't in the right place. You believe that you're right about everything. You don't understand that God loves the sinner, but hates the sin. Therefore, your hatred is not going to stop homosexuality (meaning, haters are going to hate, but they can't stop the situation in the world do to sin). And finally, you're a piece of shit. So go die in a hole, and leave the world for God to judge.


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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-09-2012, 02:23 AM

I'm new to this site so I don't really understand why you think a man who takes children from their homes and forces them to kill their families and turns some into sex slaves is a righteous man of God? And he kills the children if they try to run away? He sounds evil! I thought we are all God's children. Why else would he bother putting us on this earth?
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I'm new to this site so I don't really understand why you think a man who takes children from their homes and forces them to kill their families and turns some into sex slaves is a righteous man of God? And he kills the children if they try to run away? He sounds evil! I thought we are all God's children. Why else would he bother putting us on this earth?
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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